How Bill turned into a terrorist
  • Bill: aww..!come on Pine Tree! What can I do for you to love me???
  • Dipper: nothing! I won't love even if you explode an entire town!
  • Bill: ...
  • Dipper: What?
  • Bill: then what's about I burn down a whole country?
  • Dipper: What?!?? Bill no!
  • Bill: Bill yes! Just wait here and I'll be back!
  • Dipper: Bill no!!!

im laughing because in the wings concert program book bts were asked for advice on handling long flights overseas

and yoongi and jimin both said the same thing: “stay awake for 24 hours, get drunk as fuck, and then sleep the entire time”


The One With The Interruption
  • *221B*
  • John: *knocks on Sherlock's bedroom door*
  • Sherlock: *in a sexy voice* Come iiiiin. I've been waiting for youuuuu.
  • John: *enters* Hey, I was just wondering- *shouting* for God's sake! *backs runs out in horror* what the hell are you doing?
  • Sherlock: *following, pulling on a dressing gown; annoyed* What does it look like? I was- I was taking a nap.
  • John: *averting his eyes* Since when do you take naps in that position? *groans* tPlease tell me you weren't waiting for me...
  • Sherlock: *frowns* Don't flatter yourself. I'm seeing someone from work *thinking* I'm seeing a woman from work!
  • John: *impressed* That really fit Hopkins woman?
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: Sure.
  • John: *quickly* Well, in that case, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'll just get a jacket and when I get back, I don't want to know anything.
  • -knocking-
  • John: *grimaces* Maybe that's her... *approaches the door*
  • Sherlock: *panicking* Okay, umm...
  • John: *opens the door*
  • Sherlock: *relaxes* It's just Grant and Mycroft...
  • John: *frowns* I thought you two were at dinner?
  • Greg: Well, we were! But Mycroft was talking so loudly on his phone they told us to leave.
  • Mycroft: *texting* I had to talk loud because that awful music was loud!
  • Greg: *frowns* It was important.
  • Mycroft: *sighs* They'll be other meals, Gregory.
  • Greg: *narrows his eyes* You'll be lucky.
  • Molly: *entering, happily; flipping a bottle of champagne, giggling to herself*
  • Molly: *sees everyone; suddenly shy* *grins widely; falsely excited* I'm so glad you're all here! My lab finally got new scalpels!
  • Group-Chat Yuri's Puddles
  • Victor: [21.47] I'm bored
  • Phichit: [21.48] Why? I thought you have fun with Yuri at night???
  • Victor: [21.48] He went to Yurios school... There is some sort of theatre tonight with Yurio.
  • Minami: [21.49] And why you're not with them?
  • Victor: [21.50] Cause of my leg.
  • Phichit: [21.51] WHAT IS WITH YOUR LEG?!
  • Minami: [21.51] Are you able to do ice skating?
  • Phichit: [21.51] I'm on the way!
  • Victor: [21.52] Wait!
  • Victor: [21.52] Makkachin is only sleeping on it.
  • Minami: [21.52] And I thought it would be something really bad.
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...
  • Victor: [21.57] Phichit?