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Part 2 for my husband??? YAY PART 2 FOR MY HUSBANNDNDDDDDDDD oh uh. Viewer discretion is advised bc ya know. EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE IN THE MIDST OF GETTING SOME EXCEPT FOR ME???? 

YEAH I HAD THIS GIF IN THE LAST ONE AND GUESS WHAT IMMA HAVE IT HERE TOO SO suck it. Honestly, I think about this gif a lot and it’s usually me doing it to him and like except it wouldn’t be giggly after it would. It would be v sexual oops SORRY BYE 

LOOK LOOK BLACK AND WHITE his muscles look so DEFINED AND HIS SCRUFFIES GOD DAMN GOD DAMN GOD DAMMMMNNN DAMN DAMN DAMNNN i love scruffy scruff okay like he is growing it to be my beast PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE ugh 

…. I HAVE THIS PICTURE SAVED ON MY PHONE AND honestly I want to get off on his thighs, like sure he can take me after, idgaf but I WANT. TO. GET. OFF. ON. HIS. THIGHS. FIRST. God and his arms. And everywhere. Dear lord almighty. 

LISTEN HE HAS A ROSE ON HIS HAT, HE’S OBSESSED WITH BEAUTY AND THE BEAST TOO, I AM HIS BEAUTY HE IS MY BEAST sorry not sorry, the position has been filled. 

Okay. Okay I am. Get ready for the screaming. 

LISTEN LET’S FIRST START OFF WITH THE SCRUFF. HIS FACE IS SO SCRUFF I JUST WANT HIS FACE ON MY FACE… and in between my legs but that’s not important, NEXT UP LOOK AT HIS ARM VEINS, WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WTF GOD, IT’S SO HOT. NEXT, HIS CHEST IS HAIRY AND SWEATY AND DEFINED AND HOLY jesus look at his tum tum hair and DEAR GOD OKAY I NEED TO STOP BEFORE I GO INTO TOO EXPLICIT BUT SWEET JESUS and then he’s tugging down HE’S TUGGING DOWN JUST REVEAL TO ME… nevermind don’t, my eyes only, no one else gets to see his member… I LOVE HIM I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HIM FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK UFKC okay but imagine like the arm veins when he’s fingering you, sweet LORD. 

“Shannon stop screaming about his scruff,” YA KNOW WHAT I WILL ONLY STOP WHEN MY THROAT GIVES OUT… then he can use it for something else… Either for choking on his dick or for choking with his hands, either or, I’m flexible like that. 

He is absolutely adorable here, okay there is… THERE. IS. so much to say about this picture, look at his shoulders, okay imagine biting those puppies lmao 

He’s got the pouty lips which I’m in love, I HAVE A GOOD POUT TOO SO Like imagine if we were both pouting WHO WOULD WIN obviously it would be me bc princess BUT LIKE WE would be a force to be reckoned with. PLUS PLU SPLUS SCRUFF LOOK AT IT LOOK AT THE GLASSES GOD, COULD HE GET ANY CUTER??? 

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Move the belt and we have ourselves A FANTASTIC VIEW Plus I love confetti omg, I wanna win something and have confetti. AND I WANT A BIG BELT LIKE THAT JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT bc lord knows I mean. I can smack talk but like. Not the best at the wrasslin. 

Lmaooooo this is not a good picture for either of them BUT I A M SO IN LOVE WITH IT, it’s fantastic and I am so happy. 

LOOK AT LIL BABY TYLER LIL NO MUSTACHE BABY, god this picture makes me happy. 

… FUCK FUCK FUKC FUKC FUCK. look how good he looks, oh my god oh my godoododddddd, THIS POST IS SO HARD TO MAKE BECAUSE LIKE LITERAELLY I WANT TO WRITE 500 PARAGRAPHS FOR EACH PICTURE, FUCK. he’s so hot, how can one person be this hot????? 

Welcome to the GUNNNNN SHOWWWWW, POWPOW I wish I had muscles like his bc then I could take on the world… Last week I tried to switch my tv’s, don’t ask I JuST WANTED THEM IN DIFFERENT ROOMS and anyways, it took me like 20 minutes and I dropped it on my toe at least 4 times and yup. What were we talking about again?? 

LIL FINGER GUNS, I CRY. 

…. NOT GONNNA TALK ABOOOOOUT. THE BING BONG. I know it is from a movie or show okay, But i tried to google it and only found Bing Bong from Inside Out which only made me feel guilty BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO USE IT FOR SOMETHING DIRTy and????? Yep. 

THat’s the end of this because yes. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH basically I just want a relationship with this man and I love him? I showed my mom a picture of him, which she was like “he’s cute, but what is with you wanting to date older guys,” AND SHE GOT SO EXCITED WHEN SHE LEARNED HE’s actually age appropriate. But yeah. I want him to be my boyfriend, he would be the very best boyfriend in the entire galaxy.  

voltron texting headcanons idk fight me

shiro: a true neutral texter. caps, sparing use of acronyms, enough punctuation to be understood. his only sin is that he leaves autocorrect on and sometimes it does him dirty. also often uses speech-to-text and you can tell because there’ll be a word in the middle of the message that makes no fucking sense. corrects typos immediately because he knows lance will make fun of him if he doesn’t.

lance: too lazy to turn off autocapitalize, so the beginnings of his sentences and his i’s are capitalized. no punctuation, a plethora of text speak (e.g. “v” for “very”). complex emoticons that he has saved as text shortcuts. spelling sucks. uses commas as ellipses. keymashes are chaotic and involve non-latin-alphabet characters somehow

keith: y’all are FOOLS acting like keith texts with proper capitalization and grammar…….he doesn’t have time for that……no caps, no punctuation, MANY typos, frequently shortens words to the first two letters and uses acronyms that he made up on the spot. nobody ever knows what the FUCK he’s talking about. instead of keymashing he’ll just repeat one letter for 4 lines.

hunk: proper capitalization and grammar. writes “haha” instead of “lol”. backwards smileys with noses. uses ten exclamation points to express excitement. always asking lance “OMG, how did you make that face?” impossible to tell if he’s being sarcastic/passive-aggressive or not. will send you a whole ass essay complete with works cited if you’re wrong about something.

pidge: the awkward texter. deadass responds to long posts with “lol” or “cool”. also many typos, but unlike the others she won’t correct them.  will use “u” and “you” in the same sentence. has a keymash saved as a shortcut so she doesn’t actually have to type it. pretty much the only person who can figure out keith’s texts other than shiro.

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anonymous asked:

for ur animal hybrid au, what are each of the paladins animals?

Holy crow someone’s interested in my weird shit this is awesome. Thanks for the ask, bruh, and I am more than happy to answer!

Shiro, obviously, is a Wolf. He is also the only one that can shift. We can all blame Druid experiments. Also, when he shifts, his outfit goes into the form - like his mechanical arm shifts into a mechanical wolf leg - and when he shifts in his Paladin armor, the Voltron symbol emblazones itself on his chest. You can see it in my doodles. :)

Pidge is a Fox - perfectly goes with their mischeivousness, what with hacking the government, infiltrating a secure faculty, updownloading viruses into Galra fleets, starting bets between the other team members…

Hunk is a Badger. Why, you ask? Because they are sweet, adorable creatures until you threaten what they consider to be theirs. Then they go…well, Badger. (Also, he’s a Hufflepuff.)

Lance, also obvious, is a Cat. Seemingly self-absorbed, has a tendency to not be exactly where you expect him to be, sleeping when you need him awake - he probably laid down on some of Pidge’s notes one time, simply because they were out and possibly important. But also adorable and a great friend.

Keith? Well, nobody is really sure what Keith is. Some think maybe he’s cat, some think bat, quite a few think he’s chinchilla and one person put in the possibility of flying squirrel. But since he doesn’t know his mother and doesn’t have a tail? He’s not sure. All he’s sure of at this point is that he’s half Galra.

It’s honestly my headcanon that at some point in human history (between now and when the show starts) that, in order to ensure the survival of the human race, the leaders and great minds of the planet spliced human genes with animal genes. That’s why they’re all hybrids. Think Utawarerumono.

Alteans aren’t hybrids for the above reason. But while coming up with all this I did decide that if Coran was one, he’d be a Meerkat.

Just…think about it. A Meerkat with a giant, orange mustache.

November Visit

It’s easier– now that they are out to the Samwell crew. It’s easier because Jack can come to the Haus and spend time with Bitty there, rather than waiting for when Bitty can grab a train or borrow Lardo’s car. It’s easier because Jack doesn’t have to pretend he and Bitty aren’t more. It’s easier because Bitty and sit snuggled up next to him and Jack can put his arm around him and, yes, they have to watch out for using petnames and being fined and, yes, Bitty is still not huge into PDA but none of that matters because overall, god, is it easier.

It’s routine, now, and Jack loves routines. He gets to the Haus and has his favorite pie and chats with Holster and Ransom about the season. Chowder arrives and screams and Bitty keeps baking and maybe there are a few drinks, maybe there’s not, but at some point, Bitty and Jack depart to his room (usually to catcalls and hollers of “GET IT BITS!”) and then it’s just a matter of leaning down and meeting Bitty in the middle as he leans up and–

Bitty is laughing.

Jack frowns. Bitty sometimes laughs with him but it’s never now. Not when they are supposed to be kissing! For the first time in three weeks!

“Sorry, sorry,” Bitty says, probably seeing Jack’s frown of confusion. “Sorry, hold on, go again.”

Jack obeys. He leans down and Bitty leans up and their lips just barely touch when–

Bitty squeals and jumps away and he’s smiling (Jack can see the crinkles around his eyes) but his hands reach up to cover his mouth.

“What’s wrong?” Jack says. “Do I have something on my face?”

That sends Bitty howling. 

“You know you do, Jack! Oh, I can’t- I just-” He looks away.

Oh. The mustache.

“I sent you pictures,” Jack mumbles, feeling a bit petulant. He had. Bitty hadn’t loved it but he had said he still loved Jack so… “C’mon, it’s not that bad.”

Bitty sombers at his tone a little and nods. “No, of course. Of course not, sweetie. It’s not that bad. Here- just–”

They try again and in his head, Jack is thinking that three tries makes perfect and this time they at least make contact and there. That’s familiar. That pool of heat in his stomach and the way his hands slide down to grab at Bitty’s hips and–

“I can’t!!!” Bitty sounds sorry, but he is also laughing and squealing again and–

“Bitty!” Jack says, smiling now too just because Bitty’s laughter is infectious. “C’mon!”

“It’s– I’m sorry, I can’t!” Bitty says, gasping a little. “It’s- I can’t stop thinking about–”

“What?” Jack says, holding Bitty a little more firmly so he doesn’t skip away completely again. God, he loves this boy. He loves him so much. Even when he is bright red and laughing as Jack tries to kiss him.

Shitty,” Bitty gasps. “I- I’m so sorry but the mustache… I keep thinking I’m kissing Shitty!”

“Oh, what, no!” Jack says. “C’mon, man, that’s- You are not!”

“It’s just right there,” Bitty says. “I can feel it and it’s a mustache and Shitty has a mustache so–”

“So does your dad,” Jack points out.

Bitty’s face folds into one of horror. “EEWWW! I WASN’T EVEN THINKING THAT!”

“Sorry!” Jack says, but he knows he’s grinning. Bitty looks disgusted. “Sorry! Nevermind.”

“Oh, now I definitely can’t kiss you,” Bitty says. “Not til December.”

“I take it back!” Jack tries, laughing as he tries to kiss Bitty who turns his face away. “Don’t think of your dad! Think of Shitty!”

“Jack Laurent Zimmermann. Get off– Holster! Ransom!” Bitty yells before Jack can reach up and put a hand over his mouth. 

“Are you really not gonna kiss me?” Jack says, letting his eyes go wide and concerned. He’s not sure he can pull the look off, but he’s seen Ransom do something similiar to get another piece of pie. “Not till December?”

Bitty glares at him. 

“I’ll make it worth your while,” Jack promises. Bitty sighs and then nods. Jack removes his hand and inches his head down and then–

They’re kissing but Bitty is tense and Jack can tell he is going to start laughing again, any moment so–

“Fine,” he says, leaning away and flopping on the bed, pouting even though he’s not mad. December is only two weeks away. “But I’ll have you know Shitty is a very good kisser.”

Bitty hits him on the shoulder and they laugh and– 

Well, eventually they do kiss.

They just have to do a few other things first.