No, but really, have I ever told y'all about how much I love caftans (and muumuus and other such billowy old lady things)? Because I do. I wear them to the supermarket, to the mall, doing errands, on airplanes (tip: you will get the full patdown no matter what), out to party.
What, you don’t believe those last two? Ask the Vegas gals. There’s photographic proof!
I particularly like caftans of all the shapeless flowy dresses, because the swath of fabric and the slit sleeves make me feel like some kind of goddam wizard briskly making my way through the day. Double extra fun points if I’m wearing the ones with a matching headscarf.
So I made all these prints on a shitty app using a dick pic this dude off Grindr sent me. It was a nice dick. I want to print them out on shitty cheap cotton from Mexico, make muumuus and sell them to unsuspecting women who just like a bold pattern.
Tonight is the 2nd Annual Victoria House Box Wine and Muu Muu Party! Come celebrate with us, Lady Lazarus, Loudon Silver and Olivia Gardner. Music starts at 7 pm. @victoriahousetx @ladylazintheory @loudonsilver #boxwine #muumuus #victoriahouse
I have a problem. I really like muumuus. Short, long, I don’t care. Give me a belt to cinch them with and some sandals, and I am the happiest girl. The tackier, the better. … So who wants to go thrifting soon? :D