Zwei: The Ilvard Insurrection - Localization Blog #1
Excelsior, true believers! Nick here again, penning these
gladsome tidings from my grand scriptorium full of musty scrolls and ancient
cartridges. Alas, it’s been quite a while since I checked in with all of you –
well over a year, in fact, with the release of the first Trails of Cold Steel.
With that giant title now roaming free in the wild like the majestic
brachiosaurs in Jurassic Park, you may have wondered what I’ve been working on
over the course of the last year. It always seems to unintentionally happen
that I get assigned to projects I can’t talk about for significant lengths of
time, but this stretch has easily been the longest. So many times I’ve wanted
to tell you some quirky story or fun little side-note about this game as I
worked through its script, but alas, the official XSEED duct tape was covering
my mouth – until very recently, that is.
In our yearly lead-up to the gaming extravaganza that is
E3, we finally announced my long-in-coming project: the classic Falcom action
RPG Zwei 2, making its debut outside of Japan as Zwei: The Ilvard Insurrection!
Of course, I’ve also helped out with a variety of other,
more time-sensitive projects, leading to Zwei taking a bit longer to bring to
you than it would have otherwise, but I think we’ve got something you’ll really
enjoy in the making here. And conveniently, the benefit of the slow going is
that the release isn’t too far off now. As Zwei II enters its final stretch
before release, I wanted to tell you more about the game – which is exactly what
I’ll do, over the course of the next couple weeks.
Zwei II has an interesting history: released in 2008, it
was the very last game Falcom developed exclusively for PC. Back then, the PC gaming
market was far from being the robust, thriving scene we know it as today, especially
the Japanese market. Thus, the title seemed almost fated to fly under the radar
despite its quality craftsmanship and hours of fun. But now, with the worldwide
PC game market booming and digital storefronts ensuring copies can get into the
hands of anyone who wants to play, it felt like the right time to fill this
conspicuous gap in Falcom’s lineage.
“But…what about the first Zwei?” you may be pondering
aloud to your monitor. If you’re wondering whether you’ll be at a disadvantage
playing the second game in the series before the first, worry not! I’ve played
both (thanks to Tom’s Japanese boxed copies) and can confirm that Zwei II gives
you all the info you need to understand the world, its plot, and its
characters. There was a 7-year gap between the first and second Zwei games in
Japan, and Falcom couldn’t assume players would’ve played the earlier entry, so
the structure is something more akin to Trails in the Sky versus Trails of Cold
Steel, where the games take place in the same world, but in different locations
and with different casts. This makes it easy to jump right in.
To start things off, I wanted to sit down and flesh out
the game a little for you, since compared to its siblings in the Ys series, and
even Xanadu, it’s far less known by fans. What is the Zwei series? What makes
it great? How does it play? Why is it cool?
Let’s start from the ground up: the name of the game. “Zwei”
is simply the German word for “two” and, as you’ll soon discover, it’s a very
fitting title – the game features not one, but two protagonists. Our leads in Zwei
II are Ragna Valentine, a lively treasure hunter and pilot-for-hire, and Alwen
du Moonbria, a confident vampire princess looking to avenge herself against an
unknown enemy. How these two very different people meet and come to really
understand (and maybe even appreciate) each other is the relationship that
forms the heart of the game, and I’ve done my best to make that journey of
growth and understanding a fun and memorable one. And, as with any good RPG,
the journey is not without obstacles to overcome. Fortunately, our hero and
heroine are up to the task, with Ragna skilled at mixing it up in melee, and
Alwen versed in the ways of magic. You can swap between them at any time, and
whoever you’re not controlling runs along behind you, ready to leap into the
lead role at the press of a button.
Zwei II’s combat is action-based, not unlike the Ys games
or Gurumin, but the two-character setup creates an interesting dynamic in
combat. Over the course of the game, Ragna will be able to upgrade his weapon,
the half chain-whip/half katar Anchor Gear, into several different forms, and
Alwen (who begins the game bereft of most of her magic) will regain her
powerful spells. You end up being able to do some interesting things, like
using a claw-variant of Ragna’s Anchor Gear to grab an enemy, then throw it
into another enemy, knocking both into a corner, then swapping to Alwen and
unloading a fiery salvo on them. Or have Alwen cast her whirlwind magic to
sweep up a couple enemies and keep them stun-locked, then swap to Ragna to leap
into the air and string together a midair combo on them. In many dungeons, I often
found myself favoring one or the other to take the lead because of the
strategies I came up with to best deal with certain types of enemies, and
you’ll likely fall into styles of play that fit the way you prefer to approach
the game’s combat as well.
And speaking of approaches to combat, Zwei II has a
rather unique leveling system, too. In the game, you don’t earn EXP from
quests, or from beating up monsters. You actually earn it by eating food – the
same food you use to heal yourself when you’re running low on HP. There’s even
a “food exchange” service available at the restaurant in the main village of
Artte that lets you trade 10 of any one type of food for one of another type that
gives more EXP than the ten individual pieces of food would have if eaten on
their own (example: trade 10 cheeses worth 10 EXP each for a single pizza worth
150 EXP). Will you chow down now, or hoard in the hopes of cashing in for
savory plates of EXP-rich cuisine? You decide! It probably sounds weird (it
certainly did to me when I first learned about it), but in practice, it
actually works really well. It frees you up from having to grind in dungeons,
or feel like you absolutely MUST kill every enemy on the way to your
destination. It also gives you a lot of control over your own challenge level.
When I was playing the Japanese version of the game, my loose rule was that I’d
never eat food just to level – I’d just use it when I was hurt, to restore HP.
I ended up going through most of the game under-leveled because of this, but
never TOO under-leveled, because the more under-leveled I was, the more damage
I’d take, thus getting infusions of EXP more frequently from using food to heal
myself. There’s a strange sort of balance to it, and the game isn’t stingy
about giving you food in chests, as drops from enemies, and even from giant
slot machines you’ll find in each dungeon, so you can decide whether you want
to blow through the game as a force of nature but with less on-demand healing
available, or a bit underpowered but with a fully-stocked pantry.
If that talk of slot machines that dispense food or
trading wedges of cheese for a pizza sounds a little…weird, that’s by design.
More than any Falcom game I can think of, the Zwei series embraces its sense of
humor, poking in good-spirited fun at its two main characters, the townspeople,
and even many of the foes you face down along the way. It’s got a lively,
colorful, and cartoonish art style that has helped the graphics hold up well,
too. You probably know from personal experience that stories more focused on
being comedic sometimes run the risk of not being able to successfully shift
into a more serious mode when the story calls for it, but thankfully, Zwei II
doesn’t suffer from this issue. It’s surprisingly adept at conveying a serious
atmosphere when the story calls for it, making for some excellent dramatic moments,
and even a dab of pathos here and there. But on the whole, Zwei II is a game
that feels deeply informed by 90s anime and manga, with all the oddness and
charm that comes with that. I can certainly say that being rooted in that style
proved fertile ground for my work to help the game achieve its comedic
potential (speaking as a weeb from ancient times), and I’m already planning my
next blog post to focus on some of the details of the writing and the
One thing I love about Zwei II is that it reaches out and
really grabs you from the start. In just the first 20-30 minutes, you get the
following ace setup (obviously, skip these next two paragraphs if you want to
go in totally blind):
The game begins in the skies, as courier pilot Ragna
Valentine is cruising in his cool red biplane, the Tristan, toward the island
of Ilvard on a routine delivery mission. Suddenly, he’s ambushed by unknown
assailants, and after a dogfight against a pair of dragon-riders in the skies
over Ilvard, his plane takes a bad hit and plummets toward the land below. The
next thing he knows, he wakes up in a bed in the nearby town of Artte as the
town doctor marvels at how he came out of such a crushing impact with barely a
scratch. After all, his plane didn’t fare nearly as well. Going out to
investigate the crash site, Ragna finds his plane on a hill on the outskirts of
town, busted up and snapped in half just as the doctor said. So how did he even
survive such a nasty crash?
Well…he almost didn’t. After that crash, as he lay
among the wreckage, broken of body and bleeding out, he was rescued from his
mortal fate by none other than Princess Alwen du Moonbria. Alwen isn’t your ordinary
RPG princess, though: she’s a sharp-tongued shut-in vampire princess. Not too long
before the start of the story, Alwen’s castle was invaded by a mysterious foe who
ultimately seized the stronghold and gave her the boot, after stripping her of
her ancestral magic. Seeing the outsider Ragna as her best bet to help her
search for her magic and retake her castle, she takes some of his blood and
gives him some of hers, sealing a pact that turns him into her ‘Blood Knight’ –
a warrior in thrall to a powerful Trueblood vampire whose physical abilities
and regenerative capacity far exceed what humans are capable of. But Ragna,
see, is all about freedom and doing things his way, and he hates the idea of
working as anyone’s lackey. After realizing the situation he’s in, though, he
strikes a deal with Alwen: he’ll help her get her castle back as thanks for
saving his life…but instead of being master and servant, they’ll do it as equals.
And so, our story begins.
Cool, right? And that all happens in fairly short order –
no longwinded tutorials, no hours of quests before the gears really start to
spin. Zwei II has a lot of heart and a lot of dialogue, and to its credit, it
seldom feels like it drags. The story starts with a bang and keeps things
moving at a good clip.
That’s not to say there isn’t plenty to do, though. The
island of Ilvard is dotted with thriving communities and, in the fashion of the
Trails or Ys games, they’re populated with fleshed-out NPCs who have their own
small story arcs and conflicts to overcome over the course of the game, with
dialogue that changes frequently after progressing the main story. Some of the
residents are funny, some are petulant, and some are just downright strange, so
I hope you enjoy getting to know all of them over the many times you’ll visit
the towns. You might even stumble upon unique scenes, a secret hint, or a good
ol’ fashioned RPG quest (you know, the kind from back before there were
convenient quest logs to keep track of things). And of course, what with Zwei
II being focused on Ragna and Alwen as dual protagonists, they’ll often have
unique things to say in response to other characters depending on whom you’ve
got in the lead.
In the course of working on the game’s script, I observed
with no small amount of fascination that in some ways, it almost seems like Zwei
II was made more with Westerners in mind than the Japanese market. Ragna
himself is an incredibly un-Japanese character, with his bravado, easygoing
swagger, and sass, but he’s a character that I know will click instantly with the
North American audience in particular. We see Ragnas in our books and films; we
all probably know someone like him, or who has elements of his personality.
Alwen, too, is a character I think will be well-liked by the West. Not content
to lament the loss of her home or sit idly by, she picks herself up and decides
to get even and take back everything that was taken from her even though it
promises to be an uphill battle. The core of her personality is her
self-assured nature – even when confronting a world she’s mainly just read
about (in books that were, sadly, out of date on the latest trends and
customs). Quick-witted and keen, she matches Ragna tit-for-tat, helping the two
play well off each other. Beyond just them, there’s the wild west-flavored
bounty hunter Odessa, chain-smoking nun Isabella, the worldly jazz pianist
Shester, dependable engineer Miriam, and of course, the irrepressible
luchador-masked man of mystery, Gallandeau, among many others. Having a zany
cast of characters like this all together in one place feels like the kind of
storytelling we enjoy so much in Japanese games. But at the same time, after
seeing so many forgettably milquetoast light novel-style characters in the
games and anime of recent years, it’s refreshing to come upon a game where the
characters have an abundance of personality – where I know they’ll resonate
with the audience I’m localizing the game for.
So…there you go. In a nutshell, this and more is what
you have to look forward to when Zwei: The Ilvard Insurrection finally makes
its debut. Like a time capsule laden with the charms of a bygone era of RPGs, I
think it’ll prove its worth to you as more than simply a pleasant surprise – I
think it has the merit to stand proudly as one of Falcom’s finest.
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Pairing: Reader x Hoseok
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My darling @blacktofade‘s birthday was, uh, two months ago, so here I am, ten years late with her birthday present. ILU BB!! If this lil au seems like it should be a full-length fic, that’s because it desperately tried to be, and I had to keep chopping at it to keep it under control, like some kind of rouge hedge on meth. (Now on AO3!)
In the hours after the fight, Stiles drives and drives and drives. At first it’s late, and then it’s so late that it’s early, but he keeps on driving, fueled by anger, mostly in silence, though somewhere around the middle of Pennsylvania he thaws enough to put on some music. He stops at a rest stop just past the Ohio border to get a breakfast sandwich, and as he sits at a dirty table and eats, he thinks: shit.
Doubt begins creeping into his thoughts; maybe he’d been too hasty. Maybe he should have given Jay a chance to explain - but no, no, fuck that. He’d always made it really fucking clear that if their relationship ever got to the point where cheating seemed like a good option, he’d rather just be broken up with and yet look what fucking happened. Stiles scoffs scornfully, chucking the wrapper to his sandwich in a nearby trash can. Two and a half years down the drain.
Refreshed by a new wave of anger, Stiles heads back to his car and gets back on the highway. He manages to wrangle his phone from his pocket and, ignoring the multiple text and missed call notifications, he calls his dad, who picks up with a sigh.
“You know what time it is?” his dad asks, and Stiles looks at his dash guiltily. He’s been so worked up that he forgot about the time difference - or the fact that even on the east coast, it’s early, the sun barely above the horizon.
“Sorry,” Stiles says with a wince. “I’ll call back later.”
“It’s fine,” Dad says with another sigh. “I just got home from an overnight shift. Everything all right? You’re not usually up before ten.”
Stiles opens his mouth and then closes his mouth, startled by the raw ache in his eyes.
“Stiles?” his dad presses, somehow gentle and sharp at the same time; Stiles is worrying him.
“I’m - ” Stiles clears his throat, tapping his fingers against the wheel. “Um. How would you feel about me moving home for a while?”
Happy Smut Saturday! Oh my god, I’m going to keep this thing going. Of course, I will post smut on any given day, but I will save the smuttiest of smut for Saturday nights. I hope you enjoy this very kinky and very smutty oneshot. I thought I’d give Steve some love, since he’s been lacking attention on my feed lately. God bless all your souls after this, you might need some holy water. xoxo
Description:Everyone thinks Steve is this sweet and gentlemanly guy that goes by his morals and honor. That is true. But, obviously, they aren’t intimate with him like you are. As his girlfriend, you can confidently say that he is no gentleman in the bedroom.
Warnings: SMUT. DADDY KINK. ROPE BUNNY. (or would it be belt bunny?) ANYWAYS IT’S LITERALLY ALL SMUT. Oh, and cursing, along with unprotected sex (be careful out there)
“You got lucky, F/N. Steve’s a true gentleman. You honestly can’t find guys like that anymore. They’re all dick bags.” Natasha rolled her eyes.
“Maybe it’s because he’s been preserved for seventy years?” You chuckled, shaking you head slightly.
“That’s true. I wish there were more guys like him to pull out of the ice, so I can have one of my own.” You burst out laughing at what she said, and both of you were about to be rolling on the floor, dying of laughter. Your stomach was beginning to ache, when Steve walked in.
“Speak of the devil.” Natasha was holding back a laugh, trying to catch her breath. You got up and met him at the door and pressed your hands against his chest, placing a sweet kiss on his lips.
“What’s all the commotion about?” He was leaning against the threshold of the door, a smirk on his face.
“It’s nothing you need to worry about, babe.” You almost started giggling, but forced it down. “Natasha, we should get going. I’ll see you later.”
“Alright, you lovebirds. I’ll see you guys later.” She was smirking. You just shook your head at her and waved goodbye, intertwining your hand with Steve’s. It wasn’t a long walk back to your room, it was literally down the hall from her’s. You and Steve shared a room, Tony finally allowing it after two years of dating.
He opened the door for you, letting you walk in before him. He really was a gentleman, at least in public. But, when that bedroom door closed, he was anything but that. You plopped yourself on the bed, exhausted from the day.
“So, what were you guys talking about?” Steve’s curiosity was peeking through his usually strong, and “know all” demeanor.
“Natasha was just talking about how I was lucky to have such gentleman for a boyfriend.” You were staring up at the ceiling, laying on your back. You got up on your elbows so you were looking at him. “But, I think we both know that’s not true.” You winked at him, earning a lust filled smirk in return.
Alright kids buckle up this is gonna be a long one
Viktor owns a dacha that he inherited from his family that’s way out in the middle of Butt Fuck, Russia on the shore of a lake the name of which Yuuri cannot pronounce.
Yuuri finds out about the dacha because the key to the place is an actual skeleton key and Yuuri asked about it while holding Viktor’s keys for him one day.
“Oh, that’s just the dacha,” Viktor took the key and spun it around in his fingers, contemplative. “I haven’t been there in years, not since the deed was put in my name. Maybe I’ll take you there someday.”
We live in a small, musty dorm room
but it’s perfect because it is the first place
we’ve ever lived alone.
We put plastic bottles of vodka
in our tiny refrigerator and laugh.
We watch reruns of our favorite childhood shows
and sleep until noon.
The boy I love never visits.
The boy you love visits
until you break his heart.
We live in a four-bedroom apartment
just the two of us. And even with all that space,
we’re usually in the same room.
We throw parties more often than we should.
There is a designated place that I go when I’m drunk
to cry. You always know where to find me.
The boy I love comes over and ignores me.
The boy I love comes over and kisses me.
The boy you love comes over and you break his heart
again. The boys stop coming.
It’s just us.
I live in my parents’ house but my parents are gone.
It’s strange, this open space, this haunting.
A boy loves me but I don’t love him back.
He stays on Skype while I fall asleep.
I don’t know how long he waits to hang up
but when I wake up, everything is new again.
I stop answering his calls when I fall in love
with someone else. Soon, I know him
and his apartment as well as my own.
Soon, I don’t know what I did before him.
I show him my childhood bedroom and smile.
We live in a house a mile away from campus.
The boy I love helps us move in. He’ll be gone
before we move out but we don’t know that yet.
I would have screamed if someone had told me.
We lose things slowly that year, incrementally,
one piece at a time. We don’t notice until everything is gone.
This house, this time, is the last of the golden time.
We would have screamed if someone had told us
what was coming.
We live in a two-bedroom apartment with no natural light.
It’s our last year of living together so we make a small effort
to decorate, but end up leaning a picture against a wall
for six months before mounting it.
Things are getting bad and my mother is calling you
to make sure I’m breathing in my room.
Things are getting bad and we’re hiding in our apartment
sealed against it all, watching bad TV shows and eating
Chinese food. In this apartment, we feel lucky.
We feel protected. It is the last of these moments.
At the end of our lease, I fall in love again.
This one sticks.
I am back at my parents’ house
and you are in an apartment across town.
The first time I visit, it seems so strange
that you have to give me directions to where you live
after so many years of living down the hall from you.
This year, it’s your turn for things to get bad.
This year, it’s my turn to comfort you.
I try my best. It’s not enough.
I try harder.
I am still at my parents’ house
and you are still in the apartment across town.
Now, we are both mourning and both comforting.
You are watching someone you love die
and I’m trying to come to terms with the fact that
my own body is trying to kill itself.
Neither of these things are easy.
We look back at the early years and laugh
at what we thought we knew of grief then.
We do our best. It’s not enough.
We do worse.
We drive two hours away to look at a new house
in a new city. We sleep in the same bed
in a mid-priced hotel room and eat breakfast burritos.
We drive to the new house and meet my new roommate.
I have never lived with anyone other than you
but we like her, so I sign the lease.
You go back to your apartment.
I live in the new house in the new city
and the worst thing happens.
When the worst thing happens,
you tell me in a text message
and I call your mother then pack my car.
I drive two hours to your apartment
and sit with you. We watch TV.
We eat burgers. We do the things that need to be done
when the worst thing happens.
At the end of the weekend, I drive back
and leave you in the apartment.
Even as I turn out of the driveway,
I’m wishing I didn’t have to.
I want to tell my professors that the worst thing
has happened and I can’t be expected to leave you
but that’s not the way the world works so I drive
towards the highway and blink into the sun.
You move a few states away. You live in a house
I’ve never seen in a city I’ve never been to.
I move across the country to an apartment
you’ve never seen in a city you’ve been to twice.
We couldn’t find each other on a map.
It’s absurd, this distance. We don’t know
how to be this far away from each other.
But we learn.
But we find a new way to bring the golden days back.