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An Escort’s Favorite Products and Their Hoe Uses

For those that have asked about my self-care regimen, here are my favorite products and their uses! I’ll definitely update this as I get more escorting experience and my product selection grows. 


I have sensitive, weird skin. I’m allergic to almost all BBW products. Here are the things I love! 

  • Aloe Vera Baby Oil - Shaving the cooch
  • Tend Skin - Prevents razor burn after shaving the cooch
  • Neutrogena Body Clear Scrub - Exfoliates and gets rid of random bumps
  • Aveeno Therapeutic Shave Gel - For a soft, super close shave on your legs
  • Lollia Perfumed Shower Gel - All of their scents smell amazing and they leave behind a muted scent. Plus, it’s very thick so a little bit goes a long way. Seriously, a quarter sized dollop is enough to get foamy suds over your entire body!
  • Lollia Hand Creme - Will give you the smoothest, softest hands ever. Especially important for touching wieners. 
  • Intimore Intimate Wash - My favorite wash for cleaning the vag. ALL of their varieties are safe for sensitive skin and they have great uses. The Therapeutic wash is great if you’ve been fucked raw. Very soothing!
  • Lush Sugar Scrub - Great for exfoliating, it leaves your skin very bright and radiant and it is supposed to reduce the appearance of cellulite!
  • Nip + Fab Glycolic Fix Extreme Pads - I use these to get rid of weird bumps or razor burn on my legs after shaving. Will literally clear up those weird clear bumps that aren’t quite whiteheads or pimples. 
  • Kiehl’s Soy Milk & Honey Whipped Body Butter - Will leave your entire body smoother than a baby’s butt and the scent is very light. Super hydrating. I use this every night after a hot bath. I also use this to moisturize my cooch. YES, YOU CAN AND SHOULD MOISTURIZE YOUR COOCH. It’s okay! Try it!
  • Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs - It’s like foundation for your legs! It comes in either a squeeze bottle or mist. I use the squeeze bottle more because the mist WILL STAIN your bathroom tile or toilet, if you prop your leg on it to spray. 
  • St. Tropez Express Bronzing Mousse with Mitt - I used this for the first time last night because my spray tan was wearing off. It gives a really natural tan and you only have to leave it on 1-3 hours, depending on how dark you want to go, before rinsing! I left mine on for a little less than two hours and I have a nice, NATURAL looking tan glow! 


I’m a light ashy blonde with frizzy, unmanageable hair. Here are my top picks for products. 

  • Batiste Dry Shampoo - Absolute BEST dry shampoo and it’s super affordable. Very fine powder. It comes in a bunch of varities, I like the sleek and shine the most. 
  • AG Hair Cosmetics Sterling Silver Shampoo - Great purple shampoo for blondes. 
  • Davines Alchemic Conditioner - They have different formulas for different hair colors. I use the purple conditioner for blondes and it’s a great purple mask that tones and deep conditions. 
  • Kerastase Shampoo & Conditioner - Comes in a ton of varities. I use the ones for damaged hair and frizzy hair. BEST shampoo and conditioners I have ever used. It doesn’t take much product and every product does what it says it will. 
  • Kerastase Fluidissime Blow Dry Spray - For frizzy or curly hair. It gives heat protection, shine and smoothness. I use this when I want my hair to be super straight or I want to style it after blow drying. 
  • Kerastase L’ncroyable Blow Dry - Most amazing blow dry lotion ever. Seriously. Now my most used product. 
  • Kerastase Ciment Thermique - Protecting blow dry lotion for damaged/colored hair. 
  • Davines Melu Serum - For disguising split ends. Also adds shine. 
  • Davines Minu Mask - Illuminating hair mask used to add back shine and dimension
  • Carol’s Daughter Monoi Mask - Great for softness and hydration. Smells amazing. Probably my favorite mask. 
  • Kerastase Masqueintense - Second favorite hair mask. It’s ultra smoothing and revitalizes your hair. 
  • Kerastase Elixir Ultime - Great hair oil! Lighter than Morrocanoil with the same benefits, though the smell isn’t as nice. 
  • Shu Uemura Straight Forward - Great blowdry spray oil. It really does cut down the amount of time it takes to blow out your hair. I use this with the Kerastase Incredible Blowdy. 

Skin Care

I have sensitive, combination skin. I used to get random hormonal acne. 

  • Glamglow ThirstyMud - Great for hydration and smells amazing. You can use it as rinse off or a sleeping mask.
  • Glamglow Flashmud - Brightening, revitalizing mask. I use this on my butt to help get rid of a few blemish scars. No, I am not joking. Yes, it is actually working. 
  • Glamglow Thirstycleanse - Amazing mud cleanser for whenever my skin is feeling a little dry or needs some nourishment. 
  • Glamglow Supercleanse - My favorite cleanser ever. It’s a mud-oil dual pump and it takes off every BIT of make up and keeps your skin super clear! Plus, it’s not drying!
  • Peter Thomas Roth BHA 2% Acne Wash - For if I feel a breakout coming on. One bottle will likely last you over a year. 
  • Peter Thomas Roth Blemish Buffing Beads - Great for body acne.
  • Glamglow Fizzy Lip - Great exfoliating lip scrub, plus you get twice as much product as most other lip scrubs. 
  • Glamglow Wet Lip - Intense softening lip treatment. You should definitely be using both of these to get seductive, soft, kissable lips! 
  • Sunday Riley Luna Sleeping Oil - I use this at night before bed. It’s anti-aging, moisturizing, clarifying, fights wrinkles and reduces pore size. 
  • Sunday Riley Good Genes Serum - I use this in the morning and it makes my skin look superb. Best skin product I’ve ever had. It brightens, exfoliates, gives radiance and evens out hyperpigmentation. 
  • Clarins HydraQuench Intensive Serum Bi-Phase - I use this serum as my moisturizer and it keeps my skin super nourished! It doesn’t clog up your pores and hydrates your dry areas. Definitely the best moisturizer I’ve ever used.

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Okay it’s time for me to rant about Yuuri again!!!!! Listen, usually my sweet baby refers to himself with the Japanese pronoun 僕 (boku) which is a typical masculine way of referring to oneself. Most young men in Japan use that or 僕 (ore). He uses boku right here:

However, when he goes out to perform Eros, he changes up his personal pronouns, which is very unusual in Japan.

What Yuuri said here was 私の踊りはだれのため (watashi no odori wa dare no tame). This means pretty literally “for whom is my dance?”, but the important detail is that Yuuri uses the pronoun 私 (watashi). Typically it’s used by women and men of higher positions. So this tips us off already that Yuuri isn’t just performing as his usual self.

This is further reinforced by this statement from Yuuri. He feels that the character of the “most beautiful woman in town” resonates more with him than trying to be the “playboy”. 

Now here is the first time that Yuuri is thinking to himself again after the “Who am I dancing for?” line. This time he uses あたし (atashi) which is a very feminine personal pronoun. Typically it’s used by younger women and is considered quite girly at times. He uses this pronoun again here:

He also says he’s “better than any other woman out there.” This is just my interpretation of those words but it seems to me like he’s grouping himself in with “women” and considering himself better. He’s truly become the character of “the most beautiful woman in town”. Another small detail I love is the way Yuuri’s voice rises higher in these thoughts as he uses a feminine personal pronoun. It was a wonderful acting choice on Toyonaga Toshiyuki’s part.

Anyone can interpret this any way of course. I simply thought that the translations lacked a bit of the nuance that was there in terms of personal pronoun usage (which is undoubtedly hard to translate eloquently). Take from this what you will and I will continue to keep my nonbinary Yuuri headcanons near and dear to my heart <3

Edit: I am not Japanese nor do I speak it fluently. I’ve been learning for a while now, but any native speakers please feel free to correct me if I’m wrong or made some assumption!


Hey guys!! So i had an idea earlier today to make a whole post dedicated to all of my favorite writings i’ve read this year (and i’ve read a lot) a lot of them really stuck with me, like honestly I think about most of these everyday and reference all of them because they were so good. So thank you to all these writers for making an impact on my life and making me the happiest girl while I read these. (Like honestly the amount of times ive screamed, cried, laughed, and fangirled while reading this is too much) (There’s more imagines i’ve read that ive loved but i cant find them anywhere so to the stories i love that aren’t mentioned, i love you)

Punishment / dom-joonie

Morning Baby / ohbabyitsbts

‘Till You Can’t Walk / kinkybangtan

The Way You Lick Your Lips / noonatrash

Don’t tease / exobtssmutimagination

Yes, Oppa / monstaccato

Good Morning, Jagi / dom-joonie

Needing You / schmudt

Guilty Pleasure / jungkxook

Dinner Games / exobtssmutimagination

Tease / btsmutimagines

Make Daddy Proud / sseudanym

What Goes Around Comes Around / lovingthekpoplife

Baby, Can I? / btssmutgalore

Forbidden / btssmutgalore

Lollipop / btssmutgalore

When Stars Cross / jungkxook

Jimin’s Wish / bangtans-baby

Nothing Better / seokvie

The Sweet On Your Lips / brajinian-bootaelift

I ScReAm / bxngtansmut

Christmas Kookie / kpopboysimagines

J-Hope / coffeewithbts (This isnt an imagine but it literally made me so happy i needed to share it.)

Hidden Encounters / kcriture

I Need You / drquinzelharleen

Car Seat Treat / btsxyou (I literally freaked out when i saw this because i remembered how shook i was reading this ugh i love it so much!!!!)

Buzz / floralseokjin

Overstimulation / tayegi

Possession / bngtanah

That Time Of The Month / tayegi

I’m Not A Kid / drquinzelharleen

Finding Love In The Club / hobiandzeloaremyhubbies

Blogs Mentioned :) :

@dom-joonie @ohbabyitsbts @kinkybangtan @noonatrash @exobtssmutimagination @monstaccato @schmudt @jungkxook @btsmutimagines @sseudanym @lovingthekpoplife @btssmutgalore @bangtans-baby @seokvie @brajinian-bootaelift @bxngtansmut @kpopboysimagines
@coffeewithbts @kcriture @drquinzelharleen @btsxyou @floralseokjin @tayegi @bngtanah @hobiandzeloaremyhubbies

9 tips to get your s*%# together

1. Get more sleep! No more falling asleep reading, or messing around on my phone. I’ve picked up this bad habit, and it is hard to break. It seems like I cant fall asleep now without checking out new lists on listverse, reading the news, or scrolling through Tumblr. I am also WAY guilty of exercising zero self control when it comes to recreational reading “one more page…one more chapter…” until its 0300 and I have to get up in a couple hours. I need to turn those electric devices off by 2230. 

2. Snooze less. This one sort of goes hand in hand with #1. I have ALOT  to do, I am supposed to get up at 0500 everyday and walk my fur-babies for an hour, then get ready and go on with my day. Lately, I have been snoozing my alarm until it wont snooze anymore. If I went to sleep when I am supposed to, I would probably have no trouble getting going on time. 

3. Using a 24 hour weekly schedule to record what you are actually doing with all of your time can be VERY eye opening. I need to be better about following through with my plans. I know how to manage my time, but lately I have been quite lax with the execution. Being better about this would help reduce stress, and increase productivity- both things that most students care about. 

4. Less T.V. During the semester I try not to watch more than 3 hours of T.V. per week. It is SO easy to get sucked in…GOT anyone? 

5. After a 4 hr lecture, 2 hr lab, and 8 hr shift at work I feel like going home, falling into my bed and passing out so that I can repeat the process the following day. If you wear makeup, washing it off before bed is HUGE. No matter how tired you are, just do it.

6. Prep- all kinds of prep makes life easier. meal prep, prepping what youre wearing, or taking with you the following day, etc. 

7. Set aside time to do stuff around the house everyday- do not let things pile up until your day off! Make a daily task list and check it off everyday.

8. Exercise for you and your pets. I have 3 big dogs, they need structured exercise, not just running around the dog park or in my yard. They each have a pack they carry and we (normally) walk every morning. Some mornings I may not feel motivated to get up for that 3 mile walk for myself, but I will do anything for my dogs well-being, so I’ll get my butt up and go. (Kinda off topic- but let me throw this out there, if you have pets, they need you. They depend on you to take care of them, to give them what they need. They do not just need food! Dogs need affection, discipline, and exercise. If you’re stressed because your dog is misbehaving- look at your own behavior.What does your pet need that you are not giving them? Dogs are not born bad, humans make them what they become. ((Just saying no pit bull was ever born a killer)) unbalanced dogs are bound to do things you dont want them to do. Large, high strung breeds, or working breeds are going to need more than a dachsund. Dont just love on your pets, also give them what they need. If you cant make enough time, or muster up enough patience to give them what they NEED, then you need to rethink your priorities, or your status as a pet owner. Dont be selfish, pets are not put on this earth for human amusement.) 

I also need more exercise than a walk, so I do indoor cycling 3x a week, interval/strength training 2x a week, and yoga at least 2x a week. 

9. If you enjoy getting your hair and nails done (or if you enjoy doing your own) then make time to do this. If these little things  make you feel good about yourself, then it is important, and not frivolous. 

**Sorry about the weird timing of the pet rant- it’s just one of those things that I feel so passionately about, and I feel like too many people dont give it enough thought. It is not just a pit thing, its a pet thing. My dogs are all pit mixes, and they are all mixed with a working breed,  they were all abused and rescued. One of them was used as a bait dog in a fighting ring a few miles away in Tuskegee. They have helped me through some of the toughtest times in my life, and I owe them to give them the best lives. I feel painfully passionate about treating animals the right way. To be quite honest, I tend to like animals more than most people. 

A Father’s Love

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Summary: Dean goes to a church with his baby boy and reminisces on what Y/N was like.

Word Count:  1160 (including lyrics)

Warnings: Angst, implications of character death, Slight Language, A bit of Fluff, Hope(?)

Author’s Note: Heyy guys!! So this is my entry for @jensen-jarpad‘s #Beca’s Christmas Challenge. My song was Little Drummer Boy. I hope you guys like it. I loved writing it!!! <3


The snow had built up high on the ground, making my boots sink a little as I trudged my way up the sidewalk, my eyes zeroed in on the tiffany glass that adorned the building. It was bitingly cold but I huddled the bundle of blankets closer to me and hunched my way against the wind.

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Evak things I’m hella on board with:

• eskimo kisses are definitely their ‘thing’ like it’s how they’re affectionate with each other without kissing or anything like that
• “That’s chill” yes this is also one of their many 'things’ idk I just love the idea of them saying this to each other all the time as like a way to just kinda calm each other down and just be like yeah everything’s alright I’m here its chill.
• n i c k n a m e s my last post goes into more detail about this but they definitely have super sappy and cute pet names for each other like Even likes calling Isak 'Issy’ and Isak likes calling Even 'Evy’ or 'baby’
•I feel like Even loves hugging Isak from behind. Like Isak will be standing with his friends waiting for Even to finish class or something and Even will just walk up behind him and wrap his arms around Isak from behind, tucking his chin into Isak’s neck and whispering 'halla’ into his ear and Isak will just tilt his head up and kiss Even gently with a smile on his face
• and that brings me to halla. Like we saw in the clip where Even is playing fifa with Linn and they say 'halla’ to each other but then Linn leaves and they say 'halla’ again. Idk I just feel like 'halla’ is almost kinda like a “sacred” word to them
•sharing clothes omg they’re one of those couples that by now just don’t even know if the specific article of clothing was originally Isaks or Evens that’s how much they share clothes. Like we know Isak has taken clothes from Eskild (i.e. that one jesus shirt) and so I can just see Even walking around the flat in a shirt and Eskild being all like lol wasn’t that mine? And Evens just like eh idk I found it in Isaks closet so. And the Boy Squad will give them so much shit for it, like they’ll be all like hey Isak wasn’t Even wearing that last Friday and Isak’ll just shrug like probably
•the heart emoji thing too, like they always end their messages with that. They’ll be planning dinner with the family or something and just like at the end one of them will say they have to go and the other will send a red heart and then the other will send it back and that’s how they end their conversation.

I could probably go on omg there’s just so many things I love about them.


♡ can we talk for a second about phil doing something to piss dan off so dan decides to ignore him all day. and when phil has dan pinned to the bed phil is BEGGING to make it up to dan.

♡ “let me make it up to you”

♡ “im sorry baby”

♡ “please stop ignoring me”

♡ “i can make you feel really good”

♡ “you wont regret forgiving me”

♡ his voice goes to a low mumble, almost inaudible.

♡ “want you in my mouth”

♡ “wanna taste you”

♡ at this point dan is a squirming mess but he still says no. that is until phil digs right into dans neck.

♡ hes kissing and nibbling at his collar bones, down to his chest when he looks up and sees dan smiling.

♡ “so?”

♡ dan pauses and wipes the smile right off of his face

♡ “no.”

♡ phil freezes. he then makes his way back up to dans face, and leans in real close to his ear.

♡ “dan, im sorry. i promise it wont happen again. please, PLEASE let me do this for you.”

♡ dan smirks and lifts his chin. at this point dan knows he has control, which doesnt happen very often, so he takes advantage of it. he knows phils ready to do absolutely anything for him.

♡ “blow me.”

♡ “dan, how many times to i have to apolog-”

♡ “no. i mean it. blow me. id like your mouth better around my cock instead of yapping in my ear.”

♡ and he does exactly that. in seconds phil is racing to yank dans jeans down and wrap his lips around dans tip. hes slow at first, licking small stripes over dans slit, and in one quick motion phils swallowing his cock whole. bobbing his head swiftly.

♡ dan cocks his head back lacing his fingers through phils hair, still moaning like the little bitch he is though.

♡ phils swirling his tongue and groaning around dan. after a few more swift movements dan is coming all over phils face, his breathing slightly hitched.

♡ “so… does this mean you forgive me?”

♡ “mhm… do you want me to-”

♡ “nonono thats fine, getting you off was privilege enough.”

Anonymous said:Dating Dally Winston would include??

A/N: I love Dally, he’s probably my favourite character from The Outsiders! I find that he’s pretty relatable as a character. Hahah, sorry for the gushing! Here is your imagine, anon. Please enjoy!

Not my gif. Gif credit goes to the amazing creators!

Dating Dallas Winston would include:

- Dealing with him punching every guy that looks and talks to you.

- Being protective over you.

- Sometimes walking you home at night.

- Not letting himself get super soft or whipped.

- Keeping up his reputation.

- Visiting him in jail.

- Learning not to scold him for breaking the the law.

- “It’s my way of life, baby.

- Dallas stealing things and giving them to you.

- “Is this stolen?

- “Maybe. Why do you care?

- You knowing how to fight well.

- You being the opposite of Dallas.

- Being a nice girl.

- When you get jumped, Dallas goes sick on anyone’s ass until he finds who hurt you.

- Putting up with Dallas’s mood swings.

- Putting up with Dallas’s terrible mood all around.

- Being the only one that Dallas really let’s his guard down with.

- Dallas teasing you and flirting with you all of the time.

-Getting annoyed when Dallas calls you a broad.

- You tending to be fiery and feisty when you’re mad.

- “Fiery huh? Just the way I like em’.

- Constantly having really big fights with Dallas.

- Going to Buck’s frequently.

- Meeting the gang and the gang getting protective of you.

- Learning how to smoke.

- Dallas laughing at you for choking to death when you smoke for the first time.

- Dallas getting you to break minor laws.

- “You’re getting more and more like me everyday.” he’d grin grimly.

- No one ever messing with you.

- Hearing tales of New York.

- Walking down the street with Dallas’s arm over your shoulder.

- “Are you talking to my girl?

- “Babe, who’s this punk?

- “Do you know who you’re messin’ with, punk?

- Him trying not to swear so much around you.

- Dally never saying I love you, but you know he does because he says things similar to it.

- “You know I care about you right?

- “What the hell were you thinkin’? Walkin’ around at this time of night when you could get jumped or killed?

- “You go straight to Pony’s house and don’t leave until I get there.

- “Touch her and you’re dead meat, buddy.

- “You’ve got some nerve making a hood jealous, baby.

- “Stay the night. You can’t walk home at this hour and I’m too drunk to get you back.

- Rough sex.

- Love bites.

- Putting up with Dallas’s reckless driving.

- Being uncomfortable with the fact that Dallas carries around a gun.

- “Relax babe, it ain’t loaded.

- Trying to fix him up when he’s busted up but he won’t let you.

- “Will you stop that? Now go on, get outta here!

- Everyone thinking that you could do so much better than Dallas.

- Tim Shepard always flirting with you to get under Dally’s skin.

- “I hate you, Dallas.

- “No, no you don’t.

- Him giving you a side glance whenever you get way too quiet.

- Supporting him at rodeos.

- Dallas not knowing what to say or do when you start crying.

- “Don’t do that.

- “What?

- “Don’t cry.

- “Does is make you uncomfortable? I can leave if you want.

- “Yes, and no don’t. Just calm down or somethin’. I don’t know!

- You cuddling into him and him just sitting or laying there a little uncomfortably before he wraps his arm around your shoulders.

- You talking too much and making him mad.

- You and Dallas always making up.

- Make up sex.

- Dallas buying you milkshakes or cokes.

- Dallas walking into your house uninvited.

- “You look cute.

- “Thanks.

- Dallas threatening people close to you.

- Dallas never trusting your friends.

- “I just don’t like em’.

- “That’s not a reason, Dallas.

- “Don’t tell me what’s a reason and what ain’t a reason, (Y/N). If I say they’re up to no good, trust me.

- “Are you saying that you care about me?

- “No…

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Christmas Baby

Request: Hi! I was wondering if you could write a Steve piece where his heavily pregnant wife (reader) goes into labor during the team Christmas party? Thanks so much! ☺️

Blog Tag: @frickin-bats

A/N: I am in no way an expert on birth, so if there is a glaring problem, please alert me to it. Thanks! This is my final Christmas imagine this year! Happy Hanukkah, Christmas, and Kwanza!

Warnings: Mild use of language.

Word Count Total: 780

Short Imagine #83

Title: Christmas Baby

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Alex suffers through so much that she blames herself for other people’s pain

“I knew this would happen”

-Everytime she is happy something goes to shit.
People around her for her entire life have gotten hurt. Alex doesn’t want Maggie to be one of them.
-Maggie has also been to hell and back to find solice in Alex danvers.
-My baby gay just needs her girlfriend to stay with her through her problems.

Maggie and Alex are perfect for each other. They have been through pain and suffering to find one another. They will find a way, together.

Baby boom

Pairing: Jikook / Kookmin; side MinTae (Taehyung x Minjae)

Warning: mpreg; teen pregnancy; mentions of abortion (law for minors based on how it works in my country) and giving a child to adoption; unfriendly parents (but not exactly in a extremely abusive way; NO PHYSICAL HARM but they do use some harsh words). So if any of this is a triggering topic for you don’t read.

For the sake of this story, teenagers mentioned are the same age (17). In my country you are legal at 18 and that’s how it goes in this fic, I’m not sure if it’s like this on onther places also… I kind of mixed things because in my country you can’t drive until you are legal (18) but in this fic they can drive being minors (17) so let’s just imagine they are allowed to drive since the age of 16 (I think it goes like this in the USA but not sure how it works). Does it even make sense? No? Yeah, a fucking mess I know, I’m sorry.

Also, you have to take in consideration that in this universe a boy getting pregnant is as common and normal as it is for a girl.

This story was a request from emery_ and also really long +26k words lmao I hope it’s not boring for you to read…

You can read it also on AFF

 This said, ENJOY!!! 

Jimin eyed the room around him carefully; the office was small, walls painted a light beige, white curtains covering the big window opposite the wall where all the diplomas where hanging. The mahogany desk in front of him big and spacious, maybe a bit out of proportions for such small room, but taking in consideration the amount of papers and folders scattered on it it made sense.

Jimin sighed, feeling the sensation of nausea creeping up at him once again. He grimaced, crossing his arm across his abdomen to make pressure on his stomach in hopes to dull a bit the weird sensation. He was nervous, but he knew the nausea wasn’t from that.

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Undeniable Chemistry

My 9 yr old godson wanted to watch TWD w/ me so bad last night but he got his ass in trouble and had to go to bed lol I love it so much that he feels obligated to watch it w/ me lol (my baby) watching it w/ him now and he said “So wait whos the black girl?” I say “Thats my favorite Michonne”. He goes “ok and the main guy Rick? Why do they keep looking at each other like that?” I told him “because baby thats the King and shes his queen”.💁🏾🙌🏾 This little boy gonna then say to me “It seems like before he makes a move he looks to her to make sure she agrees. Thats relationship goals”. 😂 If my 9 yr old godson who barely watches this show can feel the chemistry between these 2 idk what to tell yall lmao Richonne trash is the way of life now just get w/ it.

Sometimes I wonder why I wanted to be part of a community

I don’t understand some of you. I mean did you watch the episode until the very end? For one Red answered Lizzie’s “I wish my dad was here to see her grow up” with “he’d have loved to”. I mean… Red is standing right next to her? He is there to watch the baby grow up.

The other fact is: all the way back, when Garrick happened and Liz asked Red “are you my father?” He replied with? Correct, “No.” You all chose to believe this, so did I, because Red doesn’t lie to his Lizzie.

Now Red, under stress and pain after being tortured for a long time is being asked over and over again if he’s her father. And he goes “what do you want me to say. Yes.” Because he knew that Kirk wouldn’t have believed him otherwise, because he would’ve killed him right there. But you all now choose to believe that? Who cares if he lies to Kirk?

He. Does. Not. Lie. To. Lizzie.

On another note: James Spader is freaking amazing and I deeply adore this man. Watch his tv shows and movies, he doesn’t play daddy but instead loves to love, if you get me. Though strangely I’m alright with him being the baby’s daddy lol.

Cheers, I’m out.

“I Want To Break Free”

I want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
You’re so self satisfied I don’t need you
I’ve got to break free
God knows, God knows I want to break free.

I’ve fallen in love
I’ve fallen in love for the first time

And this time I know it’s for real
I’ve fallen in love, yeah
God knows, God knows I’ve fallen in love.

It’s strange but it’s true
I can’t get over the way you love me like you do
But I have to be sure
When I walk out that door
Oh how I want to be free, baby
Oh how I want to be free,
Oh how I want to break free.

But life still goes on
I can’t get used to, living without, living without,
Living without you by my side
I don’t want to live alone, hey
God knows, got to make it on my own
So baby can’t you see
I’ve got to break free.

I’ve got to break free
I want to break free, yeah
I want, I want, I want, I want to break free.

A song Jim loves. I wonder what it means…………………………………………….


a series of unlikely crossovers: