Actually, talking to Muslim boys in general isn’t at all a comfortable experience for me, which I know for a fact is the result of the combined vigorous efforts of Islamic School and my family to protect the flimsiest of things: my reputation. “Oh, no,” my mother still says to other aunties, in our living room, in their living rooms, all over the world. “Hamare Nuha maa aise ghalat-salat kaman nehi karte.”
You’re right, mom. I don’t do things like that. I don’t talk to Muslim boys. I go out of my way to avoid conversation with Muslim boys. And when I find myself in conversation with Muslim boys, I turn into a crimson-cheeked (and have you seen my cheeks? That’s a lot of red.), tongue-tied mess. I’m infinitely more comfortable with sisters–small talk flows so easily: what are you doing right now? Any plans for further schooling? When’s the wedding? Is the baby sleeping through the night? But all it takes to leech that away is the presence of a boy–and if he’s even semi-handsome, I’m gone.
I’ve spent a good bit of time wondering why. There’s Islamic School, of course; I spent grades six through twelve not talking to boys. (In any case, I didn’t really want to. They all smelled like Cheetos and stale socks and cheap cologne.) In college, I was good friends with non-Muslim white boys, with Asian boys, with Black and African guys, with Latino guys, and the occasional desi boy. And then there’s the family, but mostly my mother. I love the woman to death, but I spent my entire childhood hearing her call me a moti behens and a gangat ki bael, and that sort of thing takes its toll: I have a very difficult time thinking of myself as a a desirable woman. I know I have a quick mind and a sly sense of humor and straight teeth, but I never believed that I was pretty. I still don’t.
So when I’m talking to a Muslim boy, like any Muslim girl, I think, “There is the distinct possibility I might marry you.” Most other girls, I presume, go on evaluating the boy, and come to some decision; I think, “Why the hell would he marry me, of all people? What would we even talk about? He would leave me in a second! It would be my fault if he cheats (and he will) because who wants to look at my mounds and mounds of fat and frizzy hair? Why would he? Why should he?”
And then I run away because I’ve had enough hurt in my life, thanks. I can’t even entertain the possibility of more.
Moral of the story: I need some therapy before I get married. Maybe I could tell my parents this and they’d leave me alone about it.
Its a shame how we don’t pray to Allah as He deserves to be prayed to. It’s a shame we focus on dunya more than deen. It’s a shame we open our social media sites more than opening the Qur'an. It’s a shame we forget the real purpose of our creation.