must be jelly

Pick Up Lines

Pairing: Josh Pieters x Reader
Warnings: awful pick up lines???
A/N: This just came to me and I have to be up in like 5 hours, I hope you like it!!
Word count: 618


    It started out as a joke first, Josh tried to use a pick up line on a girl that was awfully cheesy. It didn’t even work so he embarrassed himself with that awful pick up line for no reason. So you did what any best friend would do, you teased him about it.
      The first time was at the club, you walked up to Josh who was on the dance floor, he leaned down to talk to you and that’s when you said “You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that” you looked back at him and smirked, he laughed and you danced with him until the night was over.

     The second time was at his house, you were hanging out with Caspar and Josh. They were playing fifa, you were bored of watching and that’s when you got the idea. “Josh, do you want to see the cutest thing ever?!?” you inquired, “uh sure, hold on” while you waited for him to pause the game you had your camera so that it was on the front facing camera. “Look!” you bit your lip to hide your smile, “uh, Y/N, you know you’re showing me myself right?” Josh was confused, but amused, “ Exactly my point!” Josh blushed a deep shade of red that made Caspar laugh. “ Y/N!!!! You made Josh blush!! Look!” you laughed and went back to watching them play.

     You hadn’t said any pick up lines to Josh in quite sometime now. You had stopped because of the feelings you had started to develop for Josh. You realized this about a week after the second time of doing it. The feelings scared you at first, you confided in Jack, who gave you major reassurance that those feelings, if acted upon them, would be reciprocated.

     Here you were, 3 weeks after talking to Jack about your feelings,  filming a video with Josh. You had continued to use silly pick up lines on him. Today you had a whole list of pick up lines to use.

     Josh was doing his introduction when you decided to interrupt, “ Hello everybody, and welcome back to my channel-” “Josh, is your name Wifi? Because I am feeling a connection” Josh looked at you out of disbelief with a hint of amusement. “ Y/N, that’s the best one yet!” Josh and you laughed together. You let him finish his introduction before interrupting again. “So, what we’re doing today is a little Q & A and this-” “ Josh, can I take a picture of you?” you bit your lip trying to hide your smile “Why?” Josh was confused “ So I can show my parents what my next boyfriend looks like.” you replied nonchalantly, Josh was stunned. “Josh?” “Yes Y/N?” “ You must be a heck of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.” you winked at Josh, he didn’t respond and he didn’t have to, the blush on his cheeks was better than any response he could have give you. “ Y/N?” “What?” “Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush.” You were the one blushing this time. You were smiling really hard as well. Josh notice this and all of a sudden got a boost courage, “Y/N, these past few weeks have been the funniest few weeks of my life! All thanks to your pickup lines. I was just wondering if you maybe would like to go out sometime?” he was fidgeting with his finger, obviously nervous “Yes!!!” you answered. Who knew silly pick up lines could turn a friendship into a relationship.

We’ll Be Fireproof (Lifeguard/Swimmer AU)

Pairing: Victor Nikiforov/Katsuki Yuuri

Words: 26.1k

Summary: “So when is the changing of the guards?” Victor asks, a smirk at his horrible pun playing across his face.
“That’s… I don’t know if I should be mad at how bad that joke was,” Yuuri replies, pretending to be deep in thought. Victor laughs a little too hard, probably because of the fact that all of his muscles, and his mind, must’ve felt like jelly after working so hard.
“Come on, I want us to grab coffee or something. When are you done?”
It took Yuuri a second to realize that the Victor Nikiforov was asking him to hang out, in a possibly date-like manner.

Or, Yuuri is a lifeguard at his local pool, Victor is the star of the swim team that practices there, and Yuuri might spend more than a healthy amount of time watching Victor more than the other swimmers. Victor might notice.

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nct as cheesy pick up lines
  • Hansol: When God made you, he was showing off
  • Taeil: Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
  • Johnny: Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
  • Taeyong: You dropped something. My jaw!
  • Yuta: Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
  • Doyoung: You wanna know what’s big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
  • Ten: Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
  • Jaehyun: You're the salt to my pepper, now let's do some shakin'
  • Kun: You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
  • WinWin: You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line
  • Mark: I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down
  • Haechan: You know, sweetie.. My lips won't just kiss themselves
  • Jaemin: My lips are skittles, taste the rainbow?
  • Jeno: Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
  • Chenle: Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
  • Jisung: You look like my mom
Corny Pickup Lines

1.  Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right
2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
3. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
4. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
5. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
6. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
7. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
8. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
9. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
10. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
11. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
12. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
13. Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
14. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
15. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
16. Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
17. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
18. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
19.  Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
20. Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile. 

Im such nerd trash for this but
  • jacob: *out doing criminal stuff with ned* *points up at big ben* hey ned, shouldnt you be back in heaven by now?
  • jacob: *eating toast w/jelly* *sees ned walking by* hey ned you must be made of jelly cause jam dont shake that way
  • jacob: *carriage hits a bad bump* hey ned, was that an earthquake, or just you rocking my world?
  • jacob: *sees ned walking out of his tailors with new clothes* hey ned those are nice trousers, think i could get in them?
  • jacob: *with ned on a heist* hey ned, someone ought to call the garde on you, cause youve stolen my heart!
  • jacob: *eating candy* *slaps hand over cheek* ouch!
  • ned: whats wrong?
  • jacob: ugh, my tooth hurts... probably because youre so sweet~
  • jacob: *sees ned picking something up off the ground* hey ned, did you drop something? I mean, besides my jaw?
  • jacob: *on a heist with ned* *something goes wrong, building catches on fire around them* hey ned is it hot in here, or is that just you?
  • ned: omfg jacob get us out of here!
  • jacob: *hears neds been arrested again* *goes to save him* *hanging off the back the moving paddy wagon* hey ned, what was your crime? Being sexy as hell? cause if so youre guilty as charged
  • ned: jacob i swear to god...
  • jacob: *falls off a building in front of ned* sorry... ow, sorry, i couldnt hold on, ive fallen for you
  • ned:
  • jacob:
  • jacob: ned
  • jacob: ned i may have broken my leg
  • evie: ned, do any of his lines even work on you?
  • ned: oh yeah, every single one
  • evie: then why do you keep turning him down?
  • ned: i just really wanna see how many more hes got tucked up his sleeve
  • jacob: *staggers in with a crossbow bolt stuck in his shoulder*
  • evie: jacob omg what happened?
  • jacob: *shushes her* hey ned, can you pull this out for me? Some fat little kid with wings and a diapper just shot me with it
  • ned: *when jacob is out of earshot* evie im going to ride your brother like a championship pony
Seventeen as bad pickup lines
  • Woozi: You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
  • DK: You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
  • Joshua: What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • Jeonghan: Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
  • Seungkwan: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • Hoshi: You must be jelly, because jam don't shake like that.
  • The8: Your mom told me to say "Hi" to you.
  • Dino: Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Jun: Your body is 75% water, and I'm thirsty.
  • Vernon: Dang girl, you're cute, let me get your email address.
  • Mingyu: Can i punch you in the face... with my lips?
  • Wonwoo: I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y?
  • Scoups: My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
Monsta X Reaction To Their Girlfriend Saying A Cheesy Pick Up Line

Shownu

Y/N: “Are you a magician?”
“Are you doing this agai-”
Y/N: “Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears“
“I…”
Y/N: “Ba-dum-tss”


Wonho

Y/N: “Ay Hoseok”
“What?”
Y/N: “You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that“
“What does that even mean?”
Y/N: “I don’t know but it sounds weird so I thought about you”
“Are you sure it’s something you say to a guy?”
Y/N: “You’re thinking of nasty things, aren’t you”
“What? Not at all…”


Minhyuk

Y/N: “Ouch! My tooth hurts!”
“What? WHY? WHAT HAPPENED?”
Y/N: “You’re just so sweet!”
“Oh please, you’re making me blush”


Kihyun

Y/N: “No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes“
“… Babe.”
Y/N: “Shush you’re ruining the moment”


Hyungwon

Y/N: “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”
“Ohh~ You cheese ball”


Jooheon

Y/N: “If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas”
“It’s June”
Y/N: “Can’t you play along!?”
“I like it when you’re frustrated~”


I.M

Y/N: “Your ass is so nice that it’s a shame that you have to sit on it”
“The rest of my body makes up for it”


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