must construct additional pylons

  • D.Va: Terminator, The Matrix, Battlestar Galactica, everything points to robot domination of the human race!
  • Genji: Well technically some Cylons relied more on synthetic biology and not conventional robotics, but that was only in the series reboot. And you know those are pretty rare.
  • D.Va: Fine, then Wall-E. It doesn’t matter. I just think it’s strange that we’re not already bowing down to our robot overlords.
  • Genji: I’m a cyborg, you wanna bow down to me?
  • D.Va: Pass.
  • Genji: (robotic voice) Fuck you meatsack, your logic is flawed.
  • D.Va: You are the biggest fucking nerd. You know that right, I mean you really know that?
  • Genji: (robotic voice) You must construct additional pylons. Rrr-wrr-rrr
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  • me: ok time to focus
  • my mind, repeatedly in the background: Here in my garaaaaaaaaaaaage. Just bought this new Lamborghini here. Fun to drive up here in the Hollywood Hills. But you know what I like a lot more than knowledge? this new Lamborghini here. But you know what I like a lot more than the new Lamborghini here? My Tedx talk where I talk about this new Lamborghini here. The. The. Thuhuhuhuhuhuuu. In fact I'm a lot more proud of these seven new Hollywood Hills that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new Lamborghinis. :| :o :| :o :| :o It's like the Buffet Warren billionaire says, "The more you earn the more you drive up here in the Hollywood Hills." In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini, is the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here is that it's a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible because it wasn't that long ago that I was in a little Lamborghini sleeping on bookshelves in the Hollywood Hills with only forty seven billion dollars in my bank account, and forty seven Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account, and only forty seven hills in my Hollywood account, and only forty seven Tedx Talks where I talk about Warren Buffets in my Tedx Talks where I talk about Warren Buffet account. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a Lamborghini, and another Lamborghini, and a few more Lamborghinis. I found five Lamborghinis. I don't call it money anymore I call it fuel units. You must have enough units. You must have enough Lamborghinis. You must CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. I'll see you on my website. It's a quick video and you'll see there absolutely nothing!

What is it with neurotypicals and their bizarre conception of ~life experience~ as this fungible commodity that makes someone across-the-board more qualified than any other given person?

Like. Seriously. This crops up everywhere.

My mom: “I’m worried about you, honey. You’re smart, but you don’t seem to have a lot of life experience”.

You must gain more life experience. You must construct additional pylons.

The Internet Meme Sentence Meme
  • "I'm forever alone."
  • "Know that feel, bro."
  • "You must construct additional pylons!"
  • "Wow. Much cake. Do want. Such sponge. So cream. Amaze."
  • "Problem?"
  • "Me gusta."
  • "Do a barrel roll!"
  • "Bitch please."
  • "Watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass over here."
  • "Y U NO ____?!"
  • "You don't say?"
  • "I used to ____, but then I took an arrow to the knee."
  • *flips a table*
  • "NO."
  • "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down."
  • "Haters gonna hate."
  • "Challenge accepted."
  • "Do you even lift?"
  • “Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?”
  • "Dat ass."
  • "That really rustled my jimmies."
  • "I see what you did there."
  • "If you know what I mean."
  • "And not a single fuck was given that day."
  • "Not sure if ____, or ____ "
  • "Shut up and take my money!"
  • "Cool story, bro."
  • "Deal with it."
  • "One does not simply ___ "
  • "Better drink my own piss."
  • "Damn it, Moon Moon!"
  • "Ain't nobody got time for that."
  • "Are you fucking kidding me?"
  • " ___, what are you doing? ___, stahp."
  • "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
  • "Soon."
  • "Look at all these fucks I don't give."
  • "Son, I am disappoint."

Here in my garaaaaAAGE just bought this uh, new Lamborghini here. Fun to drive up here in the Hollywood Hills. But you know what I like a lot more than knowledge? This uh, new Lamborghini here. But you know what I like a lot more than the new Lamborghini here? My TEDx talk where I talk about this new Lamborghini here Thethethethetheeeeee In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new Hollywood Hills that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new Lamborghinis. :o :| :o :| :o :| UH It’s like the buffet Warren Billionaire says, “The more you earn, the more you drive up here in the Hollywood Hills.” In fact, the real reason I keep this Lamborghini here, is. The real reason I keep this Lamborghini here, is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that drears are still possible because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little Lamborghini sleeping on bookshelves in the Hollywood Hills, with only 47 billion dollars in my bank account. And only 47 Lamborghini in my Lamborghini account. And only 47 Hills in my Hollywood account. And only 47 TEDx talks where I talk about Warren Buffets in my TEDx talks where I talk about Warren Buffet account. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a Lamborghini. And another Lamborghini. And a few more Lamborghinis. I found five Lamborghinis. I don’t call it money anymore, I call it fuel units. You must have enough fuel units. You must have enough Lamborghinis. You must CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. I’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video, and uh, you’ll see there absolutely nothing!

anonymous asked:

What funny names do you have for genderless? Ex. The Embodiment of Chaos, etc. I'm trying to think of what to call my genderlessness in a funny way.

Offhand?

Let’s see.


The Gender Void.
Item Not Found.
Return to Sender: No Such Gender.
Space; The Final Frontier.
Divided by 0.
The Twilight Zone.
Shapes.
#FFFFFF (alternatively, #000000)
N/A
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
No.

That’s all I can come up with on the bus, look to genderoftheday (and alternatively, genderofthenight) for more inspiration!

Followers, what are some of your favorites?

-Aspen