THE JOYOUS CONGREGATION OF THE SMILING GOD: 25 And the Lord spoke unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying ‘Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?’
26 And the Angel said, ‘I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down somewhere, forget my own head next.’
27 And the Lord did not ask him again.
my best friend's legal guardian is her 22 yo sister, and i've known them for years. i slept over and when i woke up that morning i couldn't find my medication but i remembered having left it out so i thought 'hey, [the older sister] must have put it somewhere' and because i have All The Chill i went skidding down the hallway yelling 'WHERE ARE MY ANTIDEPRESSANTS YOU ORANGE' and some middle aged mother that had been asking for sugar or smth stared in horror at the tiny speed gremlin that i am