my aunt does say that tho

heelturn-timesten  asked:

Just be like "I'm never taking this shirt off!... unless you do it 👀👀" BAM you got yourself a husband! #flirting

EXCEPT I CANNOT SAY THAT ON TWITTER LMAOOOOO MY AUNT FOLLOWS ME. AND SO DOES MY MOTHER. AND THEY WOULD CORNER ME AND TELL ME THAT’S NOT HOW TO BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN LADY LMAOOO
That’s a good fuckin idea tho goddamn. GUESS I GOTTA SLIDE INTO THE DM’S LMAOOOOO