my best starter

Best Friend Starters!

{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.

“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.” 


“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”

“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.” 

“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!” 

“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!” 

“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.” 

“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.” 

“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!” 

“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.” 

“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-” 

“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…” 


“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!” 

“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.” 

“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!” 

“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.” 

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?” 

“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!” 

Reason why TS doesn't send B.A.P on Knowing Bros:
  • - B.A.P being a mess feat. Heechul (we all know they would be)
  • - Youngjae being savage af
  • - Zelo being a living meme
  • - Daehyun screaming basically for everything
  • - Himchan diva vs Heechul diva
  • - Yongguk laughing at everything his bros does
  • - Jongup being dork but still cute af
  • - Jongup ending all the b-boy dancers
  • - B.A.P throwing (again) shadow on TS


‘i was at a loss for what to do.’
‘my friends have gotten into vaping.’
‘i look like a gay pirate.’
‘always serious. golden serious. never not serious.’
‘you know you’re hanging out with a bunch of losers when the dog is the life of the party.’
‘i’ll fuck you up.’
‘i actually respect you as a human being.’
‘don’t make this a bigger deal than this has to be.’
‘don’t be proud!’
‘with leg buckling momentum, my legs… buckled.’
‘i feel like you could learn a lot from this.’
‘your message made no sense. you said you lived in a small woman’s old plane.’
‘am i going to get in trouble for being around you?’
‘sometimes when i’m sad i just hang out in this treehouse and vape.’
‘first and foremost, don’t fuck with snakes that you don’t know.’
‘i’m allergic to rocks.’
‘i’m so tired. please take me home.’
‘they know how to treat a soft little chicken person like me right.’
‘wanna cuddle with your bro?’
‘it’s so hot out and i’m dying.’
‘i have no idea what you’re talking about.’
‘that’s the same pair of clothes for three days.’
‘i straight up don’t know who this is.’
‘it became less about wine tasting and more about wine chugging.’
‘why are you being super weird?’
‘come outside. i’m at your house.’
‘you’re so fucking stupid.’
‘i’m drowning this demon!’
‘i think someone just gave you money to stop.’
‘i’m just letting you know who’s in charge.’
‘is this DDR?’
‘that’s the dumbest thing in the world.’
‘i have better underwater hearing.’
‘i am super drunk right now.’
‘it is important to take time to smell the roses.’
‘after two hours at urgent care, you were diagnosed with… dizzy. ’
‘i’m not falling for your goddamn tricks.’
‘sometimes, it’s just not worth it.’
‘i can sleep outside and i can just give you my bed.’
‘part of human nature is emotion.’
‘for the love of sweet santa josefair.’
‘it’s so easy to steal a baby from a hospital.’
‘nice eyes.’
‘so far we’ve only made two trips and that’s three trips too many.’
‘this is a shithole.’
‘to be honest, i’m offended.’
‘watch your goddamn tone.’
‘that was the scariest thing that’s ever happened to me in my entire life.’


Celebrating the goal vs. Sweden (28.03.17)

the get down sentence meme.

change them around as needed.

  • you make me nervous, but you also make me calm. ❞
  • homeboy tapped it on our roof. i heard it. thought it was cats. ❞
  • i want you to be my girl. ❞
  • no, i got plans. ❞
  • do not underestimate the crayon. ❞
  • i’m partial to the piccolo flute. ❞
  • you have to get her something. a gift. not something expensive ‘cause you ain’t got no money. ❞
  • i’m getting some dick tonight and the feelings all right ‘cause my pussy is tight. ❞
  • viva la revolucion! ❞
  • you got to stand for something, or you’ll fall for anything. ❞
  • aww, little munchkin! ❞
  • leave my fucking brother alone! ❞
  • you say you want me, but you don’t know what it is that you want. ❞
  • and even if i was going to be with someone, which i’m not, i’m gonna be with a man that has goals and has a plan. not a kid from the neighborhood. not a boy. not you. ❞
  • i like you so much i can hardly breathe. ❞
  • you a natural everything. ❞
  • he said shit’s about to go down. ❞
  • you’re a fucking genius. ❞
  • i thought you was a rebel. ❞
  • i am a rebel. ❞
  • but you can’t be a rebel if you don’t rebel. ❞
  • fuck… true… ❞
  • i’m always happy, ___. sadness is for suckers. ❞
  • this isn’t disneyland, this shit is the fucking ___! ❞
  • either you beat the world or you get beat. ❞
  • i’m gonna knock you to sunday, wait for you on tuesday. ❞
  • all a man has is his word. ❞
  • players always get played at the end. ❞
  • violence is discouraged but not prohibited. ❞
  • i love you. ___, i love you. what do you think about that? ❞
  •  but if you see how you’re looking at me right now, that ain’t the look of someone who don’t like someone. so, come on. what do you say? hm? ❞
  • ❝  my turn. ❞

anonymous asked:

whats ur fav pokemon

i havve a lot more favvs tbh but these are the first big 6 i could think of!!

Part 3 - Alice BadEnd

Option I - @alicemistressofpuppets

With an answer set Miko opens the stone doors, allowing herself and Alice to enter. “You best be quick, if you take too long dealing with Meiling it won’t spell anything good for me.” The hermit tells Alice, she knows out of the two of them she has the harder of the paths having to remove the marble from the equation without the ease of surprise.

Inside the roots and twisting greenery is replaced by another sight, what feels like stone plated floors and a vibrant blue sky above. Standing in the oddly open space are the two puppets, Meiling and Nobunaga. Behind them what appears to be stone steps can be seen but at this time its unsure if its all an illusion.

With her own blade drawn Miko summoned forth countless swords of light to meet the sudden and initial fire the small warlord would produce, guns and holy swords clashes in the air as Meiling leaped forward. 

“Go now! Take her out of here!” Miko shouted, enjoying the ranged exchange between her and Nobunaga as gaps a plenty opened around them for Alice’s use. “Go now and hurry on back!”

Though the gap provided wouldn’t be as good as promised, it would instead take Alice and Meiling to a small clearing in a forest unknown to Alice but well known to Meiling.

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