my brain is exploding now

Hogwarts Jehanparnasse
  • Meeting in detention
  • One for testing out ‘herbs’ in Herbology, One for throwing Hexes at a certain blonde Slytherin 
  • Montparnasse stares at them in Awe for the full afternoon 
  • (and stares wondering why they are wearing a glittery robe) 
  • (and why do they have cornish-pixie hair clips)
  • meeting up in the room of requirement for a required make out session 
  • Montparnasse teaching Jean subtle hexes to avenge themselves 
  • Jehan helping Montparnasse with Herbology 
  • Dates in the Forbidden Forest 
  • Jehan protection squad Patron Minette 
  • Montparnasse wearing Jean’s knitted jumper over the Christmas break
  • Mx.Prouvaire inviting Montparnasse to spend Christmas with them
  • Sneaking into Slytherin dorms to make out 
  • Having a fight with the riddle-teller at the Ravenclaw dorms because it’s damn hard to get in okay
  • Jehan cheering for Chaser!Montparnasse 
  • Jehan wearing his boyfriend’s Numbered Shirt (and nothing else) 
  • Drinking Firewhisky in the Astronomy tower, talking Philosophy 
  • Jean sees that he can see the Thestrals too
  • Montparnasse finally does not feel like he is the only one touched by death 
  • Just two queer wizards being in love 

    Dedicated to @petalprouvaire In honour of our planned shoot and general 5am HC’s

my friend is watching ep 68 cloak and dagger right now and i just realised how different my perspective of it is as a writer because he’s like ‘all these horrible things keep happening!’ and i’m like ‘I know! isn’t it great?’ and he doesn’t see how narratively delicious the whole set-up is and how many plates that Matt has spinning at once in one place. 

it’s fucking phenomenal and i love thinking back about it, i’m glad it was my first live episode once the stress had settled, so i do sympathise with my friend’s terror but i was so excited the entire time throughout that ep. just going to list what i love because fuck it was good and it’s on my mind again

long post, ep 68 spoilers

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The Final Plot Hole

I just watched tfp after I saw a post taking about how at 60:20 through 60:25 you can hear Mrs. Hudson’s voice telling Sherlock to be softer. And I went and listened and it is in fact Martha Hudson saying that and not Eurus. And the idea behind this is that Mrs. H is telling Sherlock to say “I love you” softer bcus it clearly isn’t working. And so WHAT IF he’s saying it to John and not Molly and John isn’t “answering his phone” aka not responding.

Now this is where my brain exploded. What if john is dying right in “the dead center of town” or whatever, like in Molly’s voicemail. He’s been shot in the heart and Sherlock has to tell him he loves him to get him to wake up bcus he’s clearly lost consciousnesses. And somehOW Mrs. H is there to tell him to be softer??? WELL GUESS WHO OWNS PROPERTY IN CENTRAL LONDON?! IN THE DEAD CENTER OF TOWN. SOMEONE WHO WOULD BE THERE TO TELL SHERLOCK TO BE SOFTER? You got it super sleuth. MARTHA HUDSON. And why would Sherlock need to be softer???? Well either,
1. He has to keep John awake telling him not to lose consciousness and breaks down telling him he lives him. OR 2. He’s trying to perform CPR because John has been shot and he’s trying to keep his heart beating. Maybe he’s pressing too hard, getting frustrated it’s not working???? Scared he’s going to lose John tells him he loves him and this is why he has to stay alive????? Hold that thought.

We then see Sherlock get off of the phone IN (John’s dream???) and he’s upset that he broke (Molly’s heart yeah okay whatevs) AND puts the lid on the coffin. THEN WE SEE SHERLOCK BEATING THE sh*t OUT OF THE COFFIN WITH “I love you” on it. REMEMBER MY CPR THEORY?! Maybe he was really giving John CPR. Which is why he was beating so hard, trying to get his heart to start again.

Then they go into the nExt room and Sherlock must chose between Mycroft and John. Mycroft tries to make it easy for Sherlock to kill him and save John. He says that he’s promised his brain to the royal society so aim for the HEART. MAYBE john needs a heart transplant (because he’s been shot) and MYCROFT IS TRYING TO SAVE JOHN BY BEING THE DONOR?! And saying let’s try for the heart and how all of this is his fault anyway.

THAT WOULD BE SHERLOCK HAVING TO CHOSE BETWEEN MYCROFT AND JOHN. And then you have John saying he won’t allow it and doesn’t he get any say??? Maybe John hears all of this happening and implements it in his dream. OR Sherlock knows John wouldn’t want this and would just want Sherlock to let him die. BUT THEN SHERLOCK TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. He is maybe going to be a donor?!

NOW I KNOW ALL OF THIS MAY SOUND CRAZY BUT I’M THINKING THIS WAS THE REAL Garridebs case. John is shot like in the stories (though a little more severe because mofftiss love to watch us suffer) and this is how it played out. Maybe this takes place in the scene when Baker Street explodes????? Which doesn’t explain the weird clown, sword fighting, little girl horror scene at Mycroft’s house. Or how John was hit with a tranq gun and we all moved on. But still.


Okay, I know that this is jumbled but I saw this post and this is what I thought. If someone wants to do more research into this or rewrite the mad thesis I just half-brained that would be appreciated. Does this sound even a little true? Anyone? Or have I officially lost it????

I require so much attention with my endless dumb shitposting

And I’m so sorry !!

Like I’m in one of those moods I can’t stop reblogging or posting shit or talking or ????@^#$^@^#&$*ndjs#^#^@& wtfrjxjwhf I’m sorry you have to scroll through my dumb blog ~~~ mehhhhhh wtf !!@@/@$/#$#

I love you all and thank you so much for standing me!!

Disclaimer: You are so strong and powerful if you actually do stand me.

This is what happens when thenoahwatts streams. The comments in the chat are something dangerous guys, I swear.

“Imagine Connor wearing a fedora.”

“Imagine Connor as Aiden Pearce in Watch Dogs.”

“Think about Connor shooting with a big shotgun.”

“But I prefer his Tomahawk, it’s way better.”

So that’s it.

I think I remember something about Connor pole dancing over a techno music… but… my brain is going to explode right now.

Bye.

Olicity Ficlet:

Title: Sex High
Rating: R
Pairing: Olicity
Characters: Felicity Smoak, Oliver Queen

Summary:  Somehow the fact that she can now have this man, whenever she wants, has only fed the needy, greedy part of her that wants to be touching his abs all the time. Or: Felicity finds that being able to have sex with Oliver is addling her brain.

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Felicity looks back on those first few weeks with Oliver and they feel like a dream. Or – no – more like a high. Not that she’s especially versed on the effects of opiods, brief encounter with Digg’s special ‘asparin’ aside – but it’s sort of what she imagines E or Molly or something must be like, at its best. This permanent, brightly lit, sleepy, dopey high of it all – high on Oliver, high on sex, high on (okay she’ll say it) life.

That’s literally all they do, for like the first week. They sleep, they drive, they eat and they fuck – not necessarily in that order. They have sex every morning before setting off and they christen every new hotel bed and most of the showers, too. The inside of the Porsche sees a fair amount of action when they can find private places to park, and they have sex behind some rocks on a not totally empty beach and against a tree in a park and then they have a lot of sex in a lake they discover in a forest on a nature reserve.

Felicity feels utterly, utterly drunk on it. She’s not inexperienced, not at all – she’s had sex she always thought was pretty good, all things considered, up until this point – but. She’s never quite had this level of melting-into-each-other-why-do-we-even-bother-wearing-clothes-oh-my-god-need-this-need-you-right-now-brain-exploding-heart-expanding-panty-drowning-desperate physicality before.

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anonymous asked:

i just started shipping tao and sehun not too long ago, so i want to ask, what are your favorite moments??? moments that i should definitely see? :)

anon do you realize what you did just now…… do you really want me to do this, are you really ready for this… well you asked for it so

  • okay so where do i even start, what angers me lately is when ppl think taohun is a new trend and they are a new ship but you have to know that this is definitely not true, they have been around from the beginning

the first two selcas are like first i touch bae’s dick then i touch mine, and the third one„„„ i don’t even have words tbh what were they even thinking 

sehun definitely had a crush on tao that time i mean just look at his face„„„ ;;

  • okay ill try to make this as short as possible, i’m trying really hard not to upload my whole taohun folder because seriously everything they do is cute and screams “we are dating” so, yea
  • idol sport championship 2013, or whatever you call that thing„„„„„ THE ULTIMATE TAOHUN DAY TBH, may i recommend you a video, that isnt even the complete collection because they forgot someof the cutest moments, like the one in this fancam, or this or the cuddling but literally they were all over each other that day.

i thought maybe you wanted some gifs and photos so here you are and you are welcome

 <- tao’s jacket

can you tell that sehun is a bit obsessed with tao i’m not sure anymore if it’s healthy or not

look at their legs all tangled i’m about to die here

 i am sad sehun is so cute :—((

look

then he did it again and im rly about to cry right now

i’m, goodbye :—))

did you just put your hand-

calm down boyS

sehun seem sto be enjoying this quite a lot

are you really sad by now cause i sure am

okay literally just go through this tag and you will die

okay let’s move on (HOW CA N I MOVE ON THEY ARE SO CUTE)

  • there was another idol sport championship fyi, but there werent that many moments, but don’t forget these:

when they were fighting like 2 completely normal straight boys

and sehun did the let-me-bury-my-shy-face-in-your-shoulder-thing again and man, hold me because i’m about to pass out

  • okay so have you seen exo showtime? more like taohun time

stop it that’s gay

tao’s hand

my cute little peaches look at them

yes sehun is very pretty we noticed too but can you pls concentrate

lol fuck teams?

 

god damn it you had one job tao and that was to stay in your fucking room

we get it bro just calm down

 

there are more just watch showtime

  • sehun went to quingdao, tao’s hometown. and don’t forget when chen and xiumin said they wanted to go, tao said they can’t. but he brought sehun there because “sehun wanted to come” ah okay tao your logic is lacking and you are gay
  • oh and tao said he’d wanna bring his girlfriend to the sea in quingdao and you have 3 guesses where they first went with sehun

 (just look at his face umm)

you guessed right

tao even introduced sehun to his family (tao’s dad in the pic)

and chose wedding rings for tao and sehun

do they look like a couple to you because to me they do

  • oh and remember when they were walking at the airport while holding hands more like fuck my life:-)

  • they keep hanging out together all the fucking time like can they make it even more obvious that they are dating

and believe me there are many more, (and even more to come) but i didnt save everything, and sometimes there are fanaccs saying that they went out together but there are no photos, and i’m 100% sure there are days when fans just don’t notice them

  • okya so my taohun folder is really messy so i’ll just upload some more gifs and photos that you definitely hav to see 

have i mentioned that sehun is obsessed with tao, i probably have

sehu looks like he wanted to kiss tao here bu t that could be my delusional self talking

sorry what did you just say i couldnt hear you over the sound of my brain exploding

  • i’ll stop now cause i’m about to set my hair on fire
  • credit to the owners
  • hope you enjoyed this because i enjoyed making it

  • good fucking bye

paperbending-deactivated2016091  asked:

It’s kinda funny because I didn’t really believe in Korrasami until the ending, I had always thought that the book 3 and 4 moments were building up a best-friend relationship and then the finale came and my brain and heart exploded (in a good way I promise) and now I am dead from the Korrasami feels I have and that’s the story of how the Korrasami shippers hijacked me into their fold and I love them for it

I started thinking they would go for Korrasami in the end of Book 3 but I wasn’t sure Nickelodeon would allow it. I’M SO GLAD THEY DID.

I just found out that the texture of purse I thought was cool is Ostrich leather.
Ostrich. Leather.
Dead, innocent ostrich skin, taken from it to make a fucking BAG. That is absolutely disgusting. An ostrich was killed and skinned so that it’s skin could be tanned and dyed and stretched out over a fucking pocket book for someone to pay tons of money for and carry around because it looks pretty and matches your new wallet, and meanwhile, you’re carrying around a dead bird who should have lived a long and happy life NOT on your fucking purse.
My brain wants to explode right now.

beautifulmadness58  asked:

Chapter 83, oh my god I LOVED ITTTTT XD XD and is Zeke like Erens uncle or something because I keep thinking back to when Shadis found his dad outside the wall and I just feel like my brain is going to explode 🙀🙀🙀🙀

I’m not gonna relief that brain explosion for now

oh my god pllmama just made my brain explode. now i am convinced that ezra and wren are brothers and it all makes sense as to why wren is british and how he has degrees to everything and how ezra got a lot of information and ahhhhh.

okay, so wren and ezra’s father is in the looney bin and that affected wren so badly that their mother thought it would be best to send him to a boarding school in england, far away from all the family drama. that explains his accent.

he’s able to be a doctor, nurse, and psychiatrist because he’s super dooper rich. the fitzgerald family is loaded. thats how hes able to do everything and be everything. (i think hes -A, and this just further proves how he can buy all his technology and crap).

ezra gets info from him because wren said hat he would be -A to those girls to help his big bro make a bestseller!!!! ahhhhhhomg

if you can write this better, please do, because i suck at explaining things. just make sure to give me credit!!!