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fredrechid00  asked:

Can I get a having a child with Jungkook scenario thingy? Please and thank you 💕

hey stranger ahaha sorry this took so long man i am the worst ever ahh im sorry babe really

Originally posted by jeonjeons

Daddy Jeongguk!

  • okay so so so im really excited for this one because jungkook is one of the easiest members for me to write for personally (him and yoongi both)
  • so we are gonna talk about the first baby experience with jungkook!
  • jungkook reminds me of someone who would want to wit to have a kid like he would want to be with his significant other for a few years (like maybe five at least) before he takes that step in a relationship because kids are a big deal and he doesn’t want to just start a family with anyone you know?
  • he would also want to be a little older like whereas i can see taehyung having kids in his mid twenties, and jin having kids before thirty (just because he is older already) jeongguk would probably want to have his first kid when he’s closer to twenty-seven ish?
  • he seems like he has so much he wants to do with his life, and so much he wants to explore and try and having kids definitely limits your time and your ability to do things you want all the time
  • while the above scenario would be the ideal for jeongguk, i could also see him having a kid unexpectedly like that baby wasn’t planned at all and it just kinda happens like that could also be jeongguk cause i dont think he would actively try to not have kids?? does that make sense? he’s also young and impulsive and god knows how those two things work together
  • obviously with someone he really loved and trusted though obviously obviously not like some random girl oh my god
  • for this scenario we’re gonna say that it’s not the ideal situation like you guys have been dating long but he’s not really the family man yet oops (that’s more fun right?)
  • you two have talked about having kids before, but unlike jin and taehyung, it’s not anything jeongguk ever really seemed more than excited about?
  • like he thinks it would be nice to have a family but it’s not the top priority in his life and he’s not dying to be a parent?
  • it’s something you two might talk about when you can’t sleep but it’s not like an everyday topic with you two
  • that is until you start feeling like crap
  • and it’s not your usual sickness like wow i have a fever like no you feel as if your body is trying to murder itself from the inside out
  • and you think maybe it’s the flu?? it’s been awhile since you’ve gotten the flu so that seems like a valid option?
  • your main concern is that you’ve lost a crap ton of weight because you’ve been throwing up so much and you have no appetite and it’s just this big downwards spiral of hell and you can’t even go into work honestly it’s that bad
  • jeongguk is more concerned than you are right off that bat
  • he doesn’t like seeing you rolling around on the couch in pain, and he doesn’t like hearing you moan and groan and claim you would rather light yourself on fire or something drastic so he does that any mature, responsible adult would do in this situation and he googles your symptoms
  • “nausea” well yah “headaches” sure that’s one “mood swings” yes that one is a big check “severe weight loss” thats definitely on the list better write this down
  • and he determines that you must have Cryptococcosis even though pregnancy is what shows up like first every freaking time he googles your symptoms
  • and he panics cause “oH MY GOD YOU ARE GOING TO DIE IF WE DON’T GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW”
  • and he’s rushing around and he gets namjoon on the phone cause mama jin is busy with his own real baby and namjoon seems like a good option but nO he doesn’t even pick up and so yoongi calls the next best thing which would be jimin
  • jeongguk screams to jimin about how your lungs are gonna collapse or something and soon they’re both screaming hysterically and meanwhile you’re laying on the bed and whining with a bowl near you in case you can’t make it to the bathroom in time
  • and then they call tae because they need some expert advice like should they drive you to the hospital or should they call an ambulance??
  • and you kinda whisper cause voice is no more “hey gukkie, i think that-”
  • “I THINK THAT WE NEED TO GET YOU TO THE ER BEFORE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS”
  • and you just roll your eyes and face-palm because this boy will not even listen because her has zero chill
  • soon the conference call has come to include namjoon and yoongi who are steadfastly holding down the “not having children ever in my life” camp (oh you wait yoongi i have one coming your way)
  • and they’re kinda like jeongguk plz stop acting like you’re two
  • hoseok feels left out cause tae told them there was a group phone call so he ends up joining cause yoongi adds him and he’s like “jeongguk don’t listen to them you obviously need to get this poor thing to the hospital before she expLODES”
  • they all continue to shriek and holler and by this point you have managed to pick yourself up and drag yourself to the toilet so you can hurl
  • jeonguk loses it at this and he hangs up the group call and he rushes over to your side and rubs you back and holds your hair back and despite all the calamity that went down like two seconds ago he’s actually really soothing and he remains pretty calm for your sake like he knows you’ll be more stressed if he yells anymore
  • once you’re good he gives you this stern look and he’s usually not very serious or grim or like someone to tell his significant other what to do cause he values freedom and the ability to make his own decisions but he gives you this look and you know he means business and he kinda “I don’t care what kind of doctor we see, but we are seeing one, no questions about it”
  • and you kinda !! but hey he probably has a point even if you suspect there is a tiny bun in the oven you should probably see someone about all the weight you’ve lost and make sure it’s all healthy and not dangerous
  • you wanted to be the one to tell jeongguk you’re pregnant but now that he’s calling the doctor while you lay snuggled in a million blankets you begin to have your doubts? like what if he doesn’t want to be a parent? what if he leaves you? you two never really agreed on being ready for kids at the moment and you don’t wanna be the one who holds him back from achieving all his dreams?
  • and so you begin to tell yourself that you’re most definitely not pregnant and you’re living some nightmare
  • this poor boy doesn’t know what he did wrong after that day like you seem so closed off?
  • you won’t snuggle and you avoid him and he can’t even confront you about it because you always smile and say nothing is wrong??
  • and he kinda goes to some of the older boys one day and it’s like the day before your appointment and he’s sitting at lunch with yoongi and jin and nams cause hoseok is busy with his own little surprise (he would have kids before jeongguk for sure but hey this was requested first)
  • and it’s not even jin who comes up with the genius solution but yoongi and he kinda pats jeongguk’s hand and mumbles “did you ever stop to consider maybe she’s pregnant?”
  • and jin kinda !! “funny how yoongi always picks up on these things”
  • “I’m a vibe person”
  • and namjoon nods cause oh this makes so much more sense “which would explain why she avoids you all of the sudden, she’s probably really scared right now jeongguk”
  • and this poor baby kinda !! “oh my god no that’s not the idea i wanted her to have oh god you’re right and i was so stupid and i didn’t notice”
  • and he practically beats himself up over it but the older boys stop him and remind him that he was the rest of his life to be the best father in the entire world and he didn’t know any better - he’s still the baby after all
  • and he hugs them all and they congratulate him and ruffle his hair and promise to do everything they can to help but right now he should be talking to you, not sitting with them!!
  • and so he runs off to make things right
  • you’re curled up on the couch when he returns, buried under some blankets and drinking some tea all sniffly
  • and he comes in and he tosses you this plastic bag and when you give him a look he just nods
  • slowly, so slowly, you reach to the inside and you pull out some pacifiers- one pink and one blue
  • “I thought I should get both colors, since we don’t know what the baby is yet”
  • and at that point you don’t know whether to laugh or cry and so you instead run over and hug him and bury your face in his chest and he plays with your hair and kisses your head and apologizes for not paying more attention and mm
  • he holds you so tightly and he tells you how excited he is for this baby and how he can’t wait to finally start a family with you and how this is the best thing that’s ever happened to him, and he in no way is mad or upset with you, whatsoever
  • and once you two have that money to talk things out and he alleviates all your fears he immediately turns into a shy bunny and he kinda looks down at your belly and then back up at you and then down at your belly again
  • “can I um… maybe say hi to the baby, or something, I mean, not if you don’t want me too!!”
  • you kinda laugh “I think they’d appreciate that a lot…”
  • and he leans down and kisses your belly and there’s just this look of awe on his face and he smiles so so softly and he kisses your belly again and he whispers something against your nonexistent bump then stands up and kisses you gently
  • you two do end up going to the doctors and the Doctor is like “please gain weight and take these vitamins and sir you’re going to need to watch over her very carefully and makes sure she’s eating and drinking enough and resting too”
  • and jeongguk nods so seriously and he squeezes your hand “don’t worry I’ll take the best care of her!”
  • and he really does
  • he’s not really one for cooking but after the appointment he’s asking jin how to cook healthy meals and how to cook all your favorites (and everything you start to crave)
  • he rubs your back and shoulders every night before you two sleep and he makes sure to get you enough pillows to support you all you need
  • he takes off every day he can to spend time with you cause he doesn’t want you home alone
  • out of all the boys he would be one of the most worried cause he is the youngest and he just seems like someone who would easily stress over his lover cause he feels responsible for their health and wellbeing
  • he always talk to your bump like not cute baby talk but when you’re sleeping he’s kinda “hey you’re a lucky kid you know, you’re gonna have the most beautiful and wonderful mom in the entire world! you’re really lucky… God I’m really lucky to have the both of you in my life…”
  • and other times he’s like “wow guess what taehyung did today he ran into a wall I swear, people tell me i’m not parent material well”
  • he’s scared to tell anyone but the boys honestly cause you two aren’t married and you’re not that old (in early twenties or something maybe?) and he definitely doesn’t wanna tell his parents
  • he does end up telling his brother though like please help me I need some support I’m scared
  • and of course his brother calls his parents up right away like yoooo our little man is gonna be a dad what are the odds
  • you two are sitting watching your favorite movie one night and his hand is on your belly like it usually is and his phone gets a FaceTime ring and it’s his folks?? and he kinda oh alright
  • “son why didn’t you tell us you were having a child??”
  • and jeongguk throws the room and the popcorn that was on his lap spills everywhere and he kinda gives you this look
  • “jeongguk they were gonna need to find out sometime…”
  • and they’re still trying to talk to him and it’s rapid Korean between the three of them and he goes over and picks up the phone and he instead calls them instead of face time and you stay on the couch as he paces back and forth, back and forth
  • and he finishes and he comes back over and he’s tearing up and your heart sinks and you immediately hug him
  • but he says “they said they’re happy for us… they said they’re so so happy for us and they’re going to get a plane here to come see their grandbaby… oh god they cried, they cried they were so happy…”
  • and you stroke his hair and he cries into your shoulder cause he’s overwhelmed, he’s so overwhelmed but it’s a good feeling, it’s a good kind of feeling really
  • he doesn’t want to find out the gender of the baby
  • he’s so worried about everything else like buying the crib and baby-proofing the house and making sure you find the right hospital that he doesn’t wanna find out the gender
  • he does try to guess by himself though
  • he googles all these old wives tales okay and he finds a bunch to try on you and the first one he does is the one where he drops the key and you pick it up by the fat part so he’s like oh crap we’re having a  boy!!
  • then he does the morning sickness test thing and he’s like what this is another sign we are having a mini bunkook oh my god
  • and then he does the craving one and sweets mean it’s a girl hey wait a second??
  • so he decides that you must be having twins!!
  • even though you have been to the doctors and you have one small baby in there?? it’s not two??
  • but jeongguk is convinced that the doctors are lying to you
  • they’re not
  • there’s only one baby
  • he shows the pictures to everyone and he gets so excited and he cries when you guys see the heartbeat and is just a mess okay he doesn’t know whether to hug or kiss you or kiss your belly??
  • he sends at least a million pics to his family so they can hang them up and he hands out one for all the boys so they can keep them in their wallets or something
  • he doesn’t really understand how to budget cause you’ll come home one day from hanging with friends and there on your bed is like seven hundred pairs of clothing and there’s blue and pink and yellow and green?? and you kinda jeongguk plZ we don’t even know what gender the baby is
  • and he gives you a cute smile and he’s like “yah but they were cute and our baby is gonna be the cutest, seokjin and tae don’t have crap on our child”
  • and you roll your eyes but kiss his face all over anyway
  • the boys are a lil disappointed he doesn’t have a party where they can spoil him in gifts so they decide to throw a surprise baby shower for the both of you!!
  • except it’s really poorly planned cause they end up all parking outside your house and don’t hide very well and yoongi shows up the same guys you are pulling in with a giant present in his hand and he kinda “well shit”
  • but it’s endearing anyway cause they all bout lots of clothes and diapers and they have a bunch of toys for the baby and jin baked a cake and there’s lot of snacks
  • and half the boys (and by that i mean chim and hoseok and jin) are crying cause baby kookie is all grown up and having his own baby and he’s so old now
  • while namjoon and yoongi are still trying to figure why this baby looks like a freaking alien what’s up with kids??
  • and they get you a bunch of stuff too cause they know that this is gonna be hardest on you
  • like yoongi gets you a nice grade a neck pillow and jin promises to make all your meals once the baby is born and chim has this beautiful blanket that he found and it has lots of fairy tale characters on it and it’s for snuggling the baby he says
  • and they all have so many gifts for you and jeongguk ends up tearing up again cause they’re so good to him and he wouldn’t have been able to do this alone??
  • that’s when the first kick happens, at the party
  • you’re listening to jin and tae give advice on what to do with the newborn once you bring them home and all of the sudden little jeon starts to kicking around and you get this look on your face and jin kinda um you okay??
  • and you start breaking into hysterics and you motion jeongguk over and place his hands on your belly “please acknowledge your child”
  • he screams and yoongi ends up recording it and jeongguk starts dancing around like a madman and screaming about his baby is kicking and it’s so cuTE
  • the baby comes a little early not too much but jeongguk claims it’s cause the baby can’t wait to see him
  • he was actually prepared for this moment cause he was anxious throughout the entire pregnancy so he had everything ready to go just in case
  • he was showing you some new choreography down at the studio and you made this really pained face and he was like was i really that bad??
  • and you shake your head and you try to answer but oh crap this hurts and you kinda just point down at your belly and his eyes go wide
  • even though he is physically prepared he is nowhere near mentally prepared
  • he panics so badly that you end up calling namjoon like plz take us to the hospital before i give birth in this godforsaken studio
  • namjoon was heading that way actually for recording and he speeds over (nearly gets pulled over)
  • and jeongguk ushers you into the back and he’s holding your hand and he’s trying to keep calm honestly this boy is more stressed than you are he’s about to lose it honestly
  • you get there and he’s trying to tell the nurse what’s going on cause you’re busy trying not to diE
  • he can’t and the nurse asks him if he would be better waiting and he’s like over my dead body
  • he’s not calm throughout the entire thing but he’s really stressed out over you like he’s scared something will happen to you
  • he squeezes your hand maybe harder than you squeeze his?? and he tries to calm you down with his words but he’s struggling
  • but after a bit he calms down and realizes he needs to try harder to be calm for your sake and he eventually relaxes and encourages you and wipes the sweat from your head
  • finally the baby is born and he’s exhausted (obviously not as much as you) and he’s kinda zoned but then the doctor is like
  • “do you wanna hold your baby daughter?”
  • and he didn’t really cry much through the entire event like not at all but then he takes his daughter in his arms and he loses it because she’s so so so tiny and perfect and beautiful?
  • and he kisses her head “hi angel, it’s me, your papa… and i’m gonna take the best care of you and spoil you rotten and love you to the moon and back…”
  • and you hold her next and you’re both crying a bit but little baby girl is so calm after the first initial tears she just stares up at you two blankly
  • and then they take her to make sure she’s healthy and whatever and you’re in the wheelchair and the boys are there and they kinda move and behold there are jeongguk’s parents and he runs to hug them and tell them it’s a beautiful healthy baby girl
  • they stay over your place for maybe two-three months (when my people go to china they stay that long so im assuming you wouldn’t travel across the world to spend five days there?)
  • the baby has his hair and eyes and smile and nose she looks a lot like him but she has your complexion and ears and face shape
  • he stays up with her every night like what is sleep?? even when she’s sleeping he stays up and watches over her cause he’s so afraid she’s gonna get hurt somehow??
  • he loves holding her it’s his favorite thing in the world cause she’s so tiny and precious and he can fit her in one hand at first almost she’s so small??
  • once she’s old enough he’ll hold her on his hip and dance around with her
  • he’s always singing to her too okay always always always no matter what the situation will be
  • he’s really good at calming her down whenever she’s crying all he has to do is hold her and sing her a lullaby and she’s good
  • she’s a really giggly baby she’s always giggling at everything
  • jeongguk spoils her so badly she has everything in the entire world
  • he’s really protective though he gets scared that tae’s little child is gonna steal her or something and he’s like tae keep hIM AWAY FROM MY ANGEL
  • her first word would be something completely random?? like duck? or cow? probably an animal cause jeongguk gets her so many plushies and tells her all the names
  • he enrolls her in a mommy and me yoga class and he’s the only dad there but whatever he doesn’t care
  • he’s like the best dad and he always spoils his baby girl and he loves her so much and this is my longest yet so wait for part two to hear about the rest of the jeon children!!
  • thank you so much!!

The bomb in the carriage is the “will they get together bomb,” and it pauses at 1.29. 1.29 is January 29th, the day they met. The bomb flickers back and forth between 1.28 and 1.29 - will they meet/get together, or won’t they?

Since this is the count-down to them getting together, I’m predicting it now: John and Sherlock are going to get together on January 29th, 2016, six years to the day after they met (their time, not ours, obviously).

Early 2016 (their time) has always been my approximate date for the end of the series and the Johnlock resolution. If I’m right about the big plot-points, then:

S4 can’t stretch out into more than about nine months because they’ve got to get rid of the baby before it becomes cute enough that the audience is attached to it and that means they have to get rid of it before it starts talking. So the end of S4 can’t be later than about September 2015 (their time).

I believe Mycroft is going to die in 5x1, not longer than a month (their time) after 4x3 because “Who’s been under Jim’s thumb?” will be the S4 cliffhanger. Sherlock will need to figure that out fairly quickly, so that means the end of 5x1 can’t be later than approx. October 2015 (their time), which only leaves two episodes left.

My guess is that 5x2 is going to be set partially at Christmas and involve Harry and Clara. So if 5x2 is at Christmas 2015, then 5x3 would probably take place in early 2016 … like January 29th. And because Mofftisson are just that sappy to make them get together six years to the day after they met.