music-problems

  • Me in choir rehearsal:I am surrounded by musically illiterate shrieking harpies
  • Me in choir rehearsal:The note didn't move up or down, so why did your pitch
  • Me in choir rehearsal:Your music is being held in front of your face
  • Me in choir rehearsal:What are you doing
  • Me in choir rehearsal:Subdivide or go home
  • Me in choir rehearsal:Please count
  • Me in choir rehearsal:Why am I a Soprano
  • Me in choir rehearsal:I hate my section
  • Me in choir rehearsal:I will pay you to sing quieter
  • Me in choir rehearsal:Why
Getting into the music right as the conductor cuts you off

Then having to stop and start and stop and start OVER AND OVER AGAIN

  • (Me in an orchestra first-read-through where the conductor is going fast)
  • Me:OH GOD
  • Me:SIXTEENTH RUNS, OH
  • Me:OH THERE THEY WENT, I JUST LOST COUNT
  • Me:WHERE AM I
  • Me:JUST WATCH THE FIRST CHAIR'S BOWINGS
  • Me:FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT
  • Me:I'M STILL LOST
  • Me:LONG TONES, OH FOUND IT
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:LOST AGAIN
  • Conductor:Come on guys I know you can do better than that.