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I didn’t realize that getting the Great Welkynd Stone for Martin would involve quite so many zombies, else I would have brought a lot more arrows and more than one katana. All my stuff broke, and I literally had a good two health left, with no way to heal and nowhere to hide.  

I tried a lot of things, but punching my way out was ultimately the only thing that worked.  And with no unarmed skill to speak of, it really was just a frantic, desperate flurry of slapping, with lots of sidestepping and screaming!

So I slapped the King of Miscarcand to redeath, and then pieced the heck out!!!

madamxpresident  asked:

Prompt (if you want): captain america zimbits where Bitty is the unlikely super solider candidate and jack is the hot/intimidating foreign training officer (bonus for shitty being howard stark???)

HELLO YOU JUST COMBINED TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS HELL YEAH

Based on this scene 

And also bonus featuring shitty

(in which the super soldier serum did work but didnt change how bitty looked)