my child is an honor roll student

anonymous asked:

Can you please do BTS as dads?

(this is based on their sun signs)

Jin 

  • the fun dad
  • looks like he hasn’t aged since he was 20
  • probably the least strict
  • because sagittariuses value freedom and independence 
  • they want their children to be their own people
  • super chill
  • doesn’t believe in strict punishment
  • cooks better than their mom
  • loves adventures
  • takes his kids camping, to amusement parks, anywhere they want
  • d a d j o k e s
  • always bright and sunny and cheers them up his humor
  • or makes them cringe
  • “dad im hungry” “hi hungry im dad”
  • [windshield wiper laugh]
  • instills strong morals and values in his kids

Originally posted by yoongiski

Yoongi

  • the affectionate dad
  • pisces are very compassionate, patient, and understanding
  • so he’d be able to handle kids and their moodiness really well
  • the person they always go to for comfort and advice
  • loves spending time with his kids
  • always makes them feel loved and appreciated
  • encourages their creativity
  • shares his love of music with them
  • “kiddos u know back in the day i was kinda a big deal. they called me suga”
  • “dad we literally live right next door to the bangtan uncles”
  • makes his kids hold each other’s hands when they start arguing
  • cries on the first day of kindergarten
  • the type to take pics and make scrapbooks and record videos to keep memories
  • and cry proud-father-tears when rewatching them

Originally posted by shootingfingerhearts

Hoseok 

  • the cool dad
  • another one that’s not strict
  • encourages his kids to be unique and individual
  • wants them to have a high self esteem and not follow the crowd
  • would raise really artsy kids who have a unique fashion sense
  • lowkey would be fine with them breaking some rules
  • high fives them when they stand up to mean teachers or bullies
  • pranks his kids
  • acts more like their friend 
  • so so supportive
  • shows up to every sports game or performance and screams louder than all other parents

Originally posted by btsreactionsandgifs

Namjoon

  • the overprotective dad
  • his little ones would probably inherit his god of destruction gene
  • so you’d come home one day and he’s wrapping them in bubble wrap
  • puts all his energy into raising his kids
  • lowkey strict
  • but only because he wants to see them shine 
  • the house runs so well
  • they go to bed at exactly the same time every day
  • sets a curfew
  • has those “my child is an honor roll student” stickers on his car
  • brags to other parents about how gifted they are
  • embarrasses them in public
  • his kids look up to him a lot

Originally posted by yayaruizc

Jimin 

  • the hot dad
  • teachers flirt with him during pta meetings
  • impresses their classmates by picking them up in his nice car
  • all his daughter’s friends have a crush on him
  • his kids will be super popular 
  • always fair
  • can defuse fights between them like a pro
  • creates a calm, peaceful, and beautiful home
  • his kids are always the best dressed
  • has a really good relationship with their mom and takes her out on dates every weekend
  • a good listener
  • is like their friend and has a really tight bond with them

Originally posted by jiminboi

Taehyung 

  • the rich dad
  • his family will live in the nicest biggest house
  • works hard to make sure they’re financially secure
  • always away on some business trip
  • but comes home with so many gifts
  • puts his kids in the best private school
  • spoils them
  • but still keeps them down to earth
  • his kids have good manners from a young age
  • teaches them the importance of hard work and discipline
  • old fashioned
  • the type to say “i’m your father, listen to me” all the time
  • loves taking his family on fun extravagant vacations every summer
  • super proud of every little thing his kids accomplish
  • keeps pictures of them in his (gucci) wallet

Originally posted by jinmini

Jungkook

  • the organized dad
  • has his shit together
  • super reliable and dependable
  • keeps everything neat and tidy
  • helps the mom with cooking and chores
  • color coordinates and name tags all their toys and clothes
  • makes them cute lunch boxes with supportive messages every day
  • sings them to sleep
  • tries to be strict but fails
  • “son it’s time to study please get off the computer. wait…is that overwatch? ….okay one more round if i can join”
  • a bit of a worry wart
  • always thinking about their well being and safety
  • when they get sick he flips out
  • “y/n according to webmd they’re dying. i’ve failed as a father. this is it.”
  • “jungkook pls calm down it’s just a cold”
  • puts his little ones in sports or dancing and takes them to practice
  • supports the heck out of them

Originally posted by jiminboi

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So this is a total au bughead story, but I hope you guys like it none the less.
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She was lost all the time, she didn’t know where she was going or where she would end up.

Her parents had passed away when she was eleven years old, it had been for the best, they were horrible people. Abusive, Angry , bitter human beings, their death was a welcome escape for Betty.

Being tossed around foster home , to foster home wasn’t any better, but eventually when she turned thirteen, she saw a chance and she took it.

The family she was staying with were crackheads, they used the money they got for fostering children to feed their addiction, one day she slipped out the front door and never looked back.

The adventures she went on were incomparable. She’d seen so much in her young life, she was aged beyond her years.

Being small had always been a gift. She could sneak into small places, if she wanted to board an airplane, she would just pretend to be part of some rich , snotty family and walk right onto the plane. Finding a place to stay was never really a problem either, she was very good at hiding, until the lights went out and the doors locked.

But, she wasn’t so small anymore, sixteen had really taken its toll on her and sneaking in with a family wasn’t an option. She couldn’t hide under booths at restaurants and she most definitely couldn’t fit behind shelves at malls.

So that’s what brought her here.

“Riverdale, the town with pep.”

She laughed out loud at the silly sign, in the middle of the road, adjusting her backpack on her shoulder.

She was looking for a small town, one with no breaking news stories or pimps trying to steal her and sell her on the streets.

Riverdale seemed like the perfect place.

She had a bit of money saved up from the odd jobs she had taken in New York, but apparently this town didn’t have a hotel or even a bed and breakfast. But, she read they had trailers for sale. She wouldn’t mind shacking up in a trailer home for a while.

She needed a job, and fast.

Walking the streets, she spotted dress shops and bakeries, offices and flower shops. When finally she stood directly in front of the one place she knew she could work.

Pops diner.

Betty had been a waitress, more times than you can count. It was an easy job and if she could make an extra few bucks in tips, she would be golden.

Walking in, her backpack heavy on her back, she spotted the older man, a silly hat on his head and a rag in his hand. That must be pops.

She walked over to him slowly, he was really into his cleaning and she didn’t want to scare him.

“Excuse me, sir?” She said softly

Pops whipped around, apparently she wasn’t quiet enough.

“Oh! Girl you scared me! Shouldn’t you be at school! Ain’t never seen a young'n your age here at this time.”

She smiled, her dimples popping out at his surprise.

“No sir, I don’t go to school, I’m actually here to ask you for a job.”

The older man looked at her quizzically

“How did you know my only lunchtime server just quit on me yesterday?”

Her smile grew even wider

“I have lots of experience, I can give you all of my old bosses numbers, I know how to handle a table and I’m great at cleaning up.”

Pops laughed placing his hand over hers.

“You don’t have to tell me twice, you’re like some kind of angel in disguise, come on then darlin’ let’s go see if Amy’s old uniform, will fit ya. Although I’ve gotta say, we might need to fatten you up a little, you’re far too skinny.”

Walking out of pops , her new yellow uniform dress in hand, she felt lighter than she had all week.

Pop had agreed to let her work every morning and afternoon except the weekends, and if he needed her at night time she was always available.

The pay was decent and she knew she could afford a trailer home in no time.

Suddenly the streets were crowded, school had just let out and kids with their backpacks and heavy text books were rushing past her.

She missed school.

She had always loved it, and she was damn good at it, every year she would come home with a bumper sticker proudly stating “my child is an honor roll student.” The bumper sticker always ended in the trash, side by side with her report cards.

Her parents had taken her out of school when she was nine, they couldn’t afford the private school anymore and they didn’t want to risk anyone finding out their daughter went to public, so they just pulled her out.

Suddenly she was on the ground, her face nearly hitting concrete, before a hand reached out to stop it.

That’s what she gets for daydreaming.

“Shit I’m sorry, here let me help you up.”

She looked up at the voice only to come face to face with the brightest pair of blue eyes she’d ever seen , That and the weirdest hat she’d ever seen on top of a mess of black waves.

He seemed taken aback by her as well because he dropped his hand and tilted his head

She brushed her pants off and heaved herself off the ground.

“My fault, I wasn’t paying attention” she picked up Her uniform and smiled “Betty Cooper” she stuck her hand out, he was still just staring at her and she had to stifle a giggle.

Suddenly another voice entered her ears

“Jesus jughead, pick your mouth up off the ground, you just nearly knocked this girl out, the least you can say is your name.”

Suddenly her outstretched hand was being shaken by the most beautiful girl she’d ever seen, she was put together , from her jet black hair to her shiny white pearls.

“Veronica lodge, I’m sorry about my speechless friend here, he’s a little” she fake whisper “socially inept.”

Betty giggled pulling her hand back,

“That’s okay, we did just head butt each other, I’m sure neither of us are thinking straight.”

She glanced over at the blushing boy who shrugged apologetically, finally moving his gaze from her.

Suddenly she was surrounded.

A perfectly coiffed teenage boy had his fingers on her ripped Ramones t shirt and was fiddling with the hole on the bottom of it

“This is so cute, so vintage, Obsessed. I’m Kevin by the way.”

She smiled at hisvsilly antics

“Dude get your hands off her, she’s not a doll.” A charmingly cute redhead scratched the back of his neck smiling shyly “ I’m Archie Andrews it’s nice to meet you.”

“It’s nice to meet you too Archie.” She said sweetly, causing the redhead to blush.

Suddenly another redhead was directly in her face

“We saved the best introduction for last, I’m Cheryl blossom. Pretty much queen bee of Riverdale high,” she glanced down at Betty raising an eyebrow. “Your look is… interesting, I’ve been trying to get into the grunge look, but I doubt I would be able to pull it of like you do.”

Betty blushed before shaking Cheryl’s hand

“Thankyou, it’s nice to meet all of you.”

Veronica smiled,

“Why don’t you come with us to pops, I know how sucky it can be to be the new girl. I promise it’ll be fun.” She said wiggling her eyebrows

Betty laughed

“Thank you guys so much for the offer, but there’s a few things I have to do, raincheck?”

Veronica nodded happily handing her phone number as everyone else followed.

Betty thanked the lord she had purchased herself a cell phone right before she left her last home.

As everyone walked away, with promises to text each other that night, jughead lingered behind

“Jughead jones, that’s my name, sorry I didn’t get a chance to introduce myself” he mumbled kicking a rock with his combat boot.

She laughed

“Im suprised anyone gets a chance to talk with that group, you said your name was jughead? I’ve gotta say i always thought Betty was bad.”

Jughead looked up smiling, his eyes locking with Betty’s

“It’s a nickname, would you believe me if I told you my real name is worse?”

She playfully narrowed her eyes

“Try me.”

He leaned super close to her, and whispered in her ear

“Forsythe Pendleton jones….. the third.”

Betty couldn’t help the giggles that escaped, she placed her hand over her mouth trying to mask her laughter.

Jughead stared at her smiling, his eyes sparkling.

Betty finally calmed down enough to speak

“It’s … it’s not so bad.”

Jughead let out a full belly laugh

Suddenly Archie called for him

“Yo! Jug we gotta go, milkshakes don’t wait for anyone.”

Betty smiled

“I’ll see you around, Jughead”

He smiled at her as she turned to walk away

“See ya, bets.”

Turning around to smile at the nickname, she found he was already half way down the street.

Maybe this place wouldn’t be so bad.

Now she just had to find a place to sleep.

hello this is a fun educational video & essay about why balthier took ashe’s ring. i hope you’d think our leading man has more tact in his flirting than to snatch a widow’s wedding ring just because you think he fancies her. who does that. sorry he didn’t take it because he had a big pirate crush on her. he took it because she was fidgeting over it like a pining fishwife contemplating mass genocide a la nethicite and let’s just say He’s Been Here Before.jpg

i spliced together two scenes while doing research for my fic, and stumbled across this expression of his that i cropped in on; you can see after she gazes down at her ring, makes complicated noises, and breathes about vengeance while holding nethicite that balthier quickly puts two and two and two more together–i’ve got a bad feel about this scoob fran. then, upon leviathan, his fears ring true - doctor cid is involved, and there’s no way he’s going to run any longer like a fucking baby. put on your big boy shoes ffammy. no, not those shoes. not those. those are ugly. you’re gonna wear those? fine.

next, we have the scene immediately following leviathan. surprise! ashe is yelling about power even more in a frenzy because everything sucks and she’s getting mega-screwed and i’d be hella fucking mad and wanna blow up everything too if all these fucking men kept tryna screw me out of literally anything while shitting all over my country. i reeeeally slowed down the balthier zoom-in here, because as ashe goes off on her lovely dalmasca-poem that makes murder sound very pretty, while holding the empty shell of a completely spent dawn shard in her hand, that ring stands out again and he regards her intensely and briefly; at :55 you can see a (v subtle) eyeshift gaze, where i believe he’s simply processing the connections between her and his projected, justifiable fears from the past. it’s as though he’s watching someone become enamored with nethicite’s power all over again. his voice in this entire scene is just dripping with a knowing bitterness that i’m surprised no one (read: vaan) is like hey balthier r u ok u sure seem to Know A Lot And Have a Lot of Feelings About It but i guess he’s too dashing for anyone (read: vaan) to call him out. he’s lucky he’s so pretty.

remember, balthier keeps it a secret for a long time from this point that he was involved with draklor (i like to coin it as his Actor’s Secret but that’s because i’m a big balthier nerd); “i’m just here to see how the story unfolds” is no lie at all. he keeps his past a secret for quite a while, only until, quite frankly, he can’t keep it in any longer the closer they get to the capital. and that’s when they have that heart-to-heart and balthier literally fucking cries lol .

and so, he takes the one thing from her that he thinks he has some semblance of control over without blabbing to the entire empty stockroom in the back of the bazaar ASHE DON’T FUCKIN DO IT YOU’RE REMINDING ME OF MY DAD AND IT’S FREAKING ME OUT PLEASE STOP. he uses it to anchor her. he tucks the ring safe away so that ashe doesn’t have something tangible to remind her of an anger that is already so vibrant within her already. balthier made the right decision here, without asking anyone, without thinking, and yes it was rash and yes it was controlling and yes it was a dick move from everyone’s perspective but his, which he chooses to not share with anyone, the wily fucker.

additionally, balthier is still a gentleman about this whole thing. the last clip i attached is the body language. ashe puts down the nethicite to take off her ring, and i’m sure balthier is patting himself on the back here because aren’t they already off to a grand start and he’s a genius bla bla yes we know balthier, fran has bumper stickers for the strahl that read my child is an honor roll student.  

he doesn’t go all piratey and snatch it from her as soon as the ring touches his hand. she drops it. she lingers. she hovers. her hands itch to take it back. none of this feels right to her. it sucks. why does everything have to suck ashe. i dont know im sorry. and then, only then when she pulls her hand completely away, does balthier take it. he gives her the chance to change her mind. she doesn’t. good. he’ll hold on to that little trinket nice and tight until they all help her fulfill her duty. and they do. (spoiler alert)

thanks for tuning into a balthier feel. i hope this helps with any confusion you had. and if you didn’t have any confusion i hope now you do.

my thoughts while watching the amnesia video
  • [x]
  • it leakED?????????????
  • whoa this isn’t even crappy quality
  • [screams silently] YAAAAASSSSSSS
  • bike bike bikE
  • ashton’s air is on point i dig i dig
  • why is this SO HOT
  • someone PLEASE tell me he’s gonna say “you came to the wrong neighborhood today motherfucker”
  • i never knew i needed ashton on a bike in my life until now
  • is that someone choke-crying or a dog barking
  • AMNESIA (bubbles)
  • nah it’s a dog 
  • there better be crying in this video i want to FEEL THE PAIN
  • ashton’s hair looks like iced tea i’m -
  • BACK MUSCLES JEUSSUS CH ISRTS
  • *guitar starts*
  • *sees ash putting the tape on his drums* AW
  • [house hunters voice] i love this lighting in this place
  • did ashton just do the dramatic drum hit like in the slsp video i’m gonna P ASS OU T
  • CAL UM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • station wagon!!! broom broom
  • they’re all packed in a car with their friends……this……….they’re reenacting my life
  • ooh there are cute girls in this one
  • MICHAEL AND LUKE SMILING :)))))))
  • *pauses to look at the girl* she cute
  • group picture i’m g ona n
  • THIS IS MY LIFE
  • sad michael looking into the camera
  • ok i’m less than a minute in and ready to write a THESIS
  • MORE GIRLS
  • contemplative ashton i can’t wait to see you in gif form
  • golf on top of a car??????
  • i love all these close-ups 
  • who did their hair, makeup and styling for BOTH 5sos and the girls
  • i want 2 thank u 
  • for everything
  • *sees luke’s swing* AWFUL 
  • you have an AWFUL swing but i love you
  • also luke you should be STU DYING 
  • can you stop looking pensively and deeply into the camera
  • it gives me shivers in a good way and i feel like you meant to do that
  • manipulative and also really hot jerks
  • hasn’t luke worn this star shirt like 78 times already
  • grocery carts yeA
  • yo where are these girls clothes from
  • ICE 99c 
  • what lipstick is michael wearing
  • i think that girls top is from brandy melville pretty sure i have the same one lemme check
  • why are 5sos so obsessed with bananas that’s the real question
  • band practice blah blah blah blah (i love it)
  • why is michael such a dork
  • ashton is so HANDSOME when did that happen
  • luke GOOD CATCH
  • bruh
  • *thinks about how much michael loves throwing things into luke’s mouth*
  • any wAY
  • thinks really hard about the lyrics of amnesia and how they’re incredibly thoughtful and profoundly sad and really relatable and just beautiful
  • *SOB S*
  • only 1:30 has passed are you kidding me
  • ok can one of these guys just take one for the team and wrap their arms around one of these girls shoulders that would be super cute
  • also crying
  • i want to see more cryinG
  • [whispers] where are the poc??????????
  • BALLOONS AND POOLS
  • ok that looks cool underwater but that was 100% a bellyflop 
  • ashton is wearing tinfoil on a hot summer day
  • you’re not an astronaut i could fry an egg on your costume
  • michael “well anyway here’s wonderwall” clifford playing guitar on a car hood
  • calum’s tatts look so NICE i want my name tattooed on your arm thanks
  • *sees calum swimming down towards the camera* is he ben howard
  • they’re playing cricket 
  • all i ever needed
  • CALUM IS SO HANDSOME even when he’s pouring cereal on luke’s face
  • they’re all just REALLY HOT 
  • *sees girl do a handstand and notices how the camera is pointed at her butt* ASS ASS ASS 
  • where do they find all these props seriously what even is that mouth thing
  • they’re all so handsome and this video looks kinda indie it’s everything i want and need and hoped for
  • this is basically a photo shoot but a video
  • *falls in love with 5sos even more if that’s even possible*
  • i love michael everyone loves michael i want to be his girlfriend so much 
  • *thinks about how good of a boyfriend he would be* *whimpers*
  • they’re all so pretty 
  • ashton IRWIN you should not be riding a bike into a pool i am genuinely concerned for y'all’s safety
  • BRIDGE TIME I WANT TO FEEL THE EMOTION
  • ok luke it was a little lacking in terms of facial emotion to match the emotional raspiness of the track but overall i give it an 8/10 
  • they look like they’re having fun!!!!
  • *thinks about how amazing it’d be if i were in the video*
  • *thinks about how much behind the scenes flirting potentially went on*
  • YEAH I NEED TO BE IN THE NEXT VIDEO
  • ………..and luke’s golf swing still hasn’t improved
  • this video is beautiful who was in charge of cinematography you go dude
  • “"my child is an honor roll student” I ’M -
  • sad looking away from the camera and into the distance along with mellow guitar strumming and nice group shots by the car
  • i don’t know who i want to date more
  • this video has ruined me
  • i LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH
  • [landscape shot] *u*
  • THIS SONG IS SO THOUGHTFUL AND BEAUTIFUL AND THE VIDEO IS PERFECT
  • THANK  YOU
  • THNAK Y OUS SO SOSOCMU CH
  • [faints]
My Child is an Honor Roll Student
—  that sticker on the car in the Amnesia music video that could hint that one of those ‘Good Girls’ stole it from her parents