No, but really, have I ever told y'all about how much I love caftans (and muumuus and other such billowy old lady things)?  Because I do.  I wear them to the supermarket, to the mall, doing errands, on airplanes (tip:  you will get the full patdown no matter what), out to party.  

What, you don’t believe those last two?  Ask the Vegas gals.  There’s photographic proof!

I particularly like caftans of all the shapeless flowy dresses, because the swath of fabric and the slit sleeves make me feel like some kind of goddam wizard briskly making my way through the day.  Double extra fun points if I’m wearing the ones with a matching headscarf.