my baby has found a new home

Party Baby Kazoku!!!

Thank you @soreyal for the two party girls, @kawaiiplushlove for my first white party boy and a very special ebay seller for my two new latest additions. The converted Original Beige Baby was purchased on buyee for dirt cheap.

It’s hard to believe I was able to get here. One of my white boys has already found a home so soon I will have just one white party boy. I’m glad to have found him a nice new home. :)

the airbnb we stayed at in new york very obviously had some previous occupants who were smokers because i just smelled one of my nightgowns and it reeked of cigarettes which reminds me

my mom quit smoking when we found out my dad had copd and she has not so much as SNUCK a dart at work or i would have been able to detect the odour in our laundry and she smoked for like 25 years which is some unparalleled solidarity

pretty sure if my husband of 24 years came home one day and said “baby i have diabetes and the doctor says i have to eat healthier” i’d be like “that sounds like it’s going to be tough for you” and finish off my tiramisu 

girldecay  asked:

My tiel, Sid escaped like 10 days ago :( It's been heartbreaking. I sobbed for almost 5 days straight, if not more. I've got signs out, he's all over social media, our county's lost and found pet page, etc. I'm just hoping so badly he goes around someone who can get him and return home. --> my mom surprised me with a baby tiel! He's 4 weeks old and I named him Enzo. This way Sid will have a new bff waiting for him when he makes it home. But please any good vibes for Sid would be nice <3

I’m so glad that lil Enzo has a loving home now, and I hope Sid finds his way back eventually! If anyone has any other ideas to help get Sid back, please let us know. Putting out all the good feels ✨

I found a video that will make you want to watch my favorite anime (in the supernatural/family genres), Natsume Yuujinchou.

This video makes me bawl like a baby every time.

Basic Summary: Natsume was born with unusual powers that make him able to see Yokai (aka spirits). Being an orphan and moved from home to home due to him being acknowledged as a “problem child”, he has lived a lonely life up until now. When he moves into a new house and stumbles upon a relic from his mysterious grandmother, his whole life changes.

Rating; 10/10

Comments: Every single episode makes you cry tears of joy. It’s an amazingly deep story about loneliness and the slow process of overcoming it. To this day, I have never found an anime that I can relate to as strongly as this one. If you’re looking for something that will warm the heart and make you feel, please please please give Natsume Yuujinchou (Natsume’s Book Of Friends) a chance.

Letters from Central

Note: The author prefers to remain anonymous

Trigger Warnings: Dogs, Giving away animals, scars, swear word, pregnancy, Dog bites

Description: Four letters- three from Roy, one from Riza- all asking at some point if the receiver would like one of Black Hayate’s puppies, because Riza can’t keep so many puppies, even if the Colonel would like her to. I’ve kept their ranks from the series out of simplicity, except for Ling, who is Emperor. I also have no idea how to write a formal letter so yes I apologise for that and any plot holes or things that don’t make sense beforehand.

Ships: Edwin, Almei, LingFan (they travel around together) Royai

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Sentence Starters based on stuff said to or by my sisters

“Do you think heterosexual women sometimes look at heterosexual penises and think ‘Ooh, I’m so straight’?”


“No! You cannot pee there.” 

“Are you wearing my shirt?” 

“So I’m never wearing pants again.” 

“Oh no! I have fallen down.” 

“I think… That I have to go pee.” 

“What the hell are you doing in my room?” 

“When a maaan loves a kroogaan!” 

“Sometimes, I tell a joke that’s so funny, that I litterally get scared over how awesome my humor is.” 

“Awww, look. Baby’s first drink.” 

“Did you know that Santa and Batman are the same person? That’s why you found a Santa costume in the attick. Batman uses our house as a secret lair.” 

“I have a secret singing voice that I only use when I’m inside a car.” 

“I’m considering growing a beard.” 

“How can we even be related? I swear, after you were born, mother brought home the wrong baby from the zoo.” 

“That’s not water, that’s gin.” 

“Hey, don’t talk to me that way, I changed your diapers!”

“Met my sister. She has two dead blogs and no boyfriend.” 

“I’m watching you cook lasagna, so when you die, I’ll know how to make it.” 

“Turning over a new leaf doesn’t mean that you just pick up a random plant from the ground and flip it over. You litterally have to do something with your life.”

“If we run out of food out here, I might nibble a little on your leg while you’re asleep, but please don’t take it personal.” 

“I’m laughing so much, my hands aren’t working.” 

“I’m hungry. FEED ME.” 

“Oh dear mister squirrel, do you have a girlfriend?” 

“Our mother isn’t always half naked, she’s just dressed like this because we’re going swimming today.” 

“What do you mean ‘Santa’s not real’?” 

“Is it true that squirrels eat acorns because they don’t like Italian food?” 

“I cannot see my eyes!” 

“I’m not saying that Mozart and Voldemort are the same person, but have you ever seen the two of them in the same room? Hm? I mean… Think about it.”

“Don’t drink and nosedive.” 

“If I say ‘no’ one time, I mean it twice.” 

“Feed, my children… FEEEEED!”

hi everyone!!! i have some wonderful news to share. after months of searching and countless disappointments, we have finally found a dog with the potential to become my girlfriend jasmine’s service dog!!! jasmine has autism, sensory processing disorder, and severe anxiety. a service dog will help improve the quality of their everyday life more than i can say.. so we’re both really excited!!!

however our new baby, pumpkin, came to us with a lot more problems than anticipated. it’s clear she came from an abusive home and she’s not in the greatest shape. we need to take her to the vet and the groomer before we can begin training.. but we don’t really have the funds for that x__x

we’re looking to raise somewhere around $300 to get pumpkin ready for training. please send any donations to … and also remember that i have commissions open too! thank you for your time.


Why am I only good enough to be a side chick? With the type of guys coming my way, I want nothing to do with them. This guy that I work with “likes” me has 2 baby mamas & 3 kids all under the age of 5. We also work with his girlfriends friend. The guy that jokes & flirts with me keeps it low key whenever his girlfriends friend is clocked in & he asked people at our job to stop joking about us being a thing (even though I’m not interested in him but whatever) he calls me late at night when everyone at his place is sleep & always wants to “hang out” away from the area he lives in. He’s been flirting with this new girl we just hired & I found out his girlfriend had their first child together not even 2 weeks ago & just about a couple days ago she has to go to the hospital because she was bleeding really bad. My mom had a similar complication, she almost passed away along with my sister due to the amount of blood they were losing so when I heard that it kind of hit close to home. A girl can have a man’s baby, have serious health complications that can result to death but these no good niggas still disrespect them. Next time he calls me I’m gonna have to check him, I don’t coddle black men or protect their feelings. I saw him as a cool guy but he really ain’t sh*t.

The new cover for An Immoveable Solitude re-releasing with Total-E-Bound in August 2013 :D

Erik Hash, owner of a shark diving company in South Africa, loses everything in one night–his business, his partner, and his desire to live. The victim of a violent hate crime, he leaves South Africa and takes a job aboard a private yacht to escape.

When his partner reappears after three years, he wonders if there is something left for them to rebuild. But the ocean isn’t ready to let go of him quite yet.

Kelly Clarkson never thought her life would look like this. Within a year, she became a wife and a mother of three and couldn’t be happier about it.

“My whole life took a big 180,” the singer — who releases Piece by Piece, her first non-holiday album since 2011, on March 3 – tells PEOPLE in this week’s cover story. “I never thought I was going to be a mom, so it’s very much changed my world in the most awesome way.”

 These days, her life with husband Brandon Blackstock, 38, their daughter River Rose, 8 months, and her stepkids Savannah, 13, and Seth, 8, is a blissful, chaotic mix of homework, diapers, and date nights. And while she still makes time for the globetrotting duties of a pop star, her perspective has shifted.

“I love what I do, but I feel like I relied on my career a lot for my self-worth. And now I’m more than that,” says Clarkson, 32, during the revealing interview at her Nashville-area home. “I’m a mother and a wife and have this whole other thing going on.”

Since giving birth to River — who Clarkson calls “the happiest baby on the planet” — the singer has felt an unexpected emotion.

“I have a certain level of peace I didn’t know was going to come with it,” she says. And within her new life, which helped heal some of the wounds caused by her own parents’ divorce, she has found a renewed purpose.

“My best friend always says, ‘You just want to create the family you never had.’ I might be doing that,” Clarkson adds. “In defense of my family, it happens. People fall out of love, and people go separate ways. People are human. I’ve accomplished a lot, but I guess the biggest success I want is that whenever I die people will say, ‘She was so successful as a mother, and as a wife.’ That’s kind of my big goal.”


This is my big, beautiful new baby Felix who is coming to live with me and my kitty Humphrey Haunted (who was born at Forest Lawn Cemtery) tonight.  He was found on the streets of Los Angeles late at night, dumped by some horrible lame person. He is about a year old, super affectionate, healthy and sweet and has been waiting for his FURever home for over a month now via an awesome rescue group called LuxePaws - I am sooooooo excited!   LOOK AT HIS FACE, OMGGGG!

My friend and I were browsing in the animal rescue thrift shop when a distraught young man rushed in looking for a place to leave his cat. Even after it was explained that the thrift shop was not a drop off facility he still kept insisting. He feared she was not adoptable and would  be euthenized if he left her at the local humane society. He, his wife and a new baby had just driven from Florida to Arizona with his cat and now he couldn’t keep her in the apartment they found to rent. Being a cat person, I spoke up and asked about his cat. She is 16 years old and a little touchy, he said. I thought her chances of finding a new home elsewhere were slim to none and I was hooked.

So Willow, now named Persnickety, came home with me. A trip to my veterinarian a few days later showed her to be in remarkably good health. And in the last few months she has proceeded to teach both me and my other cat, an older neutered tom, just who rules the roost and what her rules are. After all, she is 16 and a Siamese. She is a cuddle cat (on her terms) and has the loudest purr I’ve ever heard. She loves playing with the “bird on a wand” and leaps and dashes like a kitten. I am constantly amused and amazed. She is loved for just who she is. Welcome to your forever home, Persnickety.

spoiler whore and unashamed of it

so basically Howard Stark was in love with Steve and WOW does that explain so much and JEEZAS CHRIST TONY OH TONY BABY AHAHAHAHA NO ALL MY STONY FEELS

and Howard never got to bring him home, year after year after year until the Winter Soldier killed him….

…and we all know Bucky Barnes was ass over boots for Steve, like NO DOUBT because FUCKING FUTURE SECDEF ALEXANDER PIERCE looked like a young Steve Rogers decades ago and they must have used that to fuck with Bucky’s head but good –

… and Peggy loved Steve but now she has to let him go and she’s found a new love in Angie Martinelli and THIS IS EXCELLENT


zv holiday asks
  • "I can't believe it's December already."
  • "I never thought I'd like {insert} as a present"
  • "Remember peppermint mocha lattes?"
  • "What we're holidays like for you?"
  • "Don't know if this counts as Kwanzaa harvest."
  • "Frozen zombies... ah the holidays"
  • "Okay but how do you rEALLY know it's December?"
  • "I miss the shopping season."
  • "A candy cane?? when'd you find that?!"
  • "Hear me out- Zombies with Christmas lights"
  • "It's actually the first day of Hanukkah"
  • "Do you remember our last christmas?"
  • "In the spirit of Christmas, DONT shoot"
  • "A dead squirrel? oh you shouldn't have (! / ...)"
  • "Stale old chocolate my favorite."
  • "I actually used to participate in Ramadan..."
  • "Have you even SEEN a pine tree lately?"
  • "It's so cold out- it has to be December"
  • "I took my old warm home for granted"
  • "Hot chocolate?? What's the occasion?"
  • "Feliz Navidad, hay muchos zombies y no felicidad"
  • "Peppermint vodka? You know me so well"
  • "Shoot- well I didn't get you a present"
  • "Baby, there are hidden zombies outside"
  • "You think Santa's a zombie?"
  • "It's silly but I'm gonna light the menorah"
  • "Time to scratch a new year in our wall"
  • "Drinking for New Years? I'm in."
  • "I can't drink- I'm on watch"
  • "Stupid walkers don't even give us Christmas off!"
  • "Feliz Navidad mata los zombies hojala vivas un año mas"
  • "You actually found me a dreidel?"
  • "Christmas doesn't even matter anymore."
  • "Oh? I thought it was October honestly."
  • "Can't believe it's another holiday missed in this world..."
  • "Merry Christmas you bloody bastard."

Friday has been super lovely to me:

- work went by fast today.

- at 3:45 my boss came and told us the county manager said we could all go home. Apparently that’s never happened before but I happily left.

- I was able to come home, change, make some coffee, and clean up the house before I need to leave. Something I was bummed I didn’t have time or energy to do last night.

- I have to have Chapstick with me at all times and I was bummed earlier this week I had lost 2 almost new sticks of baby lips. Today I found them both. I hit the jackpot.

-I get to see my family tonight!!

I’m about to head to the airport! Fingers crossed no weather delays happen.

Bring on two more days of festive cheer and family!

A friendly reminder that Sinbad

  • and his family were discriminated against and treated like dirt for several years just because his father was a war invalid and couldn’t take part in the next war
  • saw his father Badr get beaten up by an angry mob when he was only five years old
  • saw his father’s mutilated body after Badr had been interrogated and tortured by military officials
  • lost his father shortly after that
  • lived with his widower mother in such poverty that he had to take multiple jobs just in order to be able to buy medicine for his sick mother
  • was abused by a military officer and nearly dragged to the war
  • had his mother die in his arms
  • became a wanted man at the age of 14 and had to flee from his home
  • survived an assassination attempt
  • survived seven hellholes in which thousands and thousands people had died
  • lost another person dear to him while his newly-founded country faced a major tragedy
  • is wearing clothes similar to those of his late father’s, and his officials are wearing clothes that have a similar pattern that his late mother had in her clothes

Now then. Is it really such a miracle that Sinbad wants to protect his country and all of its citizens even if it means dirtying his hands in the process? He has seen and experienced enough discrimination, war, poverty and loss and doesn’t want his people, his new family, to experience any of that.