must i do this every 2 years

Mystic Messenger Charm Giveaway~

Waaaa Thank you so much for 3000+ followers ; o ; It’s a number I never thought I would see;;; I’m really grateful to each and every one of you guys. I’ve been meaning to do a giveaway ever since last year but never got the chance to.

I will choose 2 winners. The winners can pick one of the 5 MM characters above and I’ll add a small print as a bonus ^^ 

RULES: 

-To enter the giveaway, you can either like or reblog (or both)

-NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS. I will definitely check ^^. 

-Must be following me 

New followers are welcome to join :) You must be comfortable of giving me your address or else how am I suppose to send the charm to you haha;; Don’t worry about shipping costs, I’ll cover it :) 

The giveaway will end at October 27th 11PM EST and I will choose 2 random winners >v<! 

Thank you again for following me. I’ll try to update more in the future ^^;; 

You Meme A Lot To Me

Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has invited Y/N, Natasha.

Clint: every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break

Natasha: clint, it’s 2 am.

Clint: every step you take

Clint: I’ll be watching you. happy valentine’s day. my gifts will be delivering later on pls do not trash them

Natasha: is that coulson’s song?

Y/N: this explains why my room is flooded with gifts from the others

Natasha: why must tony give us all cardboard cutouts of him every year?

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: couldn’t u choose a better song old man? this is why u have no valentine. even ur wife said no.

Clint: did i invite u? no.

Pietro: today is a day of love so don’t be salty

Clint: Na.

Clint: hahaha get it

Pietro: no

Clint: ofc you wouldn’t

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Custom autism-themed Cards Against Humanity sheets. Best used in combination with the standard set. Reblog with your favorite combinations.

Black cards:

  • Although vaccine theories have been thoroughly discredited, some studies suggest that autism is really caused by ________.
  • To the great surprise of the Autistic community, the latest film from Autism Speaks portrays ________ in a positive light.
  • ________ doesn’t make you autistic! That happens to everyone!
  • The reason there are no autistic adults is because every autistic 17-year-old experiences ________.
  • What’s my special interest?
  • New reports claim that ________ must have been autistic because they liked ________. (Pick 2)
  • Following the consolidation of Autism Spectrum Disorder in the DSM, the ICD will now refer to the entire autism spectrum as ________.
  • I tried to drive from ________ to ________, but due to my horrible navigational skills, I wound up in ________ instead. (Draw 2, Pick 3)
  • You can’t be autistic if you’re capable of ________.
  • Labels belong on ________, not people.
  • To avoid “ass burgers” jokes, Asperger syndrome will be renamed ________.
  • Where do spoons come from?
  • A collaborative campaign between Autism Speaks and PETA will feature nude models with the slogan: “________“.
  • I meant to say ________, but my text-to-speech app autocorrected it to ________. (Pick 2)
  • Don’t you hate seeing everyone on their phones all the time? I miss the old days when we had ________.
  • This year’s Light It Up Blue campaign aims to put light bulbs all over ________.
  • In Temple Grandin’s upcoming book, she explains that cows are similar to autistic people because they both have ________.
  • What’s the best way to come out as autistic?
  • Some people flap when they’re happy. I flap because of ________.
  • In her latest Playboy video, Jenny McCarthy uses her son’s autism as inspiration for ________.

White cards:

  • Knowing useless facts about everything.
  • Exclusively dating autistic people to further the master race.
  • Bribing the diagnostician to make you sound more disabled on paper.
  • Temple Grandin.
  • Rain Man.
  • Flapping your nail polish dry.
  • Measles parties.
  • Tasting spice in food labeled not spicy.
  • The disgusting taste of bottled water.
  • Just nodding and smiling because you’ve already said “can you repeat that?” three times.
  • Having pets who understand you better than humans do.
  • Searching for beer while lost in the desert.
  • Texting someone who is right in front of you.
  • Infodumping about the menstrual cycle.
  • Memorizing the script to a porn movie.
  • Making suggestive eyebrow movements at the wall next to you.
  • Running out of spoons while spooning.
  • Exploiting the stereotype that autistic can’t lie to get out of trouble.
  • Subtly switching to the green communication card when an attractive person is nearby.
  • That one autistic character on that one episode of that one show.
  • A bleach enema.
  • Accidentally staring at a woman’s breasts while avoiding eye contact.
  • Socio-emotional reciprocity.
  • Proposing marriage with a plastic spinner ring.
  • Nikola Tesla making sweet love to his imaginary laser pigeon.
  • Having situational mutism during wedding vows.
  • Going outside, then realizing there’s no wi-fi and going back inside.
  • Stuffing one bag full of everything you could possibly need.
  • Friends doing unrelated things in close proximity.
  • Going to a museum to touch all the sculptures.
  • Guessing people’s names.
  • Knowing more about your neurotype than a psychologist with a PhD.
  • Forgetting to eat.
  • Self-diagnosis.
  • Fad diets.
  • Cows.
  • Cats.
  • Eye contact.
  • The internet.
  • Clothes with no tags.

anonymous asked:

This likely is stupid question, but now that results are in and your country is likely declaring independence, what will happen then? I do not mean this in a malicious way, but in a worried one that the catalan people may face more violence and taken away rights if spanish government would escalate further, and EU is also not seeming all this helpful as they could. Nothing but love and strength to all of you and may your voices be respected! Just really clueless to realities of this process.

We know that our rights are going to be taken away even more, and the military police is probably going to get even more violent towards us. But we also know that they only rule as long as we obey, and that’s what we want to break. All the suffering that may come now will be worth it once we reach independence, because only when we are independent we can be sure that we won’t have to live this again. As long as we remain in Spain we know that they’ll do this to us again. The Spain from the 21st century is still an echo of General Espartero’s most famous quote, “Barcelona must be bombed every 50 years”, repeated by Manuel Azaña less that 100 years ago.

Last Sunday, an old man went out of the voting school and came towards my friends and me, who were waiting in the queue. He told us “be patient, I have waited for 78 years to cast this vote, so you can wait for 2 hours. 78 years, because when I was 13 I already realised we needed independence. Every instant of these 78 years has been worth it”. We won’t live worse things that this man. He lived the Civil War and the Francoist repression, a regime that never seemed to end.

I have just realised when he was 13 years old, it was 1939. The year the fascist side won the Civil War. If this man said living (more than living, surviving) through Francoism was worth it if we become independent, it doesn’t matter what comes now. It’s impossible for anything to be worse than Francoism so no matter what comes, we have to keep going forwards and achieve independence.

anonymous asked:

Which lords have the best asses? Lmao sorry I like my men to have something I can grab

do u not like ‘em bony??? u want somethin’ u can grab???

so u pull up in the jag???

then u hit ‘em with the jab???

like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun???

MY ANACONDA DON’T–

anyway have an ass ranking lmFAO

  • Nobunaga: pancake ass. he would sit on u and u would feel pain bc he so bony. it’s bc he always sittin up on a high horse or some shit (words i’ve seen graciously put by @guacameowle and i must give credit where credit is due bc i laughed for like 80 years). 2/10 bc he makes up for it by being Pretty
  • Mitsuhide: like… nice ass. not 2 plump but not 2 flat either. like perfect shape for an ass. Satisfying Ass. 8/10 bc he don’t know what 2 do w/ it
  • Yukimura: Pretty Good Ass bc it’s toned af like literally every other part of his body. yukimura is hot af idc what anybody says like u better Work Bitch. 7/10 bc he’d die of embarrassment if u try 2 feel him up
  • Saizo: lbr here saizo flat af. like idc how often the game likes to make him seem rly muscular or s/t he’s lean and that’s it and his ass bony af. 3/10 bc at least his dick game strong
  • Masamune: suprisingly decent ass. but like it Hidden under majestic hakama pants so u don’t know till he got it out. also 7/10 bc what are u a heathen??? masamune’s a good man who doesn’t deserve this Sin marvel at his ass don’t touch
  • Kojuro: an Okay Ass. like it ain’t bad but it ain’t rly that special either. has better tiddy than ass but he still bulky so u can’t rly complain. 6/10
  • Hideyoshi: very…….. debatable. like i mean he’s not rly big or anything but hideyoshi is like??? fuckin toned as shit??? have u seen his abs??? wtf. he doesn’t got enough junk 2 be plump or anything but it’s a fit ass so 6/10
  • Toshiie: dude’s built like a motherfuckin tank his ass game is like just as good as his tiddy game. will probs yell at u if u grab his ass but like… follow ur fuckin dreams don’t be a coward. grab that solid 9/10
  • Ieyasu: boy’s on the skinny side so like. he got a pretty skinny ass let’s not lie here. his thighs nice af tho so 4/10 for effort
  • Mitsunari: boy has ass for days and none of y’all will stop thirstin over it but like… understandable bc the Proof is there. 9/10 bc he’ll kill u if u touch it. 
  • Kenshin: he is Beautiful and soft 2 touch but like… kinda skinny so there ain’t enough 2 grab. unsatisfying but he still takin care of u in all other ways so like. 5/10 
  • Shingen: thickest??? motherfucker in this game??? shingen thicc as hell. 10/10 bc it’s a Perfect Ass that matches the rest of how Huge he is and he would happily let u touch it (but u gotta let him touch urs so like think wisely)
relationships in grad school

my fellow grad students and i get asked this every year by incoming students, so i thought i’d summarize our answer in a post for anyone interested!

Q: How do you maintain a healthy relationship with your significant other while in grad school?

A: It basically boils down to 2 things:

  1. Your partner must be understanding of your situation. Communicate that there may be days/weeks/months where you will be extremely busy, and sometimes plans may need to be unexpectedly postponed or cancelled. You won’t be able to make dinner tonight because you need to be in lab later, or some new pieces of data are really shaking up an abstract due in less than 24 hours and you have to stay up all night. Your partner needs to understand that your busyness, and the hectic schedule, does not in any way translate to you valuing them less. Grad school in any form is time consuming, but it is so important to you. They will also need to understand that sometimes you may be short on patience, not because of them, but because it’s hard to shake away the frustrations of grad school work from your other life activities. And above all, tell them that you’re going to need their support through these challenging times. You are important to each other, maybe now more so than ever. 
  2. Even with your busy schedule, you must actively make time to be with your partner. Just because they understand you may not make it home for dinner some days does not give you the excuse to put them on the back burner. Relationships are built upon spending quality time together, so make your partner a priority whenever possible. For example, my fiancé and I schedule weekly Date Nights (which is just dinner and spending a No-Work evening together) that I try my utmost hardest to make a priority by scheduling all my work around it. And even when I was at my busiest studying for my qualifying exams, I still kept those Date Nights because man, I needed that break! And I think you will too. Take the time to recharge with your partner, and give them a chance to be with you too. 

Every relationship is different of course, but I think these two points should apply to most.

Other gradblrs–feel free to chime in! What works/doesn’t work for you?

Hey! So I finally reached 3k and i’ve been on tumblr for a little over a year and I’ve met so many amazing people and I decided to do something to celebrate that. I never even imagined that i’d get that many followers since im barely active and make terrible edits… But i want to thank you all so much!!!

( sorry for the terrible banner it took me like 2 minutes to make)

Rules:
- must be following me
-  check my fandoms
- reblog this post & send me an ask with the character /fandom/ ship/ movie 
- Every edit will be tagged as #3kappreciation

Even if it’s just pretend

(Yes that is a Taylor Swift lyric, from Wildest Dreams)

For @carryon-countdown prompt: Angst

This is something that I wrote months and months ago, but I wasn’t happy with it so I didn’t post it. Lately I’ve started this fantastic new habit where if I don’t like something, I actually go back and make it better rather than pretending it doesn’t exist (very shocking much wow I know).

It’s based on this quote from page 382-383 of Carry On – ‘I came back because I was afraid of what might happen if I didn’t. Baz might just pretend that nothing had ever happened between us. He’d make me feel like I dreamt this whole thing – like I was a maniac and a moron for believing he’d ever felt something for me.’

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How to Write a Fight Scene Without Godmodding

It’s come to my attention that this can be a bit of a difficult thing to get a hang of, and makes for awkward writing. Due to the canon (& oc) characters that I play, and the genres of RP I’m interested in, I’ve accumulated a few years of experience in the subject.

*This is more so a guide about long drawn fight scene rather than drunken bar fights and such.

I’ll be explaining 2 ways of doing this, my go way and another I’ve do every once in a while. Each will have steps and recommendations along with them.

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Tom Holland!sister

Hello! Could you maybe write a Tom Holland imagine where the reader is his older sister (like 25,26) and she plays the Black Widow in the marvel movies, so in an interview for civil war she talks about how proud she is that her “baby brother” got the part of Spider-Man?


You walked onto the stage and took a seat across from Ellen, waving at the audience. “Y/N, how are you,” she asked enthusiastically.

“I’m great, how are you? And thanks for having me.”

“Fantastic! Thanks for coming. I know you’ve been busy with the new movie.”

“Yes it’s been keeping me on my toes. We filmed all over and since press started the cast and I have been in a new place every other day. It’s been great though.”

“You must be used doing this for your Marvel movies. For those who don’t Y/N, she plays the Black Widow in the Marvel Universe. Your first appearance was in Iron Man 2 about…how long ago?”

“About 6 years,” you grinned.

“6 years, wow That’s a pretty long time.”

You nodded, “It is. But when you have such an amazing cast to work with on all the movies it doesn’t seem like it.”

“Speaking of cast mates, you have a new member in Civil War that you were close with before the movie.” You chuckled, knowing where she was going. “Your younger brother is coming into the Marvel Universe.”

“He is. My kid brother, Tom, is the new SpiderMan.”

“What was it like, sharing the spotlight with your brother on this movie?”

“It was fun and…interesting. We’ve never really had to manage work and play before on a professional level so we definitely got put to the test a little. We are very much jokers when we are together so there was even more bloopers going on when we were filming.”

“Was there any sibling rivalry going on on set between you two?”

“No, not really,” you giggled. “I sort of won that fight before filming even started because I pointed out that I was a year younger than him when I got a my job with Marvel. But, even though I beat him, I am so incredibly proud of him. He’s worked really hard to get where he is and he’s an amazing actor. He deserves this role. But I may be biased.”

anonymous asked:

Do you have any advice for training a service dog while struggling with your mental illnesses? Just taking care of my puppy can totally overwhelm and exhaust me and training seems like such a daunting task. I'd really love any advice you have because I'm determined to get her trained and ready to help me out, but it can seem like too much. Thanks so much!

Hey there!
Owner training with a mental illness, or any kind of disability can be extremely daunting!
The first and foremost thing with owner training, is remembering that you are always training! Now I know without context that can sound scary, but let me explain!
When you are training a dog, whether it be a service dog, or a pet, you are always training. You’re laying in bed, and your dog jumps up uninvited (not everyone has this rule, but the program I work for does) you tell them off, and if needed, push them off. BAM, training.
You’re chilling on the couch and your dog is getting into something they shouldn’t, you tell them to leave it. BAM, training.
You don’t HAVE to set out a certain amount of time to do a training session every day. A lot of it is about just being consistent with your rules.

Another strategy I use is training for short periods of time (5 minutes?) on a task or obedience. (Depending on where we are in training.) This keeps me and my dog from getting exhausted and frustrated. I also try and work it into whatever I’m doing at the time. If I’m gaming, I sometimes put them in their vest and practice a quiet down stay next to me, like they would have to do in class or something similar. If I’m making food, I’ll drop some on the floor and practice a leave it.

Try and not overwhelm yourself by thinking that you MUST do a huge training session every day. You don’t. Small bits here and there through the day adds up! I promise! Yes, it’s a lot of work, and takes a lot of time; remember service dogs can take 6 months - 2+ years to train, but you’ll get there!

- Nate

Gather children, our lord speaks through us. It has come to his attention that there are 1,000 people who wish to join this welcoming community. We are all equal. We are one in the eyes of the lord, who blesses few lucky ones with his sweet, warm, onion flavored ejaculate. Thank you for supporting two of his most loyal, humble disciples for more than a year. One day, we can all fly to the swamp and have a big orgy with our savior. Until the arrival of that blessed day, we must remember to keep the lord in our hearts at all times. He is with us all each and every day. Do not let anybody shake your faith.

derya-blog  asked:

OOOOOH !! I just love 'travel' time, I think it's the best part, looking through a window and listening musics I enjoy all the way ^^ I'm motivate to have this time alone with myself, time to think and all that, being alone and away from what I know.. though I was okay for 2 hours, not 4 :') I don't have time when I get home to do anything this year, even my homeworks so it's getting complicated. but still that I'm 100% motvate and that I'm working hard and enjoy that more than any other years:)

I enjoy travelling too but I’d get far too bored having to make the same journey every day. You are anything but lazy girl. I can’t even imagine the effort that must take!

I’m glad you’re working so hard. Keep up the good work and make me proud!

I really want to see more of the Bellas. I really want to get to know, actually know, each character. I want to see them grow and develop. I want to know what they’re each passionate about, like have you ever wondered what Cynthia Rose was studying? Maybe she was a physics major?? Maybe she’s a writer? I want to feel attached to their stories and I want to see how close they’ve gotten over the years. There were 3 years in between pitch perfect and pitch perfect 2, can you imagine everything they must have accomplished in that gap? And not just as a group but also as individuals. I want to see the things that have so tightly bonded this group of girls. I want to see their lives flourishing, and I want to see them crumble every once in awhile. What did they do in between all those rehearsals? Did they have game nights? Movie nights? Did they all study together? What did they do for the holidays? I want to know.

Mojo Bags - Howto

Mojo Bags - HowTo.

Most people in the magickal community have heard of mojo bags, but they can be very confusing, with so many people saying so many different things. In the How-to below, I will be giving you, my version of Mojo bags. This may not be the most “normal” way, it may not be your way, but this is a method of making mojo bags and I hope that this is able to clarify and clear up the very confusing world of mojo bags, a little bit.

Ingredients :

A suedette bag - preferably red (traditional), or a colour that related to your intent (modern).
Herbs - one or a few that relate to your intent.
Crystals - One of many that relate to your intent (again), they are often added in “magick” numbers, or in numbers that relate to your intent.
Paper and Pen - this is for your sigil, symbol, rune, of phrase.
Tokens - commonly used in more traditional mojo bags, a small token such as a four leaf clover charm of a lock of hair can be added depending on your intent (optional).

How-To:

Find a quiet space where no one will disturb you - this is very important.

1) Choose a suedette bag, suedette is chosen because it stops herbs from falling out of the bag, which is incredibly useful. The traditional colour of a mojo bag is red, but if you don’t have red or you would rather relate the colour to what you are doing then pick a related colour, such as: Yellow for intelligence, green for luck/money.

2) Pick out your herbs, you can use one or many, but they need to relate to what you are doing so check up the herb lists on this website, or a good book (e.g. Scott Cunninghams-Encyclopedia of magical Herbs) for all the uses of each herb. Once chosen they need to be mixed together or ground, depending on their size, I use a prestle and mortar to do both; while you are mixing the herbs you need to infuse them with your intent, before adding them to the bag.

3) Next you can pick out a collection of crystals (chippings, points, small wands, tumble stones), whatever you have around. It is common to add them in magickal numbers such as 1, 3, 7, 13, but for a mojo bag 1-3 is fine unless they are very small chippings. However, in some cases, such as love spells, it may be best to add in 2 crystals, to symbolise the two people. Hold the chosen crystals in your hand and infuse them with intent before adding them into the bag.

4) The next step is to create a phrase/word/symbol/rune or sigil that you can add into the bag to physcially show your intent. Which ever option/s you choose depends on what you feel most comfortable with or most drawn to, but they should be drawn/written onto the paper in either black or a corresponding colour ink. While you are creating the phrase/symbol/rune/sigil/word, you must infuse your intent with it before placing it into the bag.

5) The adding of tokens is something that is commonly done in the old way of mojo bag creation, less commonly used today, it can be missed off if you feel it suitable to do so. The adding of tokens is to add in items that have symbolism, for example if you want to reconnect with a lost friend you could add in a piece of jewellery of theirs, if you want to bring luck, you may want to add in a small four leaf clover charm. Before you do anything you must infuse it with your intent and then place it either in the bag, or with charms you can sew them onto the outside of the bag with corresponding coloured thread.

6) Finally you can seal up your mojo bag, by pulling the drawstrings and tying them around the bag, ensuring it will stay sealed. Despite the bag being full, it is not yet “alive”. Begin by infusing the whole bag with your intent, then you have to “feed” it. This is done with oil or incense, whichever you have available, but they must relate to your intent.

For incense , simply light the incense allowing it to glow red before blowing it out. Pass the mojo bag through the smoke several times, while infusing it with intent.

For oil , simply add a few drops of the corresponding oil onto the bag, infusing it with intent - this can be done by massaging it in with your fingers or by simply holding the bag.

8) You must keep the bag touching you for the first week or so (I tie a piece of string around it and wear it around my neck, some people put them in bras, even boxers, or you can cheat a little and keep it in your pocket for 2 weeks), after that the bag can go under your pillow or by your bed for the length of time it takes to work - this can be anything from a few weeks/months to years, depending on the spell. During this time you must keep “feeding” the bag with oil or incense and keep fusing it with your intent every week, to keep it “alive”.

Note : Do not let anyone see or touch the bag - if it is seen then you can bring it back to life by feeding it again, however, if it is touched then the bag is considered “dead” and you will have to start again.

I hope this helps someone in creating their own mojo bags, I find this method incredibly useful.

Six movies I’ll always watch

I was tagged by @peytonwinchesters, thank you darling <3

1. Dirty Dancing - must watch at least once a year and proceed to listen to the soundtrack for the rest of the week 

2. Mean Girls - duh

3. Jumanji - the first one obviously

4. The beauty and the beast - every version of it tbh

5. Pirates of the Caribbean - pretty sure I saw the first one at the movie theater four times, no regrets

6. Two weeks notice - cause I’m a sucker for rom com


I tag: @sterekbros, @superalphabatman, @dashapadackles, @shipimpala, @stilespadapuppy@–blossom– and whoever wants to do it :)

anonymous asked:

Yeah, And I understand he must be traumatized. I've been researching them for years but I think I'll just have to wait until I move out to get one, But hey, At least he lets me have a leopard gecko and 2 guinea pigs :) And when I do get one I'd want a Sunbeam Snake, Or a Blizzard Corn snake (But I find every single snake gorgeous)

leopard geckos are super cool ahhhh!!!

come talk to me!