when will fandon stop it with the whole “aw shucks more people would pay attention to x character if they were written better in canon aw man guess we can’t make any content for them or even acknowledge them :/” nonsense while in the same breath they’re more than happy to write fix it fic for random white dude #15 and give him a libraries worth of fic and headcanons while shipping him with any other white dude he happens to breathe near like It’s Baloney My Dudes
“what’s worse? getting kicked in the balls or childbirth? i guess no one will ever know haha”
as a cis male i feel like i should say getting a kick in my baloney pony would not hurt as much as having my VAGINA STRETCHED OPEN AND FORCING A TINY HUMAN THROUGH IT WHY IS THIS EVEN AN ARGUMENT HAVE YOU SEEN A PERSON IN CHILDBIRTH YOU CHICKEN FRIED FUCK
When Superman had to decide what to sing into the Miracle Machine to finish Darkseid, he thought fast enough to realize he didn’t want to pick a song that meant anything special to him but that he would forevermore associate with killing Darkseid. So he sang the most familiar thing to come to mind that meant nothing: “My baloney has a first name …”
again my theory is baloney probably but i also had the thought that like, they put SO MUCH emphasis on steven going
“my mom did a bad thing”
“i have to pay for what my mom did”
“i’m rose quartz and i did it”
it never made sense to me that they’d put so much emphasis on steven thinking this, or going after this train of thought and seeking justice for his mothers crime after everything that happened. after lion 4, and after steven realizing he’s his own person time and time again.
except when i think about how rose may not have done it. and how the dialogue may actually be less about how steven is feeling and more about how the writers are trying to present an idea and thought and plot hint through steven’s voice.
why have him saying these things if not to have the watcher think harder about it, especially with zircon bringing up her point, that it Doesn’t Make Sense.