my baby girl look how cute she is

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

I'm On My Knee

Hi babes! This is a marshmallow-soft story about the reader and Tom having a special inside joke. That inside joke being Tom dramatically falling down onto one knee to tease her after she accidentally tells him that it’s always been how she wants to get proposed to. The inside joke makes the both of them think a lot about their future and cuteness ensues! I hope that you like it!

Side note: The film was everything I wanted it to be and more? It owns my entire heart? The cast did so well and I’m so happy for all of them and my heart is just overflowing with love and I’m going to see the film again tomorrow!

I’m On My Knee

“He makes me want to wear a white dress and walk down the aisle.” She murmured to her boyfriend, utterly and completely inebriated. “I want to learn how to cook so he can always come home to a hot meal. He makes me want to learn more so that I’ll always have new things to talk to him about, and he makes me want to take care of myself so that I can look good for him. I wanna read every book on the planet earth and watch every film, just so I have stories to tell him before we go to sleep. But, mostly, he makes me wanna wear a white dress and walk down the aisle.”

    Tom smiled, securing a strong arm around her waist before she had the opportunity to slip from the barstool she was trying to twirl on. Holding her still, he questioned, “anything else you want, darling?”

    Lurching forward, she twined her arms around his neck and moved to perch on his knee. She shoved her face into Tom’s neck and breathed in deeply, dragging her hands across the expanse of her boyfriend’s chest. He smelled of french cologne, the fabric of his shirt felt soft beneath her cheek, and she was so close to him that she could count the beats of his heart. “I love you.”

    Supporting her frame, Tom kissed the top of her head, “I love you more.” She sighed into his chest and Tom helped her to her feet, making sure that he still had her locked in his arms. “Let’s get you home now, drunky.”

“I want him on his knee like in the old films,” she added before she allowed Tom to guide her to their parked car.

    Truly, Tom felt the same way about her, but there was no way that he wouldn’t tease her about her intoxicated confession every chance he got. He’d been dreaming about how beautiful she’d look walking down the aisle to meet him since their third date and it comforted him that she seemed to feel the same way.

    She knew that she had majorly screwed up the next morning when Tom dropped down onto one knee, offering her a bottle of advil and a glass of water to soothe the pounding in her head that refused to be ignored.

    “On my knee, baby, just how you wanted!” Tom smiled, his curls flopping down in his eyes in the most endearing of ways. She hated that he looked so cute while he was so successfully embarrassing her.

    Groaning, she brought her hands up to cover her face, “Tom, stop! I told you that I was just drunk. Let it go!” She pleaded, blush spreading as far as the tips of her ears.

    Her boyfriend feigned hurt feelings, “well, if you were truly joking, guess I’m out of here. Gotta go get me a girl who’s in it for the long haul.” Tom joked as he moved to walk out the door.

    “Tom,” she whined before rushing forward to keep him in place with a hug. “Stop being so dumb and help me make pancakes. You flip them better than I do.”

    Smiling down at her, Tom took of her hands within his own and pressed a kiss to her knuckles, “One day, I’ll be way more than just your boyfriend who flips pancakes better than you do. One day, I’ll be your husband who flips pancakes better than you do.” Tom laughed, picking her up to spin her around the kitchen.

    She was happy that Tom was focused on not dropping her or running into anything because she was even pinker than she’d thought previously possible and she was positive that the smile on her face was so huge that her face would crack into halves. It didn’t matter that she didn’t have the greatest job, it didn’t matter that she was absolute shit at math, in fact, she couldn’t think of anything that mattered to her more than what Tom had just said. He was planning on a future with her and she was so elated that she spent the entire rest of her week floating from place to place on a bed made of cotton candy clouds.

    The next time Tom dropped to one knee for her, it was in the flower shop while she was sifting through bins of tulip bouquets for their friend’s dinner party. “Because I love you,” Tom said, holding out a bundle of daisies.

    Rolling her eyes, she took the flowers and bent forward to kiss Tom tenderly on the mouth. “Because I love you,” she repeated back to him before taking both bouquets to the register while Tom struggled to free his wallet before she could pay for her daisies.

    The time after that, Tom fell to one knee when she had come home with smudged mascara and tears dripping from the corners of her eyes. Hurrying off the couch, he dropped to one knee in front of her, pulling her to perch softly onto his popped knee. “What’s the matter darling?”

    Shrugging her shoulders, her lower lip trembled and she merely hid her face in Tom’s neck.  Stroking her hair and mumbling the words to ‘Moon River’ into her ears, Tom waited for her to tell him what was upsetting her. He did his best to search his mind for anything he could’ve done, anything her friend’s could’ve done, anything at home that could have upset her and came back with nothing. Tom briefly had a fleeting feeling that he was failing as her husband until it clicked in his brain that he hadn’t ever gotten down on one knee before her to present her with an actual ring.

    That night, while she snuggled into the crook of his arm, her face hidden so close to his neck that Tom could feel her lips press into his skin, he looked up some photos of rings. Each time Tom found a particularly nice ring, he’d zoom in and envision it on her lovely hands. Looking down at her hand that was loosely curled around his waist, he murmured to her sleeping form, “nobody, not even the rain,has such small hands.” His girl had been on an E.E. Cummings kick and clearly the poetry she read aloud to him had rubbed off on Tom.

    Placing his phone back into it’s charging station on their nightable, Tom laid down and  made sure to lace his fingers through her own before he shut eyes to sleep, agreeing with E. E. Cummings  that nobody had such small hands. Such small hands that a glittering ring would only compliment.

    The next weekend, as she and Tom strolled through the supermarket to grab some fresh vegetables and fruit, and maybe a loaf of bread to go along with dinner, Tom spotted the baked goods aisle. Getting completely sidetracked, Tom stood staring at the pastries while she carried on in search of the produce section. Glancing at her retreating figure and then back at the deserts, Tom grabbed an armful of cookies, cinnamon rolls and cupcakes before hurrying after her.

    Her eyes widened when she saw her boyfriend nearly skipping towards her, arms overflowing with pastries. “Tom,” she started, cocking her hip and raising her brows, “that is ridiculous. Pick one thing, we already have too many snacks as it is!”

    “No, no, darling, you don’t get it. We’d leave the cinnamon rolls for breakfast, and we could eat the cookies as a snack, and then the cupcakes could be after dinner.” Tom tried to ration.

    “Tom, I’ll eat them all and then get bigger and you know I’m trying to look good this summer!” She whined, shaking her head and silently pleading for Tom to at least put one of the items he was holding back.

    Shuffling the food around in his arms, Tom attempted to clutch all the food with only one hand. Gently moving her hair away from her eyes, Tom kissed her temple. “Darling, you know that you’re perfect. There’s nothing wrong with how you look, and nothing would be wrong with how you look even if you decided to inhale the entire pastry department on your own. I love the way you think, how kind you are to others, and you’re one of the smartest and least arrogant people that I know! I love you for your heart, and your brain. I thank the universe every night for your lungs and your kidneys, because they make you. You’re sweet-ass body just happens a perk of loving you.”

    Tom kissed her one last time before dropping down onto one knee before her, “c’mon angel, please?” He asked one last time.

    Rolling her eyes at her boyfriend’s cheesiness, she placed the cupcakes and the cinnamon rolls in her basket before leading Tom over to the fruit and asking him to pick out the crunchiest apples for their salad.

    When Tom fell to one knee again, it was after she had gone shopping with her friends and was currently modeling her new purchases at his request. She had exited the bathroom in which she was changing in, wearing an extremely short, white dress that left very little, if anything to Tom’s imagination. The dress was littered with small, red roses and had straps that were tied into a bow. As she twirled for him, Tom could see that the straps were the only thing holding her new dress together and by the time that she’d stopped her spinning, Tom was on one knee.

    “Should I take this off myself or do you wanna get up off the floor and help me?” She giggled, toying with the bow sitting atop her shoulder blade.

    As Tom carefully untied her dress and watched it fall to the ground, he muttered, “pretty ring would go nice with the roses.”

    She could barely hear what Tom had said, let alone comprehend it, as he began to pepper her exposed body with warm kisses. Stuttering out an barely audible, “uh-huh,” as Tom mouthed over the sensitive spot she had just beneath her ear.

    As time went on, “I’m on my knee,” became a phrase that she would hear from Tom almost as frequently as he said “I love you.” He’d drop to his knee in public, private, essentially everywhere they went. She was nearly convinced that Tom on his knee wouldn’t ever mean anything other than their inside joke, but little did she know how Tom feeling.

    Each time he dropped down onto one knee before her, it always made him long to obtain a ring to present her with. Considering that he was on his knee for her essentially everyday now, so much so that even the press was completely desensitized to photos of Tom on his knee before his girl, he was legitimately out and about looking for rings.

    He’d recruited his mother to assist with the search, begged Harrison, Jacob, his brothers, his father, and even her mother to help him with the search, but none of them could find a ring that Tom felt was worthy of her hands. Each time someone would send him a photo of a ring that left Tom dissatisfied, which was often, he’d simply send back the verse from ‘Somewhere I Have Never Traveled, Gladly Beyond,’ regarding the smallest of hands. At this point, nobody was sure what he meant. Once Harrison had tried to clarify what exactly the rain having tiny hands had to do with the ring search, but he came back describing a look of genuine craziness in his best mate’s eyes and decided to drop it.

    It was only after Tom had wandering into an antique shop with his mother that he found something perfect for her. The wedding ring was vintage and even came with an engagement ring, and after Tom had spent countless hours on the weekend thrifting and wandering in an out of hidden gem shops with his girl, he knew that she’d love it.

    Tom could only hide the ring for about a week. He was utter and complete shit at hiding things, especially from her, and the ring felt as if it was burning a hole through his pocket. He couldn’t wait to let the whole world know that she was going to his forever and he’d be hers for just as long. Tom just needed to create the perfect moment.

    Luckily for him, the perfect moment came the very next morning. Tom trailed behind her, kissing the back of her neck softly as she laughed and threaded her fingers up through his curls. They were deep within the poetry section of the most massive library Tom had ever seen and when she reached up to grab a novel, Tom felt as if the wind got knocked out of him. In her hands sat a copy of E. E. Cummings collected poems and while she sifted through the pages, Tom prayed inwardly to the universe for her to read the poem that he knew was destined to be hers.

    Not allowing her time to chose a poem, Tom dropped down to one knee while her back was still turned on him. Digging the ring out from the confines of his pocket, he could only get the last few lines of the poem out. “I do not know what it is about you that closes and opens; only something in me understands the voice in your eyes is deeper than all roses.”

    As Tom neared the end of the poem, she turned and opened her mouth to say the last verse with him. “Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands.” She smiled, completely prepared to meet Tom’s eyes as she finally faced him.

    At first, the only thing her mind could register was that her boyfriend was on his knee, as always. It took her a second to take in the ring that glittered off of the library’s bright ceiling chandelier. Pressing a hand over her lips, she struggled to breath, her small hands gripping the open poetry book in her hands. “Do you mean it, Tom?” She questioned, her eyes flicking down to the ring he was presenting her with.

    His eyes were glassy in the light, and Tom smiled, “course I do, darling. I’m on my knee after all.”


Live Stream ♡ Christian Yu

Originally posted by highgrnder

“Ah.. Y/N, Y/N, Y/N.. what a gorgeous girl.”

Christian was live streaming once again and I was currently at a shoot getting my necessities together before leaving. I received the Instagram notification and decided to see what my soon to be man had to offer. 

A lot of people figured we were together because of what we post via Instagram, and Twitter. We were just two individuals obviously in love with each other but too afraid to take action. We acted like a couple, that’s for sure. I met Christian when Dabin was searching for a certain someone for his ‘RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW’ music video, and he just so happened to be paired up with my very best friend. 

“Who is Y/N?” Christian repeated from a fan who commented.

“She’s a friend of mine. Such an appealing girl.. ridiculously stunning, and over all just a great catch.”

You’d have to be stupid to not realize how intrigued he was. Not a day goes by of him not expressing his genuine feelings to poor little Dabin about you.

“I’ve hung out with her plenty of times, and not a second goes by where I’m not completely fantasized by her damn beauty of a smile. I swear she’s got to be Santa’s little present to me or something,” Christian grinned before placing his chin on his balanced fist. 

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She whimpers for me when I slide my hand farther up along her thigh, whispering quietly in my ear, “please, sir.”


Lazy circles, slowly teasing her clit through her white cotton panties, now utterly ruined. She spreads her legs a little farther apart for me, wanting more, more, more. It’s so cute how she struggles to keep a straight face, pretending like I’m not inside her beneath this dining table.


Like I’m not about to make her cum on my fingers. She stutters once and I chuckle, amused at her blush. She doesn’t get to cum until I’ve got her pushed up against our car, long since having excused ourselves from dinner.


My baby girl looks so beautiful bent over and dripping wet for me, fucking herself on my fingers. She meets every single one of my strokes with desperate enthusiasm, begging for more. After all, perfect little sluts take every opportunity to cum, don’t they?

EXO Reaction to their S/O always holding onto a fistful of their shirt when falling asleep

This is so cute! Xoxo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*Sees you and turns to face you* “Come here jagi… if you want me to get closer I will… if that helps you sleep” *Is already too close btw xD*

Kris:

“You don’t have to worry, I won’t go anywhere baby girl” *Long kiss on the forehead*

Sehun:

“Do you want to go to sleep just holding my shirt? Why holding each other… I like that more” *Adorable maknae*

Tao:

*Being cute and lovely before sleeping*

Kai:

“If you want me to take it off you don’t need to ask twice” *wink wink*

Xiumin:

“Ahhh look how cute you are. Can I hug you instead? I’m sure you’ll fall asleep faster”

Baekhyun:

“Baby girl… what are you doing there? These little things you do, are adorable” *Falls asleep with a smile in his face*

Luhan:

*Whispers to you sweet nothings until you both fall asleep* “I love you baobei… how you smile… how you blush.. how you are holding my shirt right now…”

Chen:

*Stares at you until you’ve fallen asleep* “What did I do to deserve her… she is adorable… my little one”

Kyungsoo:

*Deep stare* “I never thought someone could feel this way towards me… she’s really my angel… I also want to be near you all the time jagi…” *Thinking while he watches you sleep*

Lay:

*Wakes up the next morning to find you still holding his shirt* “Look at you babe… how you don’t let me go even in your sleep. I won’t either you know? We’ll always be together”

Suho:

*Adorable angelic being* “Are you holding me tonight too jagi? Because I love it so much… you make my heart skip a bit every time I find you holding my shirt”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

BTS reaction: To holding their baby for the first time.

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Rap Monster: “I can’t believe he’s really here in my arms, we’ve been waiting for so long.” he would be holding your son and your hand, proudly.

Originally posted by itschiminie

Jimin: “Hello, my little ballerina…” he would be giggling at your daughter “…how come we did someone so pretty?

Originally posted by apgujeon

Jungkook: He would be holding your child, looking at every movement he does. “Y/N?” you would be resting from the birth when he calls you “Can we make another so he can have a brother to play with him?

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Suga: He would be incredibly proud “Look, Y/N… She has a gummy smile just like me and she’s cute just like you. I love you so much, baby girl.” and looking at you, he would say “I love more than anything, thank you for this.”

Originally posted by hobioppa

J-Hope: “Do you think he’s going to be a dancer or a rapper, Y/N?” he would ask you as soon as your baby boy falls asleep “He’s going to be a lawyer, Hoseok.” he’d pout when you tell him that, messing with him.

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V: He would turn into a softball and would find his child the cutest thing ever “She looks just like you, Y/N.” really amazed by your resemblance. 

Originally posted by dewygrl

Jin: You didn’t tell him they were twins until he saw them “Two?! They’re so beautiful!” he would kiss your forehead, holding one of your daughters while you hold the other. “I love you so much, Y/N. They’re my princesses and you’re my queen.

Has Anyone Seen My Harley?!

Request:Could I get a Jerome fic? Him and Harley were already an established relationship and she was there with him the night he died, after he kills Dwight he goes to find her!! I need total worship of his face please :)) You can have whatever you want to happen just as long as they reunite.
Word count: 1,406


Harley POV:
“You said I was gonna be…” Jerome’s voice dies down and his heart slows down completely. “No! No. Come on Mr. J. Pull through. Come on Jerome. Come on! Stay with me you crazy thing!” I cry into his body.

I turn to see Galavan acting innocent and scared. “You son of a bitch!” I grab a knife and charge to him screaming. I’m unable to get to him when Babs grabs me and makes me follow her into the secret exit.

I cry as I run and as we come to a stop Babs holds me. “I know honey. I know it’s okay. Look. We can go shopping and get our nails done when we’re not wanted anymore! That’d be fun!” He says trying to cheer me up. It didn’t work.

Nothing worked.

A year later and I’m still moping around. Sure I’ve gotten back on my feet and gotten myself out there with the business, but it’s not the same. Not the same without J.

I look at myself in my mirror. I examine my red/black hair sectioned into two ponytails. My black and red corset hugging my body snuggle. my black and red shorts making my ass look incredibly sexy. The red and black knee socks on each leg topped off with one red converse and a black one. “Oh you’d love this look J. You always said red was my color.” I can almost hear his laughter.

I skipp up the street and giggle when everyone crosses the other way. I see a banner hanging in an alleyway. It has the eyes and HAHAHA! For the mouth. I’ve heard about this! It’s a tribute to Jerome!

Should I go? Yes! They would love to see me! Oh what am I thinking? No! It would hurt to much! Ugh so many choices!

Deciding against my fears and sadness I follow the sign and a few weird dressed people. I pull back the sheet and see a bunch of people chanting his name. Oh my Jerome has a true fan base! Oh he’d be such a proud daddy!

I look up to the front and see a man stepping down wearing a mask. Oh come on! This is Gotham! What kind of person wears a mask!

I look closer and see the details of the mask. The pale sink. The cute little curve of the lips… the red eyebrows… he’s not wearing a mask. HE’S WEARING JEROME’S FACE!

“Hey! What are you doing with Mr. J’s face?! That doesn’t belong to you!” I scream and make my way to the front. Gasps and laughs are faintly heard as I make my way to the man.

“You-you’re Harley Quinn. He- his beloved lover.” I smile and giggle. “Ah yes. But besides that! WHY DO YOU HAVE HIS FACE?!”

“Well I-” “GCPD! Nobody move!” Jim Gordon yells as he enters, and of course what does everyone do? Run.

I flip off the stage and walk to the gentleman. “Harley. What a pleasure.” Jim says sarcastically. “Always. Hello Harv.” “Evening darling. Care to tell us what this was?” I shrug my shoulders. “I’m clueless as you… HEY! How bout I help you out? I’m really good at finding clues! Oh come on please please please? I’m bored.” I say hugging to Jim.

He huffs and peels me off. “Fine. No funny business or we’re bringing you in.” Harvey says. “Oh yippie! Yay yay yay!” I giggle and tumble across the room. “Come along chaps!”

We look through the entire building until we come to the basement. “Ah… Harvey?” “Yeah partner?” I ignore them and keep playing with a rubix cube I found in this dump. “Why would he cut off his face?”

At this I drop my toy and run over to them seeing a body. A cold and handsome dead body. “Aw Jerome look at you. Faceless and still sexy. Can’t you just pull anything off?” I giggle and sit next to his body on the table.

“Harley do you know anything? You seem… normal.” At this Harvey laughs. “Doing fine. Just came to terms that he’s gone. I can always carry out his legacy. Obviously not as well, but I could!” “Right. Well how about you go home and wash your face, and we take this guy to the GCPD.” “Whoa! You mean I can’t come with you?” They look at me and shake their heads. “Aw man!” I huff and kick the dirt. “Guess I’ll just go shoplifting then. Been needing some new rags anyway. See ya fellas!” I wave and cartwheel out.

Lee Pov:
I walk back into the room and see a cop on the ground and blood dripping from his head. “What the-” suddenly I’m grabbed from behind with a hand over my mouth and a gun to my head. “Boo!”

Harley POV:
I toss another piece of popcorn into my mouth and chew flipping through the channels. I flip past the news channel and see that man from before. The one with J’s face!

Lee POV:
Jerome claps his hands after I tell him of his death and what has happened. “Well that is quite a story. Now tell me more about this cult. They think I’m pretty great?” I scoff. “They’re a bunch of crazy lunatics.” “Ah my kind of people! I know you. Don’t I?” “Yep.” He steps slightly closer. “Did you and I ever…” he says with the gun at his crotch and thrust. “Ugh god no!” “Why? Gingers not your type?” “Why don’t you talk to Harley? I’m sure she wouldn’t appreciate you asking that.”

He steps back a confused look painting his face. “Harley?” “Yes. Your girlfriend I assume. It’s never actually been said. You kind of always went along.” “Girlfriend… show me show me!” I point to a picture on the paper. “Got to say she a real trip. Always bouncing around.” “Ah. Harley Quinn. My Harley. Got to say red is her color.” He stuffs the paper in his pocket of the stolen cop uniform. “Now. One more thing. Where is my face?”

Harley POV:
I balance on my beam while watching tv when suddenly the channel changes. I don’t pay attention and keep focusing on my handstand from 4 feet off the ground.

“Am I live? Am I on air? Can you hear me? Ah, screw it. Let’s do it. Hi.” I fall off the beam to the floor and scrambled to the tv. Jerome! Oh baby! He’s got his face back! Oh I love it!

“Some of you may know, I died.Uh-oh. But take it from me, death is dull but coming back that is something. Leave it to dying to give you a whole new perspective on life. And I would like to share that with you. Uh, Officer, you look terrible.” Jerome walks over to the man who took his face. “Hey, you got oh.” He pulls out a stick of dynamite from his ear making me laugh.

“Tonight, Gotham, in the darkness, there are no rules. So, tonight, Gotham do what you want.
Kill who you want. Hmm? And when morning comes you, too, shall be reborn. Oh and has anyone seen my Harley? Cause baby I’m coming for you.” I throw my arms up and spin around the room. I then sit patiently for him to walk in the door.

Jerome POV:
“Oh and has anyone seen my Harley. Cause baby I’m coming for you.” I laughs and skip out leaving Dwight to die. I skip to her apartment and compose myself. I look down and pick a flower. I twist the knob. “Honey. I’m home.” I say laughing. I feel two arms wrap around my neck and I hear her cute giggle in my ear. “Ah there’s daddy’s girl.”

She brings up a torch and flips it on. “Oh J your face! Did it hurt?” I lift her chin and smirk at her. “Not in the slightest. Whatcha think? How does it look?” She bites her lip and circles me taking in my appearance. “I think it looks a okay.” She pulls my tie to meet her lips. She plays with the ends of my hair and I grip her hips. “What do you say we go on a spree? Like the old days?” She places the police hat on her head and spins to the door. “Right this way Mr. J.” Oh it’s good to be back.

Originally posted by daddyvaleska18

Originally posted by msharleenquinnzel

sawyerspams  asked:

for the one shot requests, maybe elams (eliza/Laurens/alex) and she tells them she's pregnant? maybe a modern au?? idk just a happy pregnancy announcement fluffy stuff c: ty in advance!!! <3

SORRY THESE ARE LATE I JUST GOT HOME FROM GEORGIA! DOUBLE TIME ON UPDATES!

Also this prompt is so cute omfg

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Eliza was a calm, and collective person. She was usually the one who kept her head in certain situations. Whenever Alex overworks himself and goes into his shell again she’s usually the one to comfort him back to reality. When John tries to show off for the two of them she’s the one who calms him when he breaks a limb.

Now, she was not in a calm situation. 

John was home - humming to himself in the kitchen, making dinner, and Alex was due home from work any minute. She was sit in the living room, fingers clenching around each other, the TV on, becoming more of a white noise for her.

The door opened, causing her to look up, seeing a soaked and shivering Alex enter, hair stringy, stuck to his face. Looking outside the window she noticed, now, it was storming heavily. Rain thundering down, wind blowing nearly a hundred miles an hour.

John came out of the kitchen, kissing Alex softly. “Hey baby,” He had the concerned look on his face, taking Alex’s jacket off of him, leading him upstairs - probably to get him changed.

She jumped as her phone buzzed against her thigh.

AndPeggy: DID YOU TELL THEM YET

Rolling her eyes she responded, Elizaaa: No, Alex /just/ got home and he’s soaked so John’s taking him to get changed

AndPeggy: OKAY WELL WHEN THEY COME DOWN TELL THEM

AndPeggy: HOW ARE YOU TELLING THEM AGAIN

Elizaaa: Bye Peggy, love you xx

Alex and John were coming down the stairs, Alex wearing sweats and one of John’s shirts, carrying a hair brush in his hands. He sat at Eliza’s feet as John went to finish dinner, and she began softly detangling his hair. 

Her mind was going lightspeed, thinking faster and more than Alex spoke. Which was saying something.

Or maybe she wasn’t thinking.

It was probably the later. In comes John, balancing three plates of chicken alfredo as Alex’s eyes are half shut, leaning heavily against her hands when she just blurted it out.

“I’m pregnant.”

Alex sat rigged, John’s eyes widening before he dropped the three bowls, the china smashing and food splatting around his feet. He paid no mind, Alex turning to look at her, eyes wide.

“Um…” She stopped moving, brush still in her hand, biting her bottom lip, wishing she had stuck to the plan Peggy had made for her.

“You’re…you’re pregnant?” John echoed, stepping over the broken china towards her and Alex.

“Yes.” She nodded slowly.

“Like…a baby?” Alex’s voice was small, eyes wider than she’d seen in a long time.

“Yes, with a baby.” She smiled faintly, placing a hand over his stomach softly.

Their eyes followed. “How long have you known?” John all but whispered, sitting on the couch next to her.

“Um, a month or so?”

“Eliza!” Alex sat up on his knees, “You should have told us!”

She smiled, running a hand through his hair. “I made a plan a month ago…”

“Who all knows?”

“Everyone except you two.” Alex’s eyes widened and John gasped lightly, “No.”

“I begged them not to tell you…”

“You should have told us.” John repeated what Alex had said.

She looked over at the broken plates and couldn’t help but laugh. “I’m not sorry.”

“Oh my God…” Alex’s face lit up, practically bouncing at this point, “We’re going to have a baby! A real baby!”

She laughed, kissing him softly. “A real baby, Alexander…”

“They’re going to be so cute! Oh I can see it!” She smiled as he rambled, “John’s freckles - maybe curly hair! With your looks if it’s a girl - oh man I’m going to have to fight everyone off…I - “

“How do you have any idea what they’ll look like? And why me?” John asked, though anyone could tell he was as excited as Alex.

Said boy sent John a blank face. “Well she’s pregnant, and since we all went to public school we were taught how babies were made. And I don’t need to go into detail but you have a part I don’t that makes a baby. So.”

John blushed, “Right right…” He began smiling, looking back to Eliza. “We’re having a baby!”

She grinned, kissing her two boys. “So what do - “

Alex yelped, jumping to his feet and running into the kitchen. He ran back out, broom, dust pan and wipes in his hand as he began to clean the mess John made.

John kissed Eliza before standing up, “I’ll make reservations at your favorite place.”

~     ~     ~

Seven and a half months later, John, Eliza and Alex were blessed.

Eleven thirty pm on December 24th, Eliza gave birth to Angelica Margarita Hamilton-Laurens, seven pounds, nine ounces.

Twelve o’one am December 25th, her twin, Phillip George Hamilton-Laurens was born, seven ounces, six ounces.

Angelica had her mom’s hair, but her dad’s beautiful eyes, no crying as she stared around at her parents. Phillip cried and wailed, having his father’s curls and freckles, but the bright, loving eyes of his mother.

Alex held the two babies as they slept, Eliza watching tiredly as John was getting her food. His eyes were filled with tears, as he stared down at his children.

“Angelica and Phillip…oh my two babies,” Eliza’s heart warmed at Alex’s voice, “You two outshine the morning sun…I promise I’ll always be around, my father never was, but I swear on everything I’ll be there for you two…”

~     ~     ~

Alex was rushing like a headless chicken, carrying a mountain of gifts into the living room, trying not to trip over the dolls and trucks on the floor.

Eliza was baking a cake, John was buying last minute decorations. As Alex got the gifts down, in came a blur of brown hair. Phillip chasing after his sister as she held a doll high over her head.

“Angel’ca give me back Penny!” Phillip cried out, stomping his foot as he pouted in the doorway.

“Angie, give your brother Penny back.” Alex gave his daughter a pointed look.

She pouted, sulking over and handing Penny back to her brother. He smiled, hugging Alex’s legs, “Thank you Papa!”

“What are we thanking Papa for?” John asked, holding balloons as the twins rushed over to him.

“Angie took my doll ‘n’ Papa made her give her back!” 

John picked the two up, placing them on his hips, kissing their heads. “Angie, can’t you be nice to your brother on your birthday?”

“S not even my birthday or his Daddy! My birthday is December 24th and Phillip’s is December 25th! It’s uh, December 19th!”

He laughed, “I know baby, but to make sure people can come and celebrate with us we do it before!”

She nodded. “I guess I can be nice Daddy…”

“Good.” He smiled, putting them down as they ran upstairs. 

John headed over, kissing Alex’s head, and Alex yelped, swatting John’s hands away from his bum. “Hi to you too.”

Eliza entered, batter in her hair as she kissed John hello. “When should everyone be getting here?”

“Well Laf and Herc will be here in about an hour, and your sisters should be here a bit after that.” John pulled her to his chest, kissing her cheeks repeatedly. 

She giggled, leaning into his embrace happily. “Cake should be done within an hour!”

Alex was sat on the table, legs swinging as he munched on one of the carrots from the veggie tray that was sat out.

A loud crash echoed from upstairs, Phillip crying out loudly. The three sighed.

“This will be a long day…”

  • Raven: Hello Brother. *Raven greeted Qrow as she removed her mask and sat next to him, waving the bartender over.*
  • Qrow: Hey Raven. *He replied finishing his glass just in time for for the bartender to refill his drink as they finished pouring his sister's.*
  • Raven: *The two sat for a moment in silence, taking sips of their drinks before Rave broke the silence.* So. What is it you wanted to talk about? *She asked only for Qrow to slide her an envelops.* What're theses?
  • Qrow: An invitation.
  • Raven: An Invitation? *she raised an eyebrow.* To what?
  • Qrow: Your daughter's wedding. *He told her while sipping his drink and glancing at her from the corner of his eye to find an actual look of surprise on her face.*
  • Raven: Her wedding? Yang is... getting married? *She said with disbelief.* Since when?
  • Qrow: Since she proposed to her girlfriend a few mouths back. I can honestly say I haven't seen her this happy since Summer as around. Not that you care.
  • Raven: Yang is getting married... To her girlfriend? *Raven mumble, ignoring her brother last words then opened the envelop, pulling the card showing her daughter's arms wrapped around the waist of a raven haired woman with cat ears. Both of women smiling, the kind of smile of pure happiest, a smile Raven hasn't since on her daughter's face since she was born.* ... Is this a joke?
  • Qrow: What? Have something against Yang marrying a woman? *Qrow glared at his sister.*
  • Raven: What? No. I actually know Blake and her parents. Good woman, can take a punch. *Raven said as she handed her brother the card.* This in the card.
  • Qrow: *Qrow took the card and read it aloud.* "Come join the bumbleby partner, the future Yang Belladonna and Blake Xiao-Long, for out purrfect day before we hive our sweet honeymoon and our happily ever after furever." ... Sigh, Goddamnit Yang. *Qrow smiled shaking his head.*
  • Raven: I blame Tai... *Raven said finishing her drink and staring at the empty glass.* Why is she inviting me?... I haven't talked to Yang since dealing with Adam Taurus.
  • Qrow: Funny you such mention that. Yang wasn't the one who asked me to give you that.
  • Raven: Really? Then w-*She question until the someone entering the bar interrupted her.*
  • Tai: That was me. *Taiyang saying as both Qrow and Raven turned towards him, Qrow giving a wave as Raven stares with a surprised look.* Hey Raven... Qrow can give us a minute.
  • Qrow: Sure Tai. *Qrow nodded as he drank the last of his drink and quickly snatch Raven's sword from her.* Take as much time as you need.
  • Raven: Qrow! *Raven growled, watching him walk out of the bar leaving her and Tai alone as she pinches the bridge of her nose.* ... Sigh. So, you wanted to talk. Let's talk.
  • Tai: Yes. About our daughter. And how YOU are going to be there for her wedding.
  • Raven: And If I refuse?
  • Tai: Remember our first date?
  • Raven: *Raven couldn't help but smirked.* Hmm, How could I forget.
  • Tai: Well it will be like that. *Tai smirked back as her walked up to Raven blocking her against the bar with his arms as his smirk disappears.* Except it won't end the same way.
  • Raven: *At this Raven's smirk only grew at her ex's words as she waves at the bartender.* Take the rest of the night Leo and put the damages on Qrow's tab... And bring us a bottle of the good stuff.
  • ~~~
  • Ruby: Yang, why did you make me try on those stupid heels if we aren't going to be wearing for you big day? *Ruby whined as she and Yang returned home from their search for dresses.*
  • Yang: *Yang only laughed as she began to fish for her keys.* Hehehe, I did it only because you looked sooo cute. *She then found her keys, unlocked the door, and opening it as they enter.* Anyway, I want to spend time with my... baby... sis... *Yang began with a smile before trailing off dropping everything.*
  • Ruby: Yang? What is i-Oh my god. *Ruby gasp at the site before them.*
  • Tai: Hey girls. How was the dress hunting? *Tai smiled, holding an ice pack against his head with a bloody tissue up his nose.* Oh we also have a guest with us.
  • Raven: Wassup. *Raven said, sipping some coffee with a black eye and a band-aid on her forehead.*
My take on SnB:VS Episode 17 THE PUREST FKCNG CHARININA FKCNG SHTPOST TRASHPOST IN THIS ENTIRE PLANET VERY VERY VEEEEEEERY LONG, FKNG LONGER THAN EPISODE 13 BTCH

Warning this contains swearing, rage, excessive amounts of fangirling and tears, you have been warned.

FIRST OFF, MY FCKNG HEART FCK SAKES HELP ME!!! MY FKNG HEART CAN’T FKCNG TAKE IT. KILL ME NOW BECAUSE I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER BE THIS HAPPY HOLY SHT.

OK BTCH, I’M FKCNG WARNING YOU NOW, YOU’RE ABOUT TO GO UNDER 267 SCREENSHOTS IN ONE EPISODE, THIS TOOK ME FKNG HOURS TO MAKE TO I’M DEF WARNING YOU NOW THIS SHTPOST IS GOING TO BE EXTRA FKNG LONG. EXTRA CAUSE IMMA TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT THE FCK HAPPENED TO ME AS I WAS FKNG WATCHING THIS AND MY FCKNG THOUGHTS ABOUT IT TOO. FCKNG HELL.

Okay to start It all off we go to the castle.

First of all btch is fck you you black knight piece of sht.

Look at how his eye fkng twitched (btch if I knew how to make gif I swear all my takes would be in gifs, well some of it cause some photos need to be stared upon) YOU DON’T GO MESSIN AROUND WITH MAH GIRL FKC YEAH!

YEAH CHARI! FKNG GLARE AT THAT BTCH MOTHERFKER

FCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FCK. Btch lemme tell you the story of what happened on this very moment. Look hunty I don’t curse (whaaat?) Yeah, I don’t, like that’s the reason why all my curse words are missing letters or are misspelled but lemme tell you when I fkng saw this shit I whispered to Sofiel and the other gods ‘fuck’ in the most ungraceful manner known to man.

But btch lemme tell you I aint the only one who fckng got shocked by this, my fckng phone refused to listen to Chari’s bullsht that it fkng disconnected my headset from my fkcng phone, and I aint joking btch like at this exact moment my phone decided to fck Chari’s bullsht and disconnected it and it added to my panic and frustration. Like btch I literally jumped out of my bed both cursing Chari and panicking over my headset like that thing cost me a fortune! So when I started playing just music btch it wouldn’t work I was so fkcng stressed that I got my backup headset which was waaaay awful and tried to restart my phone. What happened next? Looks like my phone needed to breath like me because the btch couldn’t handle Charioce’s bullsht that I had to reboot it, fkc if only the same goes for me and then next thing I know it was perfectly fine. Btch I was searching up for my headset’s warranty cause girl I CANNOT afford a new one.

Alright so here we are going back to ye ol episode and fck I still can’t get over Charioce’s bullsht.

So then as if I wasn’t on the verge of killing someone this fkcng a**hole was the first thing I saw and btch I was PISSED. Like fck you btch you fkng a**hole.

NO THERE IS NOTHING YOU NEED TO FKCNG LEARN ABOUT FCK YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE FKCNG EARTH! GO DIE YOU PIECE OF SHT.

When Chari says none Chari says fckng none! (Hold up, Chari looks sad here… oh gods, did you just say that out of professionalism? Kinglinism?)

Oh don’t you back sass me motherfkcer! I swear to Sofiel and the gods I hate you. Dumb piece of sht fck you.

Good Christ I’m sorry, Lord forgive my words because it’s about to get much worse…

Speaking of btches to be fkced fkc you too Gabriel, I know you’re hiding something you piece of sht btch and I aint trusting you! Not one second! You can die for all I care, I wish Michael was the one alive and you died hell make Sofiel the ruler since she cares for others way more than you do! Screw you for what you did to El. You deserve to be run away from.

Break for Rita appreciation time: damn gurl is looking fierce!

We bring you this commercial by Favaro Leone, look at them muscles let’s appreciate that hunk.

Commercial over.

In this scene the gang was all talking sht about Chari (well not really they were discussing this and that oh you fkng know) and YEAH NINA POUT AT EM GIRL, although I still am fkcng pissed about what that Chari said, POUT AT EM.

As you can see my baby girl aint having none of that sht.

In this scene we see Jeanne jumping off of heaven, that sounds weird but okay.

I still lowkey ship it since I highkey ship JeanAzel (although Azazel wasn’t in no how in this episode) but damn look at them, Sofiel as a woman I am VERY JEALOUS of your body.

AWWW!! Nina you look cute in blue hair!! You look fine girl! But still Chari would know you from a mile away.

So Nina went out to search for some intel and I love the scenes where she was running around the place cause it reminded me of the earlier episodes where sht hasn’t gone down and rained upon all of them.

Hmm I wonder where she’s off-

OH. MY. GOD.

YEAH NINA FKNG REPRESENT MY SHOCK RIGHT NOW!

I seriously thought they wouldn’t see each other yet and maybe one episode more but oh my god I am not complaining.

ALL YALL ALREADY KNOW THIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE MY FKNG FANGIRL GEAR KICKED IN AND I SWEAR I FKNG SCREEMED WHEN I SAW THEM.

Sneeky sneeky~

A-sneeky sneeky peeky

OH MY GOD YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE GUMDROP, YOU PRECIOUS SMOL LITTLE CINNAMON BUN. YOU LOOK SO OH MY GOD IN THIS (yes you look so omg is now a thing suck it up)

Hmm this is probably his mother’s grave since most villains start with mommy daddy issues and since his dad’s a dck this is probably his mother’s.

Yaaaaaas Nina, yaaaaaaa!!!! Represent my shock right now and fangirliness at the same fkcng time!

Yaaaaaas Nina, yaaaaaaa!!!! Represent my shock right now and fangirliness at the same fkcng time!

Me: *fangirling*

Nina: DAFAQ SHOULD I DO!?

Me: *laughs like a madman* This is so me rn

Come on, do something!

Yes…. YES.

OMG YES! FKNG YES! YES YES YES YES YEEEES!!!!

Sup btch XD what an entrance Nina, bravo!

Nina be like: oh sht

Chari be like: oh yeah.

You two are fkng adorable I swear I would die. I mean I still haven’t completely forgotten what you said Chari but we’re getting there.

I swear Nina no one will take you seriously looking like that I swear to Sofiel. Still though, cute.

My confused little sonofabtch

Look how my confused sonofabtch smiled like ugh my heart, I swear the way he smiled at Nina is so damn precious.

Sure Chari baby go along with her ruse.

It’s his mom, 100 percent sure of it. And thank you Nina for asking the questions we’ve been asking long ago.

I (and a lot of other people too) FKNG CALLED IT!

Why are you so shocked Nina? (I laughed at this moment because of Nina’s shock)

JINX! JINX YA CHARI! JINX (monsoon)

Me: Sure you aint but I called it. BUT LOOK HE’S COMING CLOSER!

YAAAAASSSS FINALLY THE BACK STORY WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

Aww… YOU POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL! //slapped// (I’m willing to bet some of you sang that)

Nina: *cries on the inside*

Me: *at the edge of my seat err bed*

Did she hope that at least YOU would have a great life?

Oh I guess not…

I’m willing to bet an arm, a leg and a brother that he’s planning to revive her, or at least that’s what he wanted from the gods. Like his wish was for her to come back to life.

YOU BOTH HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON //slapped//

THAT FKCNG ‘Chari’s special smile for Nina’ smile is getting me holy sht I have a feeling that this episode is gonna ba waaaay better than 6 and 13!

That smile is so precious I cannot.

Me: HE’S CLOSER!!

Me: CLOSER!

YAAAASSSSSSS HELLO!!!! Oh sorry, ehem. So his name WAS Chris, aww I didn’t know Chari gave his real name to Nina! Omg that is so ngggghh.

Awww *insert that child wiping a character’s tears from the tv but eplace it with Chari*

Hahaha he’s still playing by her game

Come one, we all know that you both know who each other is.

Me: Yes… And?

Me: THIS IS MORE THAN PERFECT YOU LITTLE SONOFABTCH! YAAAASSSSS DATE NUMBER 2 IS ON BABY!

I love how Nina is like, oh… okay.

Oh mah gawd my precious children, mi preciozo. This brings back sooooo many memories!!! I love it I can die.

Oh don’t you be so awkward child, I mean I know you have a lot of things going on in that pretty little head of yours but… okay you have all the reason to be awkward.

Yes, yes he does.

He was playing your game, a ruse love.

Look at mah little baby looking at merch as if he was stroling disney land (by this point I’ve forgotten about what he said at the beginning)

So my baby bought something like a charm or whatnot and Nina’s telling him off but then LOOK. HE TOUCHED HER AND SHE WAS LIKE OH OKAY AND DIDN’T TURN INTO A DRAGON. I try to notice every detail when it comes to these two.

See?! Oh… OKAY. Nina’s always on the okay when it comes to her baby king.

Uh oh…

Uh oh, people are staring Chari…

Now what do we have here…

Me: *shrugs*

Me: Little demon babies?

Me: Wait…

OMG BABY CHARI WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

Yeah Nina, WHAT?

Woah…

WOAH.

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH DID YOU REALLY JUST… OMG THESE SWEET DEMON BABIES LOVE YOU CHARI

These demon babies are precious, all children are precious *cries*

THEY LOVE YOU CHARI THEY LOVE YOU OMG THESE SWEET DEMON BABIES ARE SO PRECIOUS.

I SWEAR

I FKCNG SWEAR IF THIS ISN’T A FORESHADOWING OF MAMA NINA BEING STRICT AND PAPA CHARI BEING LENIENT WITH THEIR KIDS I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior what is this perfection? I swear God thank you for this beautiful blessing you have bestowed upon human kind.

Look at him… LOOK AT HIM, OH SO PRECIOUS, OH SO BEAUTIFUL OH SO PRECIOUS *cries for the nth time*

Me: Huehuehue Nina go get em Chari meat

Nina: NO! MUST RESIST TEMPTATION!

Nine: Don’t fantasize about him, DON’T FANTASIZE ABOUT HIM.

Future dragon babies: Yeah mom! Come join us!

Future dragon babies: Yeah come play with us mom!

Nina: Alright, mom’s coming! *sees the skull*

Nina: CHRIS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LETTING OUR CHILDREN PLAY WITH?!

Future dragon babies: Aww mom broke the skull of daddy’s enemy.

Charioce: Fear not my children, I know how to fix our problem.

Me and Nina: *staring*

Charioce: Let me be hot for a bit so your mom gets turned on.

(I’m laughing at my own stupidity, all hail future dragon babies!)

Charioce: I told you I’ve got this.

Let me point out again that all children are precious <3

Charioce: See? Dad’s bouncy ball is better than before!

Nina: *pouts cause her children went back to playing*

Nina: Really, Chris? Really?

Charioce: It’s okay, look. They’re having fun. *smiles all daddy like*

I swear these two look like a married couple. I swear if this isn’t foreshadowing I swear…

Charioce you sly sonofabtch, cheeky bastard.

We all do Nina, we all do.

I love how Charioce is juat smiling.

Oh…

Oh my god…

OH MY GOD!!!!!

OH MY FKNG SOFIEL THIS IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER LIKE OH MY GOD LIKE

Charioce: Relax, they’re kids. They should have fun.

Just do it Nina, just fkng kiss already (was my thoughts and then omg)

I love these two to deth no joke.

Ahhh so Chari is being watched…. Well I should’ve know he wouldn’t step out of his castle without any guards following him.

Lemme guess, it’s that black knight piece of sht again, that little a**hole.

No Nina, those are actually us crazy shippers who are secretly stalking and taking photos of you

Omg.

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE HOW PERFECT NINA’S HAND FITS INTO CHARIOCE’S? THIS BRINGS ME ANATAE FESTIVAL MEMORIES REALNESS!

ELOPE!!!! ELOPE!!!! FKCNG LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND AND ELOPE!!!!

RUN MY BABIES, RUN! RUN FOR YOUR FUTURE!!!

I really love these two shot, I don’t know why but I love it. Aesthetically pleasing?

I don’t know, but maybe it’s the way Chari pulls Nina that is so cliché animesque but I really love it, all their interactions in general. Hm maybe it’s because it’s this cliché of royalty running away from guards bit? Who knows.

Woah when Charioce said let’s lose them they really did actually loose them (maybe) like this looks waaay away from the place where they were.

Me when this very moment was shown: OMG THIS IS THE PERFECT PLACE FOR A CONFESSION!!!

I laughed at this scene because Charioce is all tired and sht while Nina I just chill wahahahaha

*sexy music plays in the background*

I legit thought Charioce was going to take his shirt off when he started roling his sleeves.

Charioce is hot. Just saying.

Oh my gosh that is so anime, like that sweat effect is so anime XD

Uh oh…

Nina, Imma stop you right there. What is in yo mind girl?

I was legit thinking at this moment that Nina was going to try and steal the bracelet from Chari.

Like look, it looks like she was set to get that bracelet so that was what I thought!

Little I did I know that this would be the start of the best moments in anime history, like I was screaming “CONFESS” in my head while watching this and little did I know what was going to happen.

AS WELL ALL DO.

My inner fangirl was slowly ascending to heaven at this point

And your baby

Yes that was what this whole thing was about

A moment of silence.

DAWWWWWWW *dies*

*fangirls at the memory*

I felt really sad for Nina at that time because she was so confused and somewhat hurt too by the fact that he’s hated by everyone

This is so sweet, I absolutely love it.

Yeah girl! Be determined! I am so rooting for you!

There’s that moment of silence again.

Chari baby I can feel your inner conflict all the way from here.

Still willing to bet that arm, leg and brother that what he wants to do is ressurect his mother (unless he wants to be all Code Geass and say that he wants the world to unite against one common enemy)

QUIT ADDING MYSTERY TO THE DRAMA CHARI!

Me: *shuts up for a moment*

Oh no… just what the hell man. That arm, leg and brother bet is still on if you like.

Pretty bad one if I do say so myself.

Me: *silent*

That’s so very kingly.

I’m sorry man but the mommy issues man. Next thing I know they’ll be an alchemy circle there and OMG WHAT IF THE PRICE ISN’T AN ARM, A LEG AND A BROTHER BUT INSTEAD AN EYE, AN ARM AND HIS EMOTIONS? OMGGGG LET’S GET FULL METAL UP IN THIS SHT!

Me: *okay me is silent again*

Oh my god, did he just… OH MY GOD (at that very moment I screamed to the heavens and my mom literally shouted at me to shut up and when I did my head almost exploded)

OH MY GOD, I’M FKNG FANGIRLING TO THE DEPTHS OF THE SEA, LIKE MY PILLOW COULDN’T EVEN HOLD THE SCREAMS I WAS RELEASING.

OH MY GOD THE CONVICTIONS! NINA OH MY GOD YOU LOOK SO READY TO JUMP HIM OH MY GOD!!!

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god

Oh my god (look at Nina she so pretty in this frame)

Lemme tell you something real quick girl, at this very moment I had to pause because tears were coming down my face for real. I sent a photo to my friend about how much I was crying and when I paused did I only realize that I was holding my breath in. Btch that’s some good sht anime right there.

Even now my breath stops whenever I look at it.

Shocked Chari is shookt (I’m tearing up as I write this)

Don’t think about your inner conflicts Chari, just don’t.

Oh gods

Oh gods, Nina’s crying now I’m crying *cries*

This looks so fkcng perfect that I can’t my heart can’t handle this intensity.

OH MY GOD THIS IS IT OH MY GOD THE CONFESSION I’VE BEEN LONGING FOR

Oh god

Oh god

Oh my lord oh my stars

Jesus Christ this is beautiful, I love these two so much that I would die for them.

All I can say is oh god and smile all tearfully.

*smiles*

That fkng smile *cries*

Oh gods wait, I know where this is going to oh my god oh my god oh my god

Oh god

Oh gods, oh gods

Oh my god you’re both so precious….

Me at the very moment this was shown: *GASP* *pause* oh my god oh my god oh my god *plays*

OH MY FKNG GOD!!!!!! HOLY SHT OH MY GOD MOM!!!! MOM!!! HELP!!! 911!!! AMBULANCE OH MY GOD!!! OH MY FKNG GOD JESUS CHRIST SAVE ME FROM DEATH BECAUSE I AM DYING RIGHT NOW LORD GOD THIS IS AMAZING THIS IS WHAT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE’S PURPOSE IS THIS IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT OH MY GOD FATHER IN HEAVEN HOLY BE YOUR NAME I THANK THEE FOR THIS BLESSING MY FATHER!!

This is beyond perfection, this is so Romeo and Juliet like, like what the fck a tale of love and ruin oh my god. My heart can’t take this intensity holy sht

Wow just wow, like the way Charioce tightens the hug more as if he doesn’t want to let Nina go oh god wow such amazing detail to everything.

This is beyond amazing, this was so worth the wait… wow just wow oh god wow, I am speechless man just wow.

Fck man that hug… that kiss, like the more you zoom in the more you can feel the intensity

She’s not turning into a dragon *cries in happiness*

See? Even she get shocked!

They’re both so shocked *smiles to the point that my face gets ripped*

The emotions are so raw that I can’t…

Nina? Nina? Where are you going?!

To be honest I was legit thinking she was going to run away thinking that it was wrong and bad that she was doing this with the enemy like those anime cliches and I actually panicked for a bit.

See? Even Chari is confused.

Uh… Nina?

Ninaaaa? (legit confused)

Uh…

Woah!!!! WOAH!!!

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH EVEN MORE!!!

Woooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.

Somewhere deep in Chari’s mind: Was I that bad a kisser?

Woah wait, no way.

She turned back into a human! OMG this just proves what I said before that only Chari has the ability to turn Nina in and out of dragon form!

GOOD FOR YOU BABY NINA! GOOD FOR YOU!

Huehuehuehue, Also I love how Nina is fangirling over her own kiss. So precious.

What I am concerned about it that this is the second time Charioce has seen you naked, what a winner that man is.

His smile

Oh my god his smile

This is legit the most love filled smile Charioce has ever dawned on his face like if you look at his you can’t even recognize him, that’s how sweet and in love this smile is. (this is how my smile looks for the entire episode, not as good thought but still)

Ladies and gentlemen we all know that Charioce is into scales.

Dragon Nina looks fierce!!!

Somewhere deep in Charioce’s mind: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

Look, all yall be honesty with me. I aint the only btch who thought AND shouted

“HE’S RIDING HER!”

Don’t you be lying to be when you didn’t think that up cause I swear you be lyin

Now I have a million photos of Charioce riding Nina *lenny face* but I’ll make a separate post for that cause this sht is long as hell already

I love how happy Charioce looks as he flies with Nina like look at him

This one is my favorite Chari smile next to the one in the cave

People say he looks kinda condescending in this but don’t be fooled honey it’s just his eyebrows.

Ah perfect moonlight

Ugh this again.

Yeah girl! Be assertive!

Here we go again with the next times!

YEAH! WHEN?!

Chari what the fkc, you’re not too deep into the relationship yet and you’re already snapping at her? Not cool man.

See, you’ve given Nina the impression that you’re mad you dumb fck

What? *still pissed*

Why do I feel a bad undertone to this? Like there’s a bad omen somewhere? Is this why you snapped? Because you’re worried about something?

See how much Nina loves you? You snap at her and she fkcng smiles at you you dumb fkc

WAIT WHAT IS THAT?

Charioce you…

You sly sonofabtch you dumb fck so you bought this for her, I take it back you dumb fck.

Daww

DAAAAWWWWW (btw I LOVE how you look right now Chari XD)

DAAAAAAWWWWWWW

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! THIS ENTIRE EPISODE HAS JUST BEEN LOVE AND HAPPINESS AND JOY AND RAINBOWS!!!

Woah woah woah woah pause this sht I see that look on you face Chari, what the fck?

Chari why do you look like you’re in pain? What is going on? Why are you frowning? Why are you holding Nina as if it’s the last time you’ll see her? WHATTHE FCK IS WITH THAT FROWN?!

Hmmm should I make something out of this or naw? I’m going to leave this at that for now…

Nina you cute litte dragon lady you oh my god

Daww that nice little charm!

Fanservice plus fangirlservice both in one frame, of course.

HAIL HIT//slapped// I find this very cute shut up

And there she goes, off into the night.

Ah Chari, you must be so happy to have finally

WHAT. THE. FCK. OH NO, OH NO NO NO NO NO. YOU FKNG OH MY GOD CHARIOCE FKC!!! CHARIOCE I SWEAR IF YOU BECOME THE FKCNG A**HOLE THOSE MOTHERFCKERS WANTED YOU TO BE AND USE NINA NOW THAT YOU’VE GOTTEN HER I FKCNG SWEAR A HATE BLOG ISN’T THE ONLY THING YOU’VE GOT COMING.

OH MY GOD NO CHARIOCE, DON’T TELL ME YOU’VE PLANNED THIS ENTIRE THING FROM THE VERY NO… No that can’t be, he didn’t know that Nina was a dragon before and then he can’t control her transformation now since Nina can do it on her own then what the fck is with that look what is you deal?! Oh gods no, please don’t be the a** the antis want you to be good god please don’t let this be a pretend for you gods please Chari DON’T BE A DCK! Good god Chari no, please don’t be that!

Chacioce Chris I swear don’t you be an a**! Don’t you be a- oh there’s more in the end…

THE FCK?! YOU AGAIN YOU FKCNG BULLSHT MOTHERFKCER! WHAT? SPELL? THE FCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? OH MY GOD!!!

WHAT IF CHARIOCE LOOKS LIKE THAT BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS OLD FCKNG GIMP IS TRYING TO KILL HIS DRAGON WIFE HOLY SHT THIS MAKES A LOT OF SENSE NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT!

Dude I would think wrong about Charioce looking like that in the final frame since he just finished being all lovey-dovey with Nina and then he looks like that as if the moments weren’t sincere but since they showed this last part of the gimp and then going back to his eye twitching when this fkcer said he would kill Nina it all makes sense that he would look like that cause his baby girl is in serious deep sht.

Hold up before I forget, I HOPE YOU FCKNG DIE MOTHER FCKER! I SWEAR YOU PIECE OF SHT JUST GO DIE IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE AND NEVER RETURN FCKNG HELL YOU GIMP!

Anyway I still don’t know why Chari said kill on sight, maybe, as I said, out  of professionalism where he has to act kingly and not let his emotions take over but dam son if after this day will you still say that you’ll let this fkcng gimp kill her? I can tell why you look pissed as fck since I wouldn’t want that either.

Still I don’t know, I’m confused but my heart is secured that all of it was real and sincere and this is actually Charioce getting mad about that onyx knight wanting to kill Nina. In fact my heart thinks this is him finally making a decision that he would keep Nina safe, that he finally made a conclusion for himself and would take action on it. Yeah because Mappa wouldn’t show us that last clip of gimpy saying Chari is under a spell unless it meant something right? The way he looked back didn’t come off as a ‘I’ve got her in my trap’ kind of look but instead ‘I won’t let anything hurt her’. Yeah, as I rewatch and analyze that’s how it looked like.

There’s a little bit of doubt but my heart is secured on this ship and as I have said before, unless Mappa makes Charioce into the dck antis wanted him to be then I’ll ship it to the ends of the earth and fight for it and if he does turn into a D I’ll start the hate thread.

Anyway anyway, here are my thoughts for this week’s episode. This was intense as sht and I am sorry for all the misspelled words and all the nonsense, this took me HOURS to finish but I’m happy about how it turned out. Again sorry about the errors since I didn’t have enough time to proof read it. Still I hope you enjoyed!

These are my thoughts, feel free to reblog or comment and if you have any questions you’d like my insight on feel free to ask!

I hope you enjoyed and here’s to another week of suffering!

(Kudos to tumblr for taking 200plus photos into one post and kudos to you for finishing this)

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Thank you so much for all the sweet messages! 

Also so close to 1k so thank you all so much for that! Message me anytime if you have questions or anything! 

Rap Monster: Namjoon loves the fact you are a plus size model. He would always cheer you on, have his favorite photo of you in his wallet and as his phone background. He would make sure you always felt comfortable about yourself around him as well. 

“My baby is beautiful. I couldn’t be more in love that I am right now.” 

Suga: Suga is very tiny but he is also the type of guy to not notice things such as weight or height. He loved that you were a model. He loves to show your photos of you to everyone and tell them you’re his girl. 

“Look how cute she is? Wow I’m so lucky.”

Jin: Jin is the type of guy who would want to show you off all the time. He would always make sure people knew you were his. He’d also love going to your shoots and seeing the action behind the picture.

“Beautiful. That is all I have to say.” “She’s so talented. Like me. We’re both pretty beautiful.” 

J-Hope: He loves everything about you and your modeling career. He would be extra and always post about you on social media saying how much he loves you and how good you look.

“Look at my baby GO! SHE IS AMAZING!” 

Taehyung: *Writes a strongly worded letter to Gucci about how they need to hire you*

Jimin: He would get all nervous when he saw a new photo shoot of yours. He loves that you are a model but he also gets a little scared because of how beautiful you are to him. 

“You still love me right? Like you’re mine?”

Jungkook: Just like Jimin, he gets all flustered whenever he sees a picture or goes to one of your shoots. He can’t believe he has such a beautiful plus size model girlfriend. He’s do lowkey things like tell people you’re his or just ask the person if they think you’re pretty. 

“See her? Yeah that’s my girlfriend.” “Oh her? She’s so hot. Yeah and she’s my girlfriend.” 

anonymous asked:

How would the members react if they saw their girlfriend playing outside in the rain with only shorts and a tank top on? /gif reaction/ Thank you~~

shownu

“Ah, she’s too cute for me to lecture right now.”

wonho

/cheekily/

“Let me come join you, we can dance together.”

minhyuk

*oh my god, does she realize her shirt is see through right now?*

kihyun

/sighs as he looks at you from inside/

“She’s going to get sick again.”

hyungwon

/subtly checks you out/

“Is she not cold?”

jooheon

/worried about you/

“Come inside baby girl, you’re gonna get sick.”

i.m

/calls out to you/

“I’ll be in the upstairs bathroom when you’re ready for that shower.”

I LOVE DRUNK ME - BUCKY BARNES

(A/N): So, I wrote this shit. Yeah, I know I can do better but I was in a mood for a one-shot that sux. Anyway, I might do part 2 but I’m not sure yet. 

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Summary:  (Y/N) got drunk and said her secrets to the one and only Bucky Barnes - the man she had a crush on.

Warning: humor, alcohol, language

Words: 1700+

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Originally posted by natpekis

I LOVE DRUNK ME – BUCKY BARNES

It was rare when the team saw (Y/N) drunk. Most of the time, she would have a wine or two, not risking getting wasted or in any funny mood. This time, it was different.

The best hits of the 80’s were heard in the whole room while the guests were drinking and dancing. It was Tony’s idea to have a themed party. It was for the two White Walkers as he liked to call Steve and Bucky. Of course, he had invited as many people as possible.

Natasha was sitting at the bar with Clint and Bruce, sipping a drink and talking about Clint’s family. All of them wore colorful clothes that perfectly represented the 80’s fashion. The redhead even helped the two soldiers to put on something appropriate.

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