A Dramione Fanmix (compilation of songs that give me dramione feels)

  • You Are The One - Shiny Toy Guns {}
  • I Can Almost See You - Hammock {}
  • Youth - Daughter {}
  • Angels - The XX {}
  • Doorstep - Emily and The Woods {}
  • Skin - BOY {}
  • Guilty Kisses - Ilya {}
  • Overjoyed - Bastille {}
  • Ion Square - Bloc Party {}
  • Pretty Face - Soley {}
  • Paradise Circle - Massive Attack {}
  • Colourblind - Counting Crows {}
  • You and I - Palpitation {}
The Most Offensive Song Ever
  • The Most Offensive Song Ever
  • South Park
  • Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Sometimes I’m really childish.

While my mom isn’t religious, per se, she was raised in a religious household and hates things like “Oh my god”, “Jesus Christ” and other “lord’s name in vain” things.

So, keeping with the festive spirit, I played this.

Howdy Ho.
the Virgin Mary was sleepin’
When Angel Gabriel appeared
He said, “You are to be the virgin mother.”
and Mary thought that was weird.
Mary said, “I’m not a virgin.
I blew a guy last year.”
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
“My child, have no fear.”

cause, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
And still not be considered flawed.
Although you went to town and sucked some semen down,
You’re still a virgin in the eyes of God.

There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
But they were so very tired, you see,
And Mary had to offer a bribe.
Since she had no money,
How would she pay for a place to sleep?
Gabriel appeared to Mary
And told her not to weep.

‘Cause you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
And still be the mother of Christ.
If there’s no room at the inn, then it’s not considered a sin
so suck a dick and get a room tonight!(laughs)

Then, three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman’s touch
Mary thought she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed.
But again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said:

“You can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
Every one in the nation.
Fellatio ain’t no sin. Go on and blow those Three Wise Men
And you’ll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration!

So, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
The donkey and the ox and the lambs
And even the little drummer boy
folks will remember your name quick. They’ll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a dick!”
'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.

'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and  joy.

Seasonal Mixtape:

CD 1: Spring

  1. Always Where I Need To Be - The Kooks
  2. Bubbles - Biffy Clyro
  3. Come Closer - Miles Kane
  4. Everybody Talks - Neon Trees
  5. Grace - The View
  6. Here It Goes Again - OK Go
  7. Hey Hey Girl - The Virgins
  8. I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend - The Ramones
  9. Men’s Needs - The Cribs
  10. My Favourite Game - The Cardigans
  11. Suffragette City - David Bowie
  12. This One’s Different - Howler
  13. Tick Tick Boom - The Hives
  14. What Will You Do (When The Money Goes) - Milburn
  15. Friday I’m In Love - The Cure
  16. Wetsuit - The Vaccines
  17. Machu Picchu - The Strokes

CD 2: Summer

  1. Awkward - San Cisco
  2. Breakneck Speed - Tokyo Police Club
  3. Dance Inside - The All-American Rejects
  4. Diane Young - Vampire Weekend
  5. Friction - The Family Rain
  6. Give It All Back - Vampire Weekend
  7. Keep On Your Dress - The Pigeon Detectives
  8. King City - Swim Deep
  9. Miracle Mile - The Cold War Kids
  10. Pelican - The Maccabees
  11. Roll With It - Oasis
  12. Sappho - Tribes
  13. She’s Got You High - Mumm-ra
  14. Swim - Surfer Blood
  15. Weekend Wars - MGMT
  16. We’re The Good Guys - Saving Aimee
  17. Wild - Royal Teeth

CD 3: Autumn

  1. Be Your Man - White Lies
  2. Default - Django Django
  3. Everybody Wants Me - The Pigeon Detectives
  4. Hawk Eyes - The Kicks
  5. I’ll Try Anything Once - The Strokes
  6. I’m A Realist - The Cribs
  7. Jerk It Out - Caesars
  8. Sex With The Ex - Reverend & the Makers
  9. This Is The Club For People Who Hate People - The Subways
  10. Tick Tick Boom - The Hives
  11. Touch Me - The Doors
  12. We Are Not Good People - Bloc Party
  13. The World Was A Mess But His Hair Was Perfect - The Rakes
  14. The Wrong Direction - Passenger
  15. Your Bones - Of Monsters and Men
  16. 17 - Milburn
  17. 3’s & 7’s - Queens Of The Stone Age

CD 4: Winter

  1. Burial Ground - Dog Is Dead
  2. Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
  3. Dear God - XTC
  4. Don’t Look Back Into The Sun - The Libertines
  5. Ever Fallen In Love - Buzzcocks
  6. Girlfriend In A Coma - The Smiths
  7. I’m Slowly Turning Into You - White Stripes
  8. Moving To New York - The Wombats
  9. No Surprises - Radiohead
  10. No Way Down - The Shins
  11. Remember You’re A Girl - The Kaiser Chiefs
  12. She’s Lost Control - Joy Division
  13. Smokers Outside The Hospital Doors - Editors
  14. Sunday Girl - Blondie
  15. We Used To Be Friends - The Dandy Warhols
  16. Where Is My Mind - Pixies
  17. Wherever You Will Go - The Calling