my baby dave

  • Sodapop: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
  • Steve: That's not how cookies work.
  • Sodapop: FLOOR IT?
  • Steve: NO.
  • Sodapop: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?
  • Steve: Sodapop, you're going to burn the house down
  • Steve: Sodapop, please

*blinds you with over-saturated striders*


the last squared sprites ; Solroxysprite, Soldavesprite, Damabornsprite, Neproxysprite, Vrisroxysprite, Teradiasprite and Fefrezisprite :0

[part one]

goodnight 💫 i know i haven’t done one of these in a while. i’m going to clean my room tomorrow because I cannot write in this sort of environment.
yes, you heard that write (get it? write? like right? never mind) i’ll be writing again tomorrow.
i can’t say for sure what i’ll be writing but i think I’m going to come up with a system.
anyways, today has been long but we got through it together! let’s all take a deep breath, relax, get some rest, and take on tomorrow together! let’s do this! i love you all!

(edit 11:54 pm: okay I’m about to go to bed I promise but I put really good smelling lotion on my legs and I shaved earlier so my legs are e x t r a smooth and I love it
okay goodnight for real now 💫)