my bunnies are the world to me

Me, Sitting On my Throne after I’ve conquered the world, 7,896 copies of various and unique Jeanne d’Arc Figures surrounding me: What gifts do you bring, supplicant?

Takashi Takeuchi, trembling in fear: Maste- uhhhh…. Lord ‘Jeanne d’Arc’s #1 Fan’…. I… I’ve designed a new Jeanne, her name is Jeanne (Alter) (Lancer) ([Archer] Alter) (Halloween [Easter])…. She… She has jack o’ lanterns on her bunny ears…. We can have a figure made in 2 days….

Me: Acceptable. Make it one day.

Takeuchi leaves in a hurry, wetting himself. He has been allowed to live for another day.

Send Nude Pics of Your Heart to Me

James Potter to Mrs. Wife: lily can we have another baby?

Lily Potter to Wears Socks to Bed: R u going to text me that every time Harry does something cute?

James Potter: yes

Lily Potter: U know if we got one every time u asked we’d have like 35 babies by now??

James Potter: i’d be okay with that

James Potter: they might give us our own tv programme

James Potter: lil and jim and their kin 

Lily Potter: Ur right what’s the point of having children if not to pimp them out for reality television

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The Dreamer Within You

I wear sunshine on my lips and stars on my nails. My hair is a garden of roses that blossoms in a different color every morning. I drink galaxies for breakfast and use ribbons of moonbeams sprinkled with comets as laces for my shoes. My eyelids are the wings of hummingbirds and my skin, the velvet blackness of night seasoned with stardust. My breath is the scent of wildflowers and magic. And I wear music as jewelry around my neck.
You’ve known me as the dreamer who lives within you and the creativity you lost as you grew up. I helped you discover your imaginary friends and whispered in your ear to create your own world. I replaced your ordinary eyes with kaleidoscopic diamonds and your nightmares with dreams of flying. You still see me in children: the five-year-olds who pray to the Easter bunny and the eight-year-olds who wear rose-colored contact lens, viewing the world as a big bundle of joy where everyone is happy. You wish I’d never left you when your parents fought and got a divorce or when your first love broke your heart into pieces. You think I faded inside you little by little every time your teacher said you’d never amount to anything in life or during those sleepless nights when you felt unloved and believed you no longer belonged anywhere.
You wish you could trade all your ‘growing up’ for just one more day of staying a child. To feel my soft fluttering kiss on your salty, world-weary cheeks as I lead you once again into the world you created and then abandoned. And to help you rediscover the pirate ships and treasure chests hidden in scudding masses of clouds. To just be a child again, nothing else.
You think you outgrew me when your turned thirteen when all your friends seemed more interested in their own bodies than your fairytale stories about flying imps and green-skinned witches. You let the world turn you angry, cynical and disappointed. You learnt that not all people are good and that rainbows don’t really lead to leprechauns’ pots of gold. Growing up had changed you and you blamed me for letting you down.
With every day of disbelieving, I was vanishing within you until one day I was nowhere to be found. Your head full of dreams wilted as real-life responsibilities mounted on your shoulders and left you on your knees. Soon, I became just another tattered memory you remembered occasionally on bus rides back home and sighed at.
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But one evening, you stop to look at the moon. It is deliciously glowing and hangs crescent in the sky. You casually envision a Siamese kitten sitting on the inner curve of the moon with its kinky tail waving at the stars. And just like that, you hear me laugh. That laugh you hadn’t heard for years; that laugh that still rang with innocent delight and childlike wonder.
I say to you, “Remember, I’m the dreamer within you. The bottle of rainbows in an ocean under a rainstorm. The sweet clusters of dew in a field of parched grass. You’ll never lose me, you just have to find me. But I’m always there.”

You then realize you’ve been wrong this whole time. It wasn’t me who had let you down, but yourself.

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Happy birthday to the man that inspire me the most; Kim Junmyeon. ♡

You inspire me to always look forward and keep going. You spent seven years, working for your dream and it sure as hell paid off. You’re the very core and strenght of EXO and you’re the best leader anyone could’ve asked for. I just appreciate you so so much and I’m so extremely grateful for everything you do. Thank you for being your amazing lovely self. Thank you for being our guardian. I love you little bunny prince. Happy Birthday  ♡

Contacting Spirit Guides and other entities

If you have questions, message me. Spirit work is no joke!

Before we go over the steps of real contact with spirit, let’s go over some warnings and some advice on technique. This guide will work for calling any spirit, whether it be a fluffy unicorn bunny or something extremely uncomfortable and dangerous. It’s like picking up the phone: anyone can be on the other end.

When you do spirit work, you are interacting with a real world filled with infinitely many, and infinitely varied, beings.

  • There are some spirits that prey on humans like wolves prey on rabbits.
  • There are some spirits that are extremely kind and helpful.

In my experience, whatever you call will come.

If you leave your request open-ended, anything may come to you.

The more specific you are, the better.

But you must understand what you are doing when you call spirits to you.

For example:

  • “Spirits of light, come to me!” Many demons are considered to be “of light”, as well as gods you may be uncomfortable dealing with (Lucifer comes to mind).
  • “All spirits of darkness, leave me!” Well, spirits of all nocturnal animals could be interpreted as being spirits of darkness. The essence of storms and night-time, or even a spirit of sleepiness, could be considered spirits of darkness. Are you sure these are forces you want to send away?

Do not use poetic language. Speak plainly.

Instead of using flowery language, simply say what you mean.

Begin by writing down your intent.

  • What kind of spirit do you want to interact with? (Good, evil, nice, kind, mean? Nature, elemental, bunny, unicorn, demon?)
  • What is your purpose for calling this spirit? (Searching for a guide/guardian/teacher/friend? Have questions to ask? Need help with magic?)
  • How powerful do you believe this spirit will be? Is it going to be more powerful than your abilities to banish it? Never call up what you cannot put down.
  • What do you have to give back to this spirit? (Offerings? Time? Energy?)

In my experience, all spirits get something out of an interaction with a human. It could simply be that their curiosity is sated. A spirit could just be curious as to what kind of human is sending out a call in to their world! It could be that helping or aiding you assists their calling in life or a job they currently have. It could also be that they would like some kind of payment in return, such as offerings of incense, food, or drink. If you have the ability and inclination, have some small offerings on hand. Coffee, tobacco, any foods (I find they seems to like processed foods less), and any alcohols are good. Even a glass of fresh water and/or a little incense will be good.

Once you have your intent written down, formulate your call. Here are three example calls that I would use myself.

  • “I am [magical name]. I am calling out to the spirit world. I am seeking any good and helpful spirits that are willing to help a human such as myself. I wish for assistance with [guardianship/teaching/guidance/etc]. Please come to me so we may interact.”
  • “I am [magical name]. I am calling out to the spirit world. I am seeking any noble and strong warrior spirits that are willing to help a human such as myself. I wish for assistance with guarding my home. In return I can offer brandy and cigars. Please come to me so we may make a deal.”
  • “I am [magical name]. I am calling out to the spirit world. I am seeking a spirit of storms and rain that are willing to help a human such as myself. I wish for rain to be brought to my region. In return I will tell others about my experience so you gain fame in the human world. Please come to me so that we may help each other.”

Quick notes:

  • For spirit work, try adopting a magical name. It does not sit well with me that someone uses their true name immediately with spirits. It’s like giving your telephone number to every stranger you meet. I use my online name, typically Briar although now it is Thicket. Magical names do not have to be permanent. Choose any name or word you like.
  • “I am calling out to the spirit world” can be replaced by any phrase or action that connects you with “the other side”. Find an action or method of connection that feels comfortable to you.
  • It is important to mention that you would like a spirit who wants to help you! It may seem self-evident, but trust me, it is not. Plenty of spirits come to my call who just want to see what’s going on, or who want a chance at the offerings at my side.

Actually calling the spirits, interacting with them, and formulating a relationship

Suppose you would like to meet any guardian or guide spirits that you may have already. Try using a call like this:

“I am [magical name]. I am calling out to the spirit world. I am seeing any guardians, guides, or helpful spirits that are attached to me. Please visit me so I may get to know you.”

Take your notebook and write down the exact call you plan on using. If you like, have some offerings on hand (this is just good form in general). Have with you any divination tools you plan on using. Also have with you the basic tools for banishment.

Sit in a quiet place. Make your environment as witchy as possible to get you in the right mindset. Candles and incense work great if you have them, otherwise try atmospheric music. Do whatever it takes to make you feel like you are connected to the “other” world. Try praying for protection or wearing protection amulets that you may have.

When you are ready, read your call. Read it out loud or mentally, it doesn’t matter; nothing on this plane of existence will hear it anyway.

At this point one of two things will happen: a spirit will visit you, or it will not.

If a spirit does not appear within a few moments, read your call again. Repeat this for three calls total, then try again the next day or the next week. If necessary, do divination to discover why spirits did not want to appear for you. Is it possible the spirit you called for does not exist? Try a different call (more will be listed below) for practice. Is it possible you just do not know how to detect a spirit if it does appear? If nothing seems to be working after a week or so of trying, send me a message. Please send me the exact calls you used.

Remember that spirits are not physical. It is extremely uncommon that a person will see a spirit with their two eyes. A being isn’t just going to appear three dimensionally in your bedroom. Most likely, that being will appear within your imagination. The imagination is an extremely powerful magical tool and should not be ignored because it is “make believe”. If you call an air elemental you may imagine a whirlwind, a bird, a cloud, or anything else that is ‘airy’ in nature, for example.

When your imagination suddenly changes with an image of something, mentally or verbally greet it. Try, “Hello, you may call me [magical name]. Are you replying to my call?”

Understanding what a spirit is communicating to you is tricky. If only they spoke plain English! Look for any sign that the spirit has responded. The image of the spirit may seem to move closer to you, or further away. It may appear to be happy, sad, or upset. You may suddenly get empathetic feelings of agreement or disagreement. You may actually hear, feel, or think words. It is your job to interpret what the spirit is trying to communicate with you. If you like, ask the spirit to influence your divinatory tools so you can communicate through those.

Avoid repeating questions. They do not seem to like it. Ask once, and if you can’t interpret, apologize and ask another question instead.

If absolutely nothing seems to happen, take it as a sign that the spirit did not respond to you. In this situation, if the spirit does not respond, say, “if you are not here to answer my call and assist me, please leave. Thank you for your time.” There is no need to be hostile or rude, just send them away. If they refuse to leave, it is time to banish.

If something does happen, for example if you sense a feeling of agreement or the image seems to nod at you, take this as an affirmative that the spirit is here to answer your call. Continue with your line of questioning. Try these questions:

  • “What may I call you?” (Do not ask for their name directly, I have never had good results when I do).
  • “Are you [the spirit I asked for]?”
  • “Would you like to continue communicating this way?”
  • “What is your role in my life?”

If you are here to make a deal and get it over with, don’t drag out the small talk. “Are you the spirit I called for? Will you protect my house for some brandy? Awesome, I’ll pay you once a week and we’ll revisit the contract in a month.”

If you are there to make a lasting connection, speak for as long as you like or until the spirit appears to become restless or bored.

When the spirit departs, or when you ask it to depart, the mental image of them should leave their mind. Carefully distinguish between having that spirit actively within your imagination, and memories of the spirit within your imagination.

After this first meeting, you can call the same spirit by the name they gave you. Try, “the spirit that gave me the name [spirit’s name] on the date [the date you first met the spirit], please come to me so we may speak.”

Banishment

I don’t have the time or inclination to include full banishing rituals in this small guide. Simply google “how to banish a spirit” or ask a friendly Tumblurian to help :)

Detecting fakes

Alright, so here’s what you gotta do. Just pay attention. If something feels disturbing, wrong, or scary, DO NOT IGNORE THOSE FEELINGS. Fear is an instinct that exists to keep us safe. It is not you being a scaredy cat. It is not you being silly, nervous, or having stage fright. Ask the spirit to leave immediately and do a quick cleansing on your space.

Think about what you asked for and judge a spirit by those standards. An air spirit is not going to take the form of a boulder. A rain spirit is not going to take the form of a candle flame.

If something sounds too good to be true, it is. If a spirit is telling you that you are the chosen one, that you need it to be powerful, etc., you are going to be dinner. Send it away.

Practice calls

I would consider these calls to be relatively safe and good just to get a little experience in. Ask these spirits to come visit you for a short time, then bid them farewell. There is no need to get a name from them unless you really want to call them back. The offerings are just suggestions, to give you some ideas.

  • “I am seeking rabbit or hare spirits that wish to visit me in exchange for some fresh lettuce.”
  • “I desire to contact any spirits of flowers who are nearby, so I may appreciate your beauty.” (Remember to give the flowers many compliments in exchange for their time)
  • “I would like to visit with a good and benevolent water spirit who will teach me about healing.”
  • “I am seeking a dog spirit who would like a nice treat in exchange for his time.”
  • “I wish to speak with a bird spirit, who can show me what the world looks like from the sky. In exchange I can offer bird seed.”
  • “I wish to contact a spirit of beauty who can help teach me magics for clearer skin. In exchange I can give you three dried roses.”
  • “I would like to call upon the spirit of clutter that lives in my home, so that we may make a deal for you to leave my property.”
  • “I would like to call upon the ghost of [my deceased pet*****] so we may visit and share good times.”
  • “I desire to contact any good and benevolent spirits who are directly involved in my life, so we may speak and get to know each other.”
  • “I desire to contact any spirits who wish harm against me, so I may make amends and heal our relationship.”
  • “I am seeking a spirit of hard work to bless me in my future endeavors, in exchange for a small shrine built in your honor.”

*****DO NOT call human relatives to you at this point. It is way too easy for a demon or spook to pretend to be a human relative. It is okay if human spirits come to you in general, but it is a suckerpunch to the gut to realize that your beloved departed is really an evil spirit in disguise. Stick with animal friends for now.

Calling gods and other such beings

This method will work to call gods as well. Be very careful of petty spirits that pretend to be gods. Judge each being by its folklore and what you know about them.

What to do with offerings?

For any offering, set it aside and watch the spirit enjoy it. When the spirit is done, dispose of the offerings just as you would clear a plate from the guest table.

Pour any liquids on to the ground or down the drain. Bury or compost foods, or dispose of them in the trash. Simply allow incense to burn and throw away the ashes.

Natural Charmer

Third time DMing the party (same one as a fine crowmance), one player was missing today, so we spend our time in town and only advance the plot a little bit. The story is set in the world of Dragon Quest 8. The half elf Oracle (Alv) and human ranger (Selena) walk up to a bunny girl selling Yggdrasil leaves. These are powerful healing items that basically can bring players back to full from unconsciousness. I expected them to see the price and walk away.

Alv: How much for one of these wonderful items?

Bunny Girl: 1000 gold per leaf 

Alv: Uhhh, ok. How about 5 gold? 

DM: Roll diplomacy

-rolls 4 in diplomacy-

Bunny Girl: I think you should get the hell out of my store.

Selena: How about one copper piece?

Me: -stifling a laugh- You should get the hell out of…

Selena rolls a natural 20 on diplomacy. Whole table goes nuts for 3 minutes.

DM: Wow, ok. She hands you a leaf and asks that you pay her back when you do have the money.

Alv: She must’ve fallen for you.

Selena: She wants me. The bunny was thirsty.

The ranger, who has lived in the woods most of her life, charmed a bunny girl into giving her a powerful healing item for basically free. Both the oracle and the ranger were nearly killed by a bear 20 minutes later.

The Secret History: Oscar Wilde edition

Richard : “I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”

Henry : “You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.”

Charles : “We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.”

Camilla : “After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.”

Francis : “I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”

Bunny : “A good friend will always stab you in the front.”

Julian : “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”

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OT7

BTS as your tutor: 

Jin | Namjoon | Jungkook | Taehyung | Hoseok | Jimin | Yoongi

BTS as bad boys that want your attention: 

Jin | Jungkook | Namjoon | Yoongi | Taehyung | Jimin | Hoseok

BTS as the guys in your class that never knew you existed: 

Seokjin | Yoongi | Namjoon | Hoseok

BTS as your guy friend hearing about your crush: 

Taehyung | Namjoon | Yoongi | Jungkook | Jimin | Seokjin | Hoseok

BTS starring as the centre of your world - when you have a crush them: 

Jungkook | Taehyung | Namjoon | Seokjin | Jimin | Hoseok | Yoongi

When you have a crush on each other:

OT7 


Bent | Oral | Nephew | Shy | Up 

When his ex tells you he’s cheating 


My boys can’t go hungry | Christmas | Groceries | Wassup 

Seokjin  | Daddy!Seokjin 


Heart-shaped Sausages | Work | Daegu’s daebak couple | Spring Cleaning 

Badminton | Stress  


Sweaty Foreheads | Iron Man | Moving | I need a hug | Body rolls | Snakeu 

happyjhopeday ♥ |


Oppa | Have I been dreaming? | Nicknames | Smash | Mochi 

Daddy!Jimin ♥ |


Jagiya | Creepy crawley black-shelled creatures | Can you come home 

Are you busy? | Bunny | Propose


Oppa | Shakespeare | Holly | Breakup | Make it up to me | Manly dance 

Graduation


Gay ships:

Yoonmin: 

Stress |

Jikook:


Taekook:


Namjin:


Yoonseok: 

Confidence  |

Taeseok:


Jiseok: 

Random  |


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  • Me: The Tyde is coming in...*a wave of ship art consumes me*
  • Me: *looks at someone else's Stan x Kyle art* I like your Style.
  • Me: *goes to a gumball machine* I love Candy *puts in quarter and gets a fanfic*
  • Me: I devote my attention to my darling Bunny *pets stack of art and stories*
  • Me: This Creek is beautiful *stares at picture then saves it*
  • Me: Pass me some Dip *receives Copenhagen* That's not what I meant--
  • Me: *talking to friend* then they gave me actual dip. I was so devastated, I Cryde all night.
  • Me: The world shall hate me forever

Beca’s Fanfic Appreciation Post: Here I can share with you all the fics I read along the week.

THIS IS BEING POSTED SUNDAY, NOT SATURDAY, BECAUSE I WASN’T AT HOME YESTERDAY AND COULDN’T DO THE POST! xx

Drabbles

Imagines

One Shots

Series

Feel free to tag me in your stuf (it’s actually encouraged), it will be a pleasure to know more writers and add you to my appreciation list. You can tag me in any fic (Reader insert, it needs to be reader insert!!!!), just don’t tag me in OFC or Male Reader.

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  • Sherlock & Molly | What is She?

    Vimeo is my friend. Youtube hates me. This new version has been blocked in the entire world. Arrrggghh. So yeah. Pretty much a Tumblr exclusivity. As announced previously, I have deleted my previous video posted here two days ago. Let’s all forget my EPIC FAILURE and move on. Shall we? Please, pretty please? :D

    Before doing that though, I need to say a huge thank you for the positive feedback I got regarding the previous attempt and the encouragements. You really made everything better. 

    Also, if the wonderful bunnies who wonderfully reblogged the post with the original video could do me a kindness and delete it, I would be much obliged to them. And grateful beyond belief. There is no point in keeping it around anyway since the link is no more :) 

    So this is it. The final edition of Who is She. I am happier with the result. Less fluffy, more angsty.  Something deeper to explain what Molly represents regarding Sherlock’s growth as a decent human being. In short what I originally intended to express and failed miserably at. This is a lesson for you, kids. Just keep trying. Being creative is not an easy process. Not matter how hard you try and how experienced you think you are, you keep making mistakes. And that’s okay. That’s how you improve.  I can safely say that I am glad I deleted the previous version.

    Although mainly focusing on Sherlock and Molly, the video turned out to become Warstan as well. It’s quite short and the pace is a bit too fast. But I think I successfully made my point. 

    If you are a Sherlolly connaisseur, nothing in the edit should be a big shock to you. Molly is the one who showed the world that emotions don’t make you weak. Driven by love and care, her feelings elevated Sherlock into becoming a better version of himself. For her, he always tried. And I think, at last, Sherlock understood why. Eurus made him face the fact that he loves her much more than he thought. And my god does she love him too. Now go and make babies. That’s an order.

    The video is of course, still dedicated to @theleftpill. I repeat myself but she did provide life-altering advice regarding my editing software. And she’s just awesome. I add a special thought and many thanks to @whenisayrunrun and @anyone-lose-a-fez  who very kindly got in touch with me after my publication debacle to cheer me up and tell me the kindest things in the world. Thank you so, so much. I can’t tell you how much you helped.

    The music hasn’t changed. I should have used a longer and gentler one but I didn’t want to. Simple as that. I love it too much. As I said before, it is aptly named « Labor of Love » from the Star Trek 2009 soundtrack. A jewel composed by Michael Giacchino.

    Disclaimers: I don’t own the songs or the clips used in this video. This is purely a work of fiction, no profit gained.

Creepypasta #1103: I Had A Friend Who Lived In The Air Vents

Length: Super long

When you’re a little kid, you do some strange stuff to get attention. Especially when you’re an only child and then poof, you’re not. You’re getting the “little brother or sister” pep talk from Mom and Dad and everything changes. You’re used to being the center of their world, being told you’re the most special little girl, but as Mom’s belly gets bigger and bigger and Dad’s patience with you gets smaller and smaller you realize it’s not going to go back the way it was. Not ever.

That’s what happened to me when I was seven, anyway. I was the kind of kid that needs a lot of attention. I hadn’t had to try hard for seven years, I’d been coasting on my parents’ single-minded doting. But pretty soon I noticed some small differences; they were less interested in what I’d done in school that day, more interested in getting ready for my new little brother or sister.

I was like an alcoholic without a bottle. You feel fine at first but soon the tremors set in and you realize you just needit, you know? You need their eyes on you, loving you, reminding you that you’re the most special little girl in the whole wide world, maybe the only special little girl.

So in the last month or so before the baby came, I got creative.

“I made a new friend!” I told them one night at dinner.

“At school, sweetheart?” Mom asked.

“No!” I was fidgety, excited, twitching in my seat when they both looked at me with rapt attention from across the table. Time to launch my plan into action. “He lives in the air vents! His name is Marty and he’s MAGIC.”

“Oh,” said my Dad, and he smiled a little. “That’s fun. Eat your peas, Rosie.”

And that was it. That was IT! I’d just told them that Magic Marty lived in our air vents and all I got was ‘that’s fun?’ And what’s worse, they went back to talking about the BABY — I always heard that word with an ominous sort of importance — and whether they thought the nursery could be painted over the weekend or not.

I stewed and pushed peas around my plate. I knew I was going to think of something better. Something to make them ask me questions about Marty, about me, like they used to.

Stupid BABY. I didn’t care if it was a brother or a sister. It was a pain before it even got here.

Over time, I came up with new tidbits about Magic Marty and how amazing he was. He only ate jellybeans! He could move things with his mind! He had a cat named Baseball and he was my VERY best friend!

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just chankai being dumb and in love

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astralogicala  asked:

this isnt on anon but i really respect your friendship with brice and i love it a lot and you're just so nicd and kind and i really live seeeing you on my dash :)

This made me cry because I just really love brice and he just deserves everything good and hes the sweetest thing and hes put up with like 80 tons of my shit and Idk why someones respect of our friendship triggered tears but also just thinking about how much I adore him could have triggered them too
He means the world to me, he deserves the world, I would fight the world for him to always be happy ( @bunny-yams )
And also I cry everytime someone says they love seeing me on their dash bc I dont even post original content and yet people care ;u;
Ur gr8