my aa stuff

let go.

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: phoenix wright and miles edgeworth are literally the gayest characters I have ever seen like what straight man says to another straight man that he causes him "unnecessary feelings?" what straight man who isn't harboring any latent homosexual feelings for his childhood friend actually switches his major in college for the sole reason of meeting back up with his childhood friend? what kind of straight man charters a private jet in the middle of night to a country halfway across the world for another man? what kind of straight man pulls every string he's got to pull to get another straight man his badge back when only a few years ago he was saying that he never wanted to see his face again? what kind of straight man fills in for another straight man in court and arranges for a judge and prosecutor of his choice despite knowing how much trouble both of them could get into? what kind of straight man defends another straight man for two murder charges that seem like open and shut cases with absolutely no hesitation whatsoever even after being told by the aforementioned man repeatedly said he didn't want his help? what kind of straight man is so upset and distraught by another straight man's apparent suicide that he doesn't even want to hear the man's named mentioned? what kind of straight men have so much canon courtroom flirting that it is literally ridiculous? what kind of straight men's dialogue consists largely of the men just sighing and mutter each other's names repeatedly? what kind of world are we living in where we are still debating about phoenix wright and miles edgeworth's sexuality when they are so blatantly, obviously, painfully gay for each other?

Today I bring you the Hot Fuzz AU that nobody asked for and I blame this entirely on gaylawyerhell. Her absolutely awesome Parent Trap AU got me wondering what other AUs I’d like to see and then she listed some of her favorite movies, I noticed that Hot Fuzz was on the list and that was it.

At first I wanted to make it a narumitsu AU, but then I realized that franmaya works so much better. So there you have it.

Has anyone considered a Guardians of the Galaxy AU yet?
Please consider:

Lance in the role of Peter/Star-Lord: Charming, roguish pilot  (and unsuccessful flirt) a long way from home.  Was taken from his home as a child after his mother dies; his walkman and mixtape are his only connections to home.  He was taken by mercenary gang (known as the Garrison), who were originally contracted to take Lance to his father. 

Keith as Gamora: A talented assassin whose family was killed when he was a child.  He was “adopted” and trained by Zarkon, before rebelling when he learned of Sendak’s plan to destroy Altea.  

Hunk as Groot: Intelligent and honestly the most lovable of the group. The most hesitant to enter a fight, but one of the strongest fighters on the team. The last of his people (whether or not he’s flora colossus is yet undetermined).  Been a bounty-hunting duo with Pidge for years.  Talented engineer and mechanic.

Pidge as Rocket: Small and a genius (not a raccoon, but maybe along the lines of Gremlin Pidge? Or not idk).  Always ready to fight and sensitive about being called small.  Can make weapons out of anything (and if Hunk’s helping - watch out). Currently working as a bounty hunter with Hunk even as Pidge is looking for their father and brother.

Shiro as Drax: Extremely strong and skilled close combat fighter. When on a job with Sam and Matt, they were captured by Sendak - which is why he has such a grudge against him.  Unbeknownst to each other, Shiro has been searching for Sam and Matt, just like Pidge.

Allura: Princess of Xander and leader of the Nova Corps. Has taken over role after the death of her father at the hands of the Galra. Later coordinates Voltron’s (GotG’s) missions

Coran: Member of Nova Corps and Allura’s second in command

Zarkon: Thanos

Sendak: Ronan the Accuser

Haggar: A more nefarious Collector

Altea: Xander, home of Nova Corps

Balmera: Knowhere 

A continuation of this that I didn’t think I’d actually do but…here it is anyway.  Again, Blackmadhi, with implied past Blackbright/Phantomquill and a lot of focus on Simon’s mental state.  Deals once again with Simon’s PTSD and includes descriptions of a panic attack.  Approx. 2600 words.

After that first night, Simon would be lying if he said that things hadn’t gotten better with Nahyuta within the next couple of days.  

The investigation seemed to run smoother, and even though they still bickered some, it was mostly teasing, and the two prosecutors would smile at each other after delivering some half-hearted insults. Yes, once in a while they would actually get frustrated, but that was mostly due to the contrasts in their personalities.  Luckily, it would not really last.

Nahyuta was even able to find a local restaurant that specialized in Japanese food, and surprised Simon with that one evening, which had made him smile rather happily instead of just giving one of his trademark sly smirks.  He could have sworn he saw Nahyuta’s cheeks tinge pink after that, but perhaps he had just imagined it, because the foreign prosecutor had turned his face away.

Even the nights had gotten a little bit better, if only because Nahyuta had been able to drag him out of his nightmares almost as quickly as they began.  Each time he slept, as soon as Fulbright’s face materialized in his mind, Nahyuta was gently shaking Simon awake.  It was poetic, Simon couldn’t help but think…when Fulbright’s face – only existing in his unconscious thoughts – disappeared and Nahyuta’s took its place. At times, Simon had felt an overwhelming urge to reach out and touch the other prosecutor’s features…his cheeks, his hair, his lips…if only because Simon wanted to make sure that he was real.

And that his face was actually his own.

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