Can we appreciate the man that is Michael Giacchino?
Not only has this man composed music for Star Trek, Jurassic World, Inside Out, Tomorrow Land, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, and many more, but the titles for his music are just mainly puns and bad jokes like
Hey Owen, what do you owe me? I Owen you nothing
It’s a small world after all
Ah yes, home wheat home
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
This may not be the dustbowl, but those apes are angry
Land of the Lost
I don’t know who Matt Lauer is , but he can suck it
I’ve been thinking too much, and now I’m stressed out, because I care what you think. You’re the tear in my heart, and now I’m a goner, so can you save my heavy dirty soul? I doubt you’d say yes, and you would just tell me not today. But I made you the judge, because we don’t believe what’s on tvanymore, because the tv messed with the message, man. I’m just gonna go back to my hometown, since I’m fairly local there. So I’m just gonna get onto the highway, in the lane, boy, and ridehome.
Boom. I didn’t know how to add “Polarize” in there, but I did 13 of the 14 songs from the “Blurryface” album. Song titles are italicized and bold, while lyrics are only italicized.