music-nerd-problems

how a music crush begins
  • me: *sees male musician*
  • me: meh I guess he's kinda cute
  • male musician: *plays for two seconds*
  • me: YOU ARE LITERALLY APOLLO MY SOULMATE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE MAN MY ONE LOVE I NEVER DOUBTED YOU WE SHALL MARRY AND HAVE BEAUTEOUS MUSICAL OFFSPRING
some much needed music au’s

• you’re the first chair first violin and i’m the first chair second violin and you need to stop insulting my section au

• i’m the biggest orch dork and you’re the biggest band nerd au

• you play classical piano and i play jazz piano and you need to take the stick out of your pretentious ass au

• i’m a soprano and you’re a tenor and no you’re the bigger diva au

• you’re my niece’s piano teacher and i have to pick her up from her lessons and hey you’re kind of cute au

• you told me my technique sucks and i threw your reed across the room au

• you saved my instrument from falling and now i owe you my life au

• you’re my accompanist and you’re just going too damn slow au 

• i’m the second chair cellist and you’re the first chair violist and all we do is make snarky comments behind our conductor’s back au

• we both take from the same teacher and they told both of us that we were the best student au

• we’re the romantic leads in a musical and our director says our kiss scene sucks want to practice after class sometime? au

• i just really needed to use this practice room and i come in and you’re playing your instrument naked oh my god why au

• you’re a math teacher and i’m the choir teacher and you keep telling your students that my class is useless so you will sit here and listen to every piece and movement i can find until you admit that you were wrong au

• i’m an alto and you’re a bass and we’re in a quartet together but i told our soprano she was flat and you had to pull her off of me au

• i’m a child prodigy and you’re just started a few years ago but you’re already competing for my chair placement au

Pianist Problems

-out of tune pianos

-when pedals don’t work

-almost any piano a school owns or uses for competitions

-keyboards

-always chipping nails

-having hands that are too small to reach some chords

-the massive amount of theory

-having to play jazz in school and classical at home

-having to memorize insane amounts of music in a matter of weeks

-loving it to much too ever quit

THEATRE KID PROBS 😬🎭

When a character on a show (or in a movie or in a play) is generally disliked but they are your favorite because the actor who plays them is so good.

Marry a Broadway Nerd:

You can perform “Take Me or Leave Me” at your engagement party