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Newborn monsters!
For when you want a little monster pal of your own but you don’t want to have to choose.

The Mystery Monster listing lets you get a totally surprise monster in the mail! 
You can give me some basic specifications like colors you hate/love, any expression you’d prefer, but for the most part it’ll be a complete surprise what you receive!

flame-monster-nerd-trash  asked:

OH MY GLOB!!! THE RIDDLER SUIT! ED IS FINALLY BECOMING THE RIDDLER! BETTER HOLD ON KIDS BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE A PUZZLING RIDE! XD

I just realized that we keep saying “Ed’s becoming The Riddler” since 2014. 

  • Ed kills Tom Fandom: He’s becoming The Riddler!
  • Ed has a meltdown in 1.22 Fandom: He’s becoming The Riddler!
  • Ed has a split personality Fandom: He’s becoming The Riddler!
  • Ed kills Kristen Fandom: He’s becoming The Riddler!
  • Ed frames Gordon Fandom: He’s becoming The Riddler!
  • Ed traps Bruce and Lucius and forces them to play games Fandom: He’s becoming The Riddler!
  • Ed’s shots Oswald Fandom: He’s becoming The Riddler!
  • Ed gets green pants Fandom: *has a season 1 Ed type of meltdown* He’s BECOMING THE RIDDLER!

Let me tell you one thing, I will lose my shit when he gets a question mark shaped cane. He needs it, just like Penguin need monocle and Gordon needs a mustache.

evalocity  asked:

It's only my opinion but I loove your URL why would you change it boo

THANK YOU BBY <3 TBH IDK WHAT I WOULD CHANG IT TOO XD SOMETHING WEIRD LIKE “NAM-DADDY-LONG-LEGS-

OR “LEE-JOOHONEYS-EYE-SMILES BC I’M LAME XD

BUT REST ASSURE BC I’M NOT PLANNING ON CHANGING MY URL ANYTIME SOON

anonymous asked:

What would bts do if they were in the mood but you werent and vice versa

LESBIHONEST: WHEN WOULDN’T BE IN THE MOOD TO FUCK BTS… JK!

HOBI: SUNSHINE LIVES UP TO HIS NAME AND IS ALWAYS HOT AND READY TO GO BUT YOU WEREN’T HE WOULD BE LIKE “O-OKAY JAGIYA “ *ATTEMPTS TO SEDUCE YOU* BUT LIKE WHEN WOULDN’T YOU BE IN THE MOOD?! THOSE THIGHS,THOSE EYES AND DAT DICK

JIN: YOU TWO WOULD BE MAKING OUT ON THE COUCH AND THE PINK PRINCES WOULD FEEL YOU PALM HIM OVER HIS JEANS…IF HE WASN’T IN THE MOOD HE WOULD QUICKLY ENGULF YOU IN A HUG HIS CHEEK WOULD REST ON THE TOP OF YOU HEAD…. “JAGIYA LET’S GO GET SOME FOOD” HE WOULD SAY TRYING TO TAKE SOME OF THE STING OFF OF HIS REJECTION… 

JIMIN:BUT LIKE WHEN IS HE NOT IN MOOD…AM I RIGHT… ALL I’M SAYING IS THOSE HIPS DON’T LIE…EVEN IF HE WAS TIRED JIMIN WOULD BE VERY WILLING TO MAKEUP FOR BEING AWAY FROM YOU FOR SO LONG ;)  BUT I CAN DEF SEE HIM TEASING YOU “IDK JAGIYA …” OOPS *STRIPS* BONUS: *YOU’RE JHOPE*….

TAE: OMG THIS LITTLE PINEAPPLE WOULD BE TOO BUSY GUSHING OVER SOMETHING TO REALIZE YOU’RE IN THE MOOD ….OR IF HE’S IN THE MOOD …UNTIL YOU STRADDLE HIM WITHOUT WARNING…. “JAGIYA, IDK WHAT’S GOTTEN INTO YOU BUT I LIKE IT *BITES LIP*…

YOONGI: SWEG LORD WOULD PROBABLY CHOOSE SLEEP OVER SEX… LIKE I CAN FEEL IT IN MY SOUL… YOU HE WOULD BE COMING TO BED AT THE BUT CRACK OF DAWN AND JUST FALL ASLEEP…. BUT IN THE MORNING YOU WOULD WAKE UP TO A VERY HORNY GRANDPA  YOONGI  *PEEKS UP FROM BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS *“I’M GLAD YOUR UP JAGIYA BC I’M STARVING” 

NAMJOON: ALL I’M SAYING IS EITHER WAY WE FUCKING  LIKE NAMJOON COULD BE HALF ASLEEP AND HE’D STILL BE LIKE “JUST THE TIP?” *WINKS*

JUNGKOCK: BUT LIKE SEX IS A NEW THING FOR KOOKIE SO I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD BE A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT COMING ON STRONG…LIKE “JAGIYA?… “ *ACTS CUTE BUT IS ACTUALLY DYING TO GET YOU NAKED*

 I HOPE THIS IS CLOSE TO WHAT YOU WANTED BBY <333

anonymous asked:

Hi love, i wanted to ask you if you could write an imagine on how namjoon/all of them would react to someone asking if their kid is really theirs ( their s/m is a foreigner )

SO I FEEL LIKE ALL THEM WOULD BE OFFENDED AF … 

Jin: would be like “Aw hell naw!  I did not spend 13 hours giving birth for you to come in here and question whether this baby is mine or not ” 

You: “Jin Honey, I was the one in labor for 13 hours”… 

Jin:“My wife did not spend 13 hours in labor…..” 

Jimin: Chim Chim would have silent rage…but he would do what any good parent would and let it roll off of his back… “Don’t worry Jagiya I love you both and their opinions don’t matter… I mean look at her!!! How could she not be my daughter? She’s just as cute as I am” *selfie* 

V: Honestly You and Tae would be too busy raising all 12 of your kids to even worry about it..”Okay kids thank your uncles for coming over to save me I mean visit you” #Familyfunday #Adoptthemallplease

Jungkook: Would be like “We made this” 

You: “Fuck yeah we did” 

Rap Monster: would be pulling out the baby pictures  like” Oh yeah?” 

You: “Honey those are your baby pictures:

Rap monster: “Yeah but look how cute I was” 

J-Hope: Hobi would be so sassy! He would be like …..

Hobi: “Bish what?! You did not just say that Y/N Hold my chains “

Suga: Okay but Yoongi would be the most angry out of all of them

Yoongi: “Is it possible to stab someone with chop sticks?

A/N : I hope you liked this dear and please let me know if you would like more BTS Reactions <3

anonymous asked:

What would Namjoon be like during rough sex?

DADDY NAMJOON OMG I’M SWEATING 

-PINNING YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD 

-BLINDFOLDS 

-THROWING YOU ON THE BED /SLAMMING YOU AGAINST THE WALL 

-GRIPPING YOUR THIGHS 

-ABUSING YOUR BREASTS

-HICKEYS 

-DIRTY TALK

-TEARS YOUR CLOTHES OFF 

-RIPS YOUR UNDERWEAR 

-FUCKS YOU HARD WITHOUT GIVING YOU TIME TO ADJUST 

-SPANKING WHILE HE SLAMS INTO YOU

-PLAYS WITH YOUR CLIT 

-YOU’RE TOES ARE CURLING FROM THE OVER STIMULATION

-ORGASM DENIAL 

-”BABY YOU HAVE TO BEG” 

-TEASES YOUR FOLDS WITH HIS TIP 

-”NAMJOON” 

-YOU’RE ON ALL FOURS PULLING ON YOUR RESTRAINTS WHILE HE PLOWS INTO YOU 

-”OMG” 

-YOU LITERALLY PASS OUT 

-NAMJOON COLLAPSES ON TOP OF YOU

-UNTYING YOU AND KISSING THE BRUISES 

-NOSE KISSES…

100 TO 0 REAL QUICK BUT LIKE EITHER WAY WE FUCKING….

<333

xxkrazykatladyxx  asked:

Hi. I love love love your blog. It has made my life complete haleluyah. Plsplspls try to finish the AU Namjoon part 7 i am bursting at the seams to read it! Xx ur biggest fan ever❤

HAI XD I DID BBY <3 YOU CAN READ CHPT 8 HERE  

Originally posted by ksjknj

anonymous asked:

What would Namjoon be like during passionate lovemaking?

OMG VANILLA NAMJOON OR AS I LIKE TO CALL HIM PROBS REAL NAMJOON: 

-HE WOULD KISS YOU GENTLY 

-HIS FINGERS IN YOUR HAIR 

-YOUR HANDS IN AROUND HIS NECK 

-HE WOULD PULL YOU CLOSE 

-PEPPERING YOUR FACE WITH KISSES 

-YOUR FINGERS WOULD OUTLINE THE HIS BACK MUSCLES… 

-HIS HANDS WOULD BE AT YOUR WAIST 

-YOU PULL AWAY AND NOD 

-NAMJOON WOULD UNBUTTON YOUR SHIRT HIS FINGERS BRUSHING YOUR HOT SKIN 

-YOU WOULD RECIPROCATE… 

-HIS LIPS WOULD GHOST OVER YOUR BREASTS AS HE UNDRESSED YOU

-HIS LIPS WOULD KISS EVERY INCH OF YOUR SKIN 

-YOUR HANDS WOULD EXPLORE HIM 

-HIS LIPS WOULD CONNECT WITH YOURS 

-HIS FINGERS RUBBING YOU 

-YOU WOULD MOAN SOFTLY AS HIS TIP GLIDED ACROSS YOUR FOLDS TO COLLECT YOUR WETNESS

-HE WOULD LOOK INTO YOUR EYES POURING ALL HIS LOVE INTO A KISS AS HE SLIPS INTO YOU GENTLY 

-MOANS IN PLEASURE 

-STOPPING HALFWAY TO TELL YOU HE LOVES YOU

-WAITS FOR YOU TO ADJUST LIKE OMG HE WOULD BE USING ALL HIS SELF CONTROL

-ROCKS INTO YOU SLOWLY AND DEEPLY

-KISSES YOUR SKIN 

-HIS HANDS EXPLORING YOUR CURVES

-YOUR HANDS IN HIS HAIR …..

-RUNNING YOUR NAILS ALONG HIS CHEST 

-HIS THRUSTS SPEED UP PER YOUR REQUESTS

-KISSES ALL THE KISSES

-I LOVE YOU’S 

-WRAPS YOUR LEGS AROUND YOU SO HE CAN DIVE DEEPER

-MOANS YOUR NAME 

-FASTER PACE= SMALL CRIES OF PLEASURE 

-CUMMING INSIDE OF YOU WHILE KISSING YOU PASSIONATELY

-LAYING ON HIS CHEST

-CUDDLING 

-I LOVE YOU’S 

-WRAPPED IN NAMJOON

I’M OFFENDED BY THE AMOUNT OF FLUFF…WHO AM I NICHOLAS SPARKS?   

<333