Okay, let’s try this again.
Hi all, my name is Calliope, but please call me Calli. Before anyone asks, yes my hair gets caught in my butt when I shower and yes it gets stuck in my arm pits, along with anything it can get it’s hands on. No, I will not cut it off.
I’m the basic model, but my passion is writing of any proportion. I’m a lover of all animals, but I have a special love for cats. I also love these things called “humans”, unlike most people.
I’m 26, if you guys want my social security number or my credit card information feel free to come say hello to me on my hangouts!
// I would L O V E plots!