my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun

I'm very proud of my 12-year-old brother right now.
  • Me: What do you think about gay people?
  • Him: They chill bruh.
  • Me: What do you think about straight people?
  • Him: They chill bruh.
  • Me: What does bisexual mean?
  • Him: They like girls and boys.
  • Me: What do you think about that?
  • Him: That’s chill bruh.
  • Me: What about pansexuals?
  • Him: What the hell is that?
  • Me: They are attracted to pans. Kitchenware.
  • Him: Okay, I’m pansexual.
  • Me: Haha, no, it means they’re attracted to all the people. Like boys and girls and everyone in between.
  • Him: That’s chill bruh, but also what.
  • Me: Well do you know what transgender is?
  • Him: Yeah, like if you’re born a boy and you want to be a girl. Or if you’re born a girl and you want to be a boy.
  • Me: Is that okay?
  • Him: That’s chill bruh.
  • Me: So, if Carlos (his best friend) came up to you and said ‘I think I want to be a girl, can you call me by girl pronouns?’ What would you do?
  • Him: I’d call him a girl name and buy him makeup because he wouldn't be a pretty girl, but whatever.
  • Me: Okay, so what about genderqueer?
  • Him: What.
  • Me: It's when someone doesn't feel like a girl or a boy.
  • Him: Like an alien?
  • Me: No, like if they don't want to be identified as a girl or a boy and they want to be called by neither; by they/them pronouns instead of he or she.
  • Him: *confusion*
  • Me: *explains again*
  • Him: Okay.
  • Me: So if Carlos said he doesn't feel like a boy or girl and wanted to be called they/them, is that cool?
  • Him: Yeah, that’s chill bruh.
  • Me: So do you get pansexual now?
  • Him: Yeah, I think so.
  • Me: What about bootysexual?
  • Me: Out.

an-amethyst-moon  asked:

My anaconda don't want none UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!-- Osamu Dazai

Dazai is no stranger to death; time and again shadows of the night have taken and taken and taken until there is nothing left but just his aching soul, bleeding and alone.

Today, it takes again. 

Dazai chokes back a sob, running a palm against the scaly reptile’s back. 

“We can still save him,” the veterinarian insists, preparing the defibrillator.

“It’s no use, doctor,” Dazai whispers. Pressing his lips against his fingers, Dazai reaches out to pat the snake one last time. “He won’t accept treatment.”


Grief becomes too heavy. Dazai snaps.

“He don’t want none,Dazai screams, “unless you’ve gOT BUNS, HUN!”

The doctor’s ass is too small, the snake decides, before his spirit drifts.

Dazai is alone again.

  • Aries: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
  • Taurus: I'm fine!
  • Gemini: Like I said, I was thinking of taking Emma to the museum of knives and fire.
  • Cancer: Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!
  • Leo: "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun." I'm a terrible father.
  • Virgo: Y.O.U'R.E means you are. Y.O.U.R means your!
  • Libra: Hi, my name is Rain. I have a kiln and my dress is made out of wheat.
  • Scorpio: If you think about it, it promotes a healthy body image because even big butts or juicy doubles are... please don't take her away from me.
  • Sagittarius: I'm not completely devoid of sentiment. I have feelings.
  • Capricorn: Cause Carol's a lesbian, and I'm not... and apparently it's not a mix and match situation.
  • Aquarius: I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!
  • Pisces: You're over me? When were you... under me?
Pop Songs {Sentence Starters}
  • "Let me live that fantasy."
  • "Just give me a reason."
  • "Its our party, we can do what we want."
  • "Still got scars on my back from your knife."
  • "You're amazing just the way you are."
  • "I let you see the parts of me that weren't all that pretty..."
  • "Did you think we'd be fine?"
  • "Tell the devil I said 'hey' when you get back to where you're from."
  • "Never mind, I'll find someone like you."
  • "When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change."
  • "I have died everyday waiting for you."
  • "Band-aids don't fix bullet holes."
  • "Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead."
  • "We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again."
  • "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun."
  • "You're gonna miss me when I'm gone."
  • "Don't you ever say I just walked away!"
  • "Oh my gosh, look at her butt."
  • "You don't know you're beautiful."
  • "All you ever did was break me!"
  • "I would die for you, baby, but you won't do the same!"
  • "Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top."

Is anyone else happy that the development team at Five Nights At Freddie’s 2 took the FNaF fandom’s favorite, most overly-sexualized character and ripped his face off?

Then proceeded to replace him with a bunny that’s a million times cuter than he’d ever be?

look at this sassy bitch’s eyelashes. Look at that flaming guitar. This girl means business.

The Amount of hate this cutie is getting is spectacular. I’m in love.