The following is an actual transcript of the events that occurred outside Helix’s maximum security prison during the timeframe of Akande Ogundimu’s break out. Reader discretion is advised.
[Ship drops outside of prison gates]
Helix Security 1: What the -
Reaper: Hey uh, can I park here?
Helix Security 2: uh what
Reaper: look, I know this is a no-parking zone, but I gotta pick someone up.
Helix Security 1: do…do you know where you are??
Reaper: yeah, man, he’s inside - listen, I promise, it’s gonna be real fast. Four, five minutes tops.
Helix Security 2: you - you need to leave right now -
Reaper: look, he just texted me, he’s on his way out right now.
Helix Security 1: …wait, out of here?
Reaper: my bosses are gonna get mad at me if I don’t give him a lift.
Helix Security 2: sir, you need to go -
Reaper: plus then we can ride in the diamond lane and that really saves on the pennies, ya know? Every little bit counts these days. Shotguns ain’t cheap.
Helix Security 1: sir, if you do not leave this instant, we will be forced to use defensive fire -
Reaper: aw, c’mon guys, just another minute, please don’t make me get out of the car and kick your asses.
Helix Security 2: On the count of three!
Reaper: oh dammit.
Helix Security 2: One!
Helix Security 2: Two!
Reaper: …stupid…goddamn…seatbelt - why do I wear claws -
Helix Security 3: Three!
Audio cuts out into the Helix Security guards screaming