my bullshit

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

If you, in any way shape or form, tell trans men not to “identify as” (be) men, or “discourage” them from “Identifying as” men, or try to “educate them” about how “identifying as” men is inherently harmful, you can fuck right off.

This both goes for “Oh no poor dypshoric females being brainwashed by the Trans AgendaTM” TERFS and for “Ewww men are gross be nb instead! Also be as femme as possible because masculinity is icky!” MOGAI hell.


consider, if you will: platonic rest-of-our-very-long-life partners magnus and lucretia


greek mythology:

Daphne (/ˈdæfniː/; Greek: Δάφνη, meaning “laurel”) is a minor figure in Greek mythology known as a naiad—a type of female nymph associated with fountains, wells, springs, streams, brooks and other bodies of freshwater. There are several versions of the myth, but the general narrative is that because of her beauty, Daphne attracted the attention and ardor of the god Apollo. Apollo pursued her and just before being overtaken, Daphne pleaded to her father, the rivergod Ladon for help. So Ladon then transformed Daphne into a laurel tree.

Joseph’s true ending is about how Mary can’t take it anymore and leaves his lying cheating ass, which makes Joseph actually think about his actions and how much he hurt his family and the men he had affairs with so he reaches out to his ex Robert who never quite got over him and apologizes and over time they patch things up and Joseph works through his interalized homophobia and learns that gay love can be beautiful and rewarding and more than just an exciting fling and Robert learns to forgive him and they start a healthy, mutually rewarding relationship. Meanwhile Mary takes the kids and leaves town to start a new, happier life and get over her addiction only to become a happy single mom in the upcoming mom dating sim. Roll the credits.