my 5 year old


no other butt gag will send me into a fit of helpless, tearful laughter like this one. “HOLD YOUR HORSES… THIS BUTT’S BEEN USED!!” reduces my sense of humor into that of a 5-year-old in the span of three seconds. 

@akron-squirrel: What gets me is his total lack of enthusiasm to participate in the scam, but how energetic that frickin’ strut is

anonymous asked:

(suicide //) when i was 14 i got transferred to another school bc my previous one was too stressing for me (i am mentally ill and kept considering suicide thanks to it) and i loved english, i love it since i was like 5 years old. English is not my first language (i am mexican) but it is really my passion. then at the new school i had this fucking teacher who yelled at me for nothing like there was no tomorrow (i've always been a calm child, i never caused her or any other teacher any (1/2)

never need to apologise to me!

im happy you found the teacher for you!<3

good luck! english is such an awfully confusing language, so, really good luck



The Lizzie Bennet Diaries 5 Year Anniversary - My Name is Lizzie Bennet - Ep: 1 (April 9th 2012)

Who am I? I’m a 24 year old grad student with a mountain of student loans, living at home and preparing for a career.


Yo buddies, here are my samples for @tsumire0301​, @jearwork​ and mine Lazuli Family zine “Lapis and Peridot: wife and wife family life”!

Only my samples are in english but the whole anthology zine it’s in chinese!, this is thanks to them /// i really appreciate their support and patience.

This is my very first doujin btw (yes, zine/anthology/doujin… Comic), and it was an adventure making it wwww

It’s a Taiwan Exclusive fanzine ;o for now

About this amazing cover, actually we worked all together to make it possible✨

Sketch: Me
Lineart: Tsumi 
Background + Color: Jear

btw, fun fact:Turquoise could be harsh asshole to peri but she’s all sweet to Lapis, but this doesn’t mean she doesn’t care about her peri mom, she care about her as much as lapis mom.