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when you wrapped
my heart in your hand
I thought it was for safekeeping.
I didn’t expect you to be
the one to drop it.
—  and you stepped on it too, by shelby leigh
I know you’re scared of falling.
trust me, I am too.
but I promise to catch
your heart if it drops
because I know
you’d do the same
for me, too.
—  trust fall by shelby leigh

Originally posted by leakees

Roman Reigns Mini-Fic: Polar Opposites - Part I

“He’s seriously such a dick that I can’t even fathom why so many women think he’s the greatest thing going on,” I muttered under my breath to no one in particular as I watched him out of the corner of my eye from my seat at the bar – women practically falling all over him for the chance to talk to him, to make an impression and maybe even be lucky enough to be the one to go back to his hotel room for the night.

“What ‘ere you muttering about, Chloe?” Dean sidled up to the seat next to me and caught the bartender’s attention, requesting whiskey on the rocks.

“That spectacle over there,” I jerked my head in the direction of where the crowd had gathered and nearly snorted in contempt.

“You really don’t like him, do ya, Chlo?” He grinned as he downed his whiskey in one gulp, immediately ordering another.

“I sure don’t,” I said with no hesitation, my eyes narrowed as I watched the scene unfolding in front of us. “I mean, seriously, what the fuck?”

Dean’s eyes flickered up to gaze at his friend surrounded by women. “He’s not as bad as you think he is,” he said quietly, not wanting to start anything but feeling the need to defend one of his oldest friends.

“Of course you’d take his side,” I snapped as I finished the last of my fireball and signaled for another.

“I’ve known him a lot longer than you have,” his eyes held mine and anyone else would have been concerned by the growing anger that glinted just underneath the surface of his gaze.

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HOW TO TREAT UR BITCH RIGHT: PART 2!! A Guide by Tamlin of the Spring Court

Oh shit waddup my subjects! So after I had made my bestselling PART ONE, my guy Lucien came to me during my manly pedicure (or MAN-icure as i call it) and said “Yo Tam that emo guy just clapped back!!” and HERE is tha proof.. 

Now look fam.. I got a real gud temper––my bitch Feyre can tell u that… but that shit was straight up bothersome. So I’m gonna make a Part 2 on how to treat ur bitch like I treat mine. She will luv u!

  1. Ok ok so like since u a man, u dont like 2 plan parties?? GET UR BITCH A HIGH PRIESTESS! My bitch Feyre got one named Ianthe, she’s sexy af and can plan hella raves.. 
  2. BUY UR BITCH HELLA PRESENTS!!!! This is so important. Like u will get laid so hord my brotha… But if she don’t like them, its ok. Just blow up. Like explode. She’ll realize how grateful she is!!
  3. Let’s say ur bitch had a fake ass Mating bond on her.. yo hit me up, I got a guy for that
  4. When u and ur bitch are at parties, ignore her. She’s so beautiful, she’s praktically decoration. And u don’t want ur bros bein like “Wow Tamlin, ur bitch is such a Bitch.. she thinks she can just go up and talk to us.. smh” Like your bros come first because they are ur bros.
  5. Fill ur house with sentries. Bitches love sentries. Just don’t make them 2 fine.. they tryna fuk!!
  6. oh my god ok so if that same fukin BAT come into ur MANOR at NIGHT to try to get UR BITCH.. go savage. go beast mode on him.. I didn’t and i regret it.. tragik ://///
  7. Speaking of which.. be sure to have hella security at ur wedding. Or get ready for a BAT-tle. OOH IM THE HIGH LORD OF PUNS BITCH
  8. U NEED UR SPACE MY DUDE! Don’t let ur bitch into ur man cave!! Even if she seem lonely.. she just playin hard 2 get she still love u tho
  9. Never forget: UR BITCH LIVES 2 SERVE U. You are her High Lord. Ain’t no such thing as a “High Lady” smh 
  10. .. unless u get ur Lady high lol

And now a message to Rhysand… Yo. Rhyses Pieces.. R-Sandy.. Tha Illest Illyrian.. We used 2 be brothas… then u killed my Brothers… and took my bitch… u leave me no choice..

Im gonna fight u, u punkass moth. 

BAM! That will shut him up… Thank u for reading, dont forget about this year’s Tithe comin up real soon!! Bring ur fam-ily to Tammy-T with all ur be-long-ings… shit i bust rhymes!! My guy Lucien back here jammin!! No trust me he is. 

Well I gotta go have mad sexytimes wit my bitch Feyre now, becuz we definitely still have those, see u later! 

🇫🇷🇧🇪 Foreign Films 🇩🇰🇳🇱 (455)

DANISH
Klovn
Adams Æbler
10 Timer Til Paradis
Jagten
En Kongelig Affære
De Grønne Slagter
Idioterne
Blå Mænd
Kvinden i Buret
Kapringen
Kærlighed på Film
I Kina Spiser De Hunde
Pusher
Nordvest
Sorg og Glæde
Player

SWEDISH
Män Som Hatar Kvinnor
Patrik 1,5
Sound Of Noise
Hypnotisören
Hotell
Vi Är Bästa

NORWEGIAN
Oslo, 31 Augst
Hodejegerne
Flukt
Jackpot

DUTCH
New Kids Nitro
New Kids Turbo
Bride Flight
Sint
Phileine Zegt Sorry
Zombibi
Plan C
Laatste Dagen Van Emma Blank
Alleen Maar Nette Mensen
Ouwehoeren
Smoorverliefd
De Ontmaagding van Eva von End
Borgman
Waiter
De Noorderlingen
Het Diner
Spijt
Matterhorn
Iedereen Beroemd
Ben X
De helaasheid der dingen
Aanrijding in Moscou
Meisjes
Rundskop
Ex Drummer
Loft
The Broken Circle Breakdown
Het Vonnis
Hasta La Vista
Offline
De Behandeling
Adem
De Zaak Alzheimer
Grimm
Doodslag
De Bende van Oss
Daglicht
Wolf
Black Out
Rabat
Nordzee, Texas
Tot Altijd
Lucia de B
Verlengd Weekend
Hartenstraat
Halfweg
Soof
App
Jongens
My Queen Karo
Welp

FRENCH
Amélie
Le Papillion
L’Arnacœur
Petit Nicolas
Prete-moi Ta Main
Les Femmes Du 6ème Étage
Les Émotifs Anonymes
OSS 117 Rio ne Répond plus
OSS 117 Le Caire, nid d’espions
Bancs Publics
Polisse
Le Code a Changé
Potiche
Mince Alors!
La Chèvre
Rien à Déclarer
Le Dîner des Cons
La Doublure
17 Filles
Les Bien-aimés
Haute Tension
Lucky Luke
LOL
Delicatessen
L’Auberge Espagnole
La Femme Nikita
Ricky
La Môme
Les Poupées Russes
Ils
Les Visiteurs
Ca$h
Banlieue 13
B13:Ultimatum
Ma Part du Gâteau
Les Intouchables
Elles
The Day I Saw Your Heart
Rust and Bone
8 Femmes
Wasabi
Le Placard
Le Professionnel
Un Heureux Événement
Let My People Go
Holy Motors
Swimming Pool
Mesrine l’instinct de Mort
Crime d’Amour
Ne Le Dis À Personne
Populaire
Un Plan Parfait
Bienvenue Chez Les Ch’tis
Le Coursier
Thérèse Desqueyroux
Le Passée
Vive La France
L’Americain
La Guerre des Boutons (1962)
La Vie d’Adèle
Dans la Maison
Les Salauds
Martyrs
La Guerre des Boutons (2011)
La Nouvelle Guerre des Boutons
Les Chansons d’Amour
Joséphine
La Haine
L’Enfant d’en Haut
Casse-Tête Chinois
Les Adieux à la Reine
De L’Autre Côté du Périphe
Les Infidèles
La Belle Personne
9 Mois Fermé
Les Pétroleuses
L’Enfance du Mal
Le Mépris
Les Diaboliques
Les Garçons et Guillaume, à Table
L’Inconnu du Lac
Les Profs
Yves Saint Laurent
Jeune & Jolie
Comme des Frères
J’ai Tué Ma Mère
Bon Cop Bad Cop
Les Amours Imaginaires
L'Enfant
Vampires
Sœur Sourire
Eldorado
Le Gamin au Vélo
JCVD
Rumba
L’Iceberg
La Fée
Le Huitème Jour
À Perdre La Raison
Ma Mère
La Belle et La Bête (2014)
Les Yeux Sans Visage
20 Ans d'Écart
Les Demoiselles de Rochefort
L'Écume des Jours
Paulette
De Père En Flic
Supercondriaque
Astérix Au Service de sa Majeste
Jamais Le Premier Soir
Goal of the Dead
Les Seigneurs
Les Trois Frères
À Coup Sûr
L'Amour Est Un Crime Parfait
Mea Culpa
Les Aventures d'Adèle Blanc-Sec
La Pianiste
Fiston
Laurence Anyways
Les Géants
Tom À La Ferme
Pas Très Normales Activités
La Soupe Aux Choux
Harry, Un Ami Qui Vous Veut Du Bien
Eyjafjallajökull
Un Prophète
À Bout Portant
L'Emmerdeur
La Proie
Babysitting
Persepolis
La Vénus À La Fourrure
Taxi
Amour Sur Place Ou À Emporter
Bande À Part
La Jalousie
Le Magasin des Suicidés
Deux Jours, Une Nuit
Les Rencontres d'Après Minuit
Camille Redouble
Irreversible
Les Choristes
La Horde
La Guerre est Declarée
Elle S'en Va
L'Homme Qui Voulait Vivre Sa Vie
Chroniques Sexuelles d'une Famille..
Les Petits Mouchoirs
Pierrot Le Fou
The French Minister
Les Reines du Ring
Si Don Juan Était Une Femme
Marius
C'est pas moi, Je le jure
Le Samouraï
Tomboy
Fanny
Comme Un Chef
Rois et Reine
Une Femme est Une Femme
La Meute
Jacques et la Mécanique du Cœur
Belle de Jour
Les Vacances de Petit Nicolas
Une Nouvelle Amie
Mommy

KOREAN

미녀는 괴로워
싸이보그지만 괜찮

악마를 보았다
내사랑 싸가지
아프리카
죽어도 해피엔딩
Please Teach Me English
Attack of the Pinup Boys
Baby and Me
2 Faces of My Girlfriend
Thirst
도가니
하녀
Bedevilled
Sympathy for Lady Vegance
Oldboy
Sympathy for Mr Vengeance
아저씨
Punch Lady
Howling
Little Black Dress
마더
Missing
괴물
Doomsday Book
My Scary Girl
좋은 놈, 나쁜 놈, 이상한 놈
7급 공무원
Dancing Queen
Sector 7
Bestseller
Over My Dead Body
The Kick
Crying Fist
The Thieves
Dachimawa Lee
부당거래
Murder Take One
Welcome to Dongmakol
아라한
Quiz Show Scandal
Going By The Book
용서는 없다
걸스카우트

다른 나라에서
조폭 마누라
차우
돈의 맛
The Front Line
인사동 스캔달
이대로, 죽을 순 없다
신세계
해운대
Bloody Tie
왕의남자
피에타
시크릿
검은 집
내가 살인법이다
용의자X
살인의추억
예의없는 것들
No Doubt
그림자 살인
김종욱 찾기
Project Makeover
심야의FM
Hide and Seek
더 웹툰: 예고살인
런닝맨
사이코메트리
타워
뫼비우스

JAPANESE
1リットルの涙
Spirited Away
Geisha Assassin
Battle Royale
悪の教典 (Lesson of the Evil)
ゴメンナサイ

MANDARIN
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
True Legend
Wu Dang
Legendary Amazons
Fearless
Tai Chi Zero
Sophie’s Revenge
Hero
The Four
The Grandmasters
Love In Space
Tai Chi Hero
Journey to the West (2014)
Firestorm
Special ID
Iceman (2014)
The Monkey King (2014)
Badges of Fury
The Sorcerer and the White Snake
Come Drink With Me

CANTONESE
Iron Monkey
精武风云-陈真(Chen Zehn)
维多利亚壹号 (dreamHome)
Wing Chung
King of Beggars
Shaolin Soccer
Flashpoint
Ip Man
Kung Fu Hustle
Dragon
Riki-Oh
So Close
Vampire Effect
Mad Monkey Kung Fu
Bodyguards and Assasins
SPL: Sha Po Lang
The Heat Team
Fist of Legend
Vengeance
Kung Fu Jungle

VIETNAMESE
Bẫy Rồng (Clash)
Hot Boy Noi Lan
Mỹ Nhân Kế

HINDI
Mujhse Fraandship Karoge
Kahaani

INDONESIAN
Serbuan Maut (The Raid)
Merantau
The Raid 2 - Berandal

THAI
Power Kids (5 หัวใจฮีโร่)
(จีจ้า ดื้อ สวย ดุ) Raging Phoenix
Bangkok Knockout
Chocolate
Muay Thai Giant
Ong Bak: Muay Thai Warrior
Jakkalan: This Girl is Badass
Ong Bak 2: The Beginning
Tom Yum Goong
Ong Bak 3
The Bodyguard
Dynamite Warrior
Born to Fight
3 A.M 3D
The Bodyguard 2
Tom Yum Goong 2

SPANISH
La Piel Que Habito
Suave Patria
El Sexo de los Angeles
Tres Metros Sobre el Cielo
¡Átame!
Volver
Los Abrazos Rotos
La Mala Educaćion
Los Amantes Pasajeros
Todo Sobre Mi Madre
La Gran Familia Española
3 Bodas de Más
Promoción Fantasma
Ochos Apellidos Vascos
Primos
Grupo 7
La Nana
El Orfanato
Los Ojos de Julia
El Laberinto del Fauno
No se Aceptan Devoluciones
Kidnapped
Las Brujas de Zugarramurdi
Caníbal
Rec
Paranormal Xperience 3D
Rec 2
Rec 3: Gensis
Balada Triste de Trompeta
Combustión
Los Últimos Días
Joven y Alocada
Ahí Va El Diablo
Rec 4: Apocalipsis
Gordos
La Comunidad
Juan de los Muertos
Después de Lucía
Somos Lo Que Hay
Torremolinos 73
La Casa al Final de los Tiempos
Séptimo
Relatos Salvajes

POLISH
Sala Samobójców
Pokłosie

GREEK
Κυνόδοντας
Αλπεις

RUSSIAN
Моя безумная семья
Сталинград

GERMAN
What a Man
das letzte Schweigen
die Friseuse
Mädchen in Uniform
Schlussmacher
Paradies : Hoffnung
Wir sind die Nacht
Funny Games
Feuchtgebeite

HEBREW
Big Bad Wolves
The Attack

ARABIC
Omar

ROMANIAN
Poziția Copilului

PORTUGUESE
Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho
Minha Mãe É Uma Peça

ITALIAN
La Grande Belleza
Smetto Quando Voglio
Io Non Ho Paura

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A wip of 910 medina studios that I’m decorating to fit the style of my San Myshuno Times bestseller writer sim, PJ Ranches (she wrote The Night the Moon Forgot to Shine). I wanted it to be ‘girly’ (whatever that means) because I never decorate this way or make ‘girly’ sims, so it was a fun challenge for me! And even more so doing it cc-free! Annnd right now there’s the minor problem that she can’t get past the barstools for some reason! But I managed to fit quite a lot into this tiny space.

Niall Horan Mini-Fic: Polar Opposites - Part I

“He’s seriously such a dick that I can’t even fathom why so many women think he’s the greatest thing going on,” I muttered under my breath to no one in particular as I watched him out of the corner of my eye from my seat at the bar – women practically falling all over him for the chance to talk to him, to make an impression and maybe even be lucky enough to be the one to go back to his hotel room for the night.

“What ‘ere you mutterin’ about, Chloe?” Brez sidled up to the seat next to me and caught the bartender’s attention, requesting whiskey on the rocks.

“That spectacle over there,” I jerked my head in the direction of where the crowd had gathered and nearly snorted in contempt.

“You really don’t like him, do ya, Chlo?” He grinned as he downed his whiskey in one gulp, immediately ordering another.

“I sure don’t,” I said with no hesitation, my eyes narrowed as I watched the scene unfolding in front of us. “I mean, seriously, what the fuck?”

Niall’s eyes flickered up to gaze at his friend surrounded by women. “He’s not as bad as ya think he is,” he said quietly, not wanting to start anything but feeling the need to defend one of his oldest friends.

“Of course you’d take his side,” I snapped as I finished the last of my fireball and signaled for another.

“I’ve known him a lot longer than you have,” his eyes held mine and anyone else would have been concerned by the growing anger that glinted just underneath the surface of his gaze.

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There was a king.

Reigned in the east. There where kings will sit to feast they get their fill before they think of poisoned meat and poisoned drink. He gathered all that springs to birth from the many venomed earth; First a little, thence to more, he sampled all her killing store; And easy, smiling, seasoned sound, sate the king as healths went ‘round. They put arsenic in his meat, and stared aghast to watch him eat. They poured strychnine in his cup, and shook to see him drink it up. They shook, they stared as white their shirts: them it was their poison hurt. I tell the tale that I heard told - Mithridates, he died old. 

Isn’t that a fun little story? 

No, Mcpezberrylynnfabsonandercraw Von Sebroseportermanhudkelliot Chang, your eyes do not deceive you. I have returned. I jump higher, run faster, and I now hold the world record for the longest distance pulled by a horse while on fire, as witnessed by several bored Russian prostitutes. It has been a long three weeks, hasn’t it? 

Anecdotes aside, my father has reason to anticipate his campaign’s victory this coming Tuesday, and I encourage you to rejoice amongst yourselves. He ran a purely inspirational campaign, the likes of which I have been fortunate enough to experience first-hand this month, and extends his gratitude to those of you who may have needlessly pledged your time or money. 

Additionally, if you have not yet noticed, my blog has been updated. While the mechanics are essentially the same, there is a new feature which I expect will draw some attention. Under the main navigation, you can find a monthly excerpt from my bestselling autobiography, “Hunter Clarington: The Bloodline’s Burden.” This month’s excerpt has been taken from the ninth chapter of my life, and reads: 

“At the tender age of nine I embarked on my first tour of the New York Academy of Divine Arcanum. It was a sensually overwhelming experience: first, there were the alluring aromas flooding out from underneath the doors of Madame Jason’s. As a young Cardine-in-training, I had not yet been exposed to dessert (I celebrated birthdays with protein shakes and the occasional cheese platter). Upon noting my weakness in the face of those aromatic forbidden treasures, my father clasped my hand at once and pulled me along, enticing that he had something even better to show me. We stood out, then, on the roof of the observatory, and watched over the vast expanse of campus, equal in stature. My father put a hand on my shoulder, and with the other, unoccupied one, made a vast sweeping motion outward, “Everything the light touches,” He said, and smiled, “Is your kingdom.”. I remember quite liking the sound of that, but I had some hesitations. I pointed to a ghastly building off in the distance, cast in shadow, “Even that?” I asked. He shook his head, “No,” He said, “That’s Sciron Square. You must never go there.””

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Signed, 
         - H.C.