My Chemical Romance Fans:*hears first note of The Black Parade* *cries*
Fall Out Boy Fans:*hears first note of What A Catch, Donnie* *cries*
Panic! At The Disco Fans:*hears first note of Northern Downpour* *cries*
Fans Of All Three:*cannot listen to any music, they are forced to never put their playlist on shuffle, forever living in the world of repetetive alphabetically placed music, never going on Pandora for fear of the unknown and unexpectable*
interviewer:what's the most despicable thing you've done?
patrick:ooohhh despicable...i'm so despicable <giggles> so this is really mean. it's probably the most cold-hearted thing i ever did. there was this spider in my shower - and i'm usually very kind to all of the creatures of the world - and you feel very vulnerable when you're naked, and i didn't really want to be near this spider he was kinda big and gnarly looking. i kept splashing water on him to get him to go away, but he wouldn't budge, he was very happy where he was and i was very uncomfortable with that. so i gave him a lot of chances, i gave him a lot of little splashes, and i reached for a paper towel or something to squash him with and there was nothing. the only thing that i could reach in the shower was this hairspray. so i hairspray-ed the spider to death, which was awful. i felt like such a jerk. it was really, really harsh. and then i crushed it because i felt like i was putting it in a lot of misery. i feel very, very bad about that.
Text: When I met Gerard Way after a concert last February I told him that he saved my life a million times and he looked at me with his calm eyes and smile and said ‘thank you, never give up’ and hugged me and hearing the words of my hero saying that directly to me I stopped self harming and I swear no matter how bad it gets I’ll never give up. Thank you.