music of the woods

In all seriousness, yeah Bastille didn’t win an award, but that will never invalidate their hardwork. They’re still continuing with their day and look forward to seeing their fans. Even if they are slightly saddened, we should just continue to show them our support and love for them/their work! We should always let them know that we appreciate them for what they do!

Musicals as types of people in school
  • Phantom of the opera: The emo kid with short hair that's always in every singe musical the school puts on
  • Cats: The kid that knows that everybody hates them but they still fight to pursue their dreams/the kid that nobody knows is an acrobat
  • Sweeney Todd: The goth kid who hisses as people in the hallways and only hangs out with like two other people and keeps a diary
  • Heathers: The really popular and preppy girl who's secretly really sad about everything
  • Spring awakening: The kid who makes waaay to many sexual jokes and lost their virginity before everyone else
  • A chorus line: The kid who's never available to do anything because they're at rehearsal
  • Wicked: That one kid that was always ignored in school but grew up to be extremely famous
  • Into the woods: the kid with an unnaturally morbid sense of humor
  • Les Misérables: The kid who's way to into politics and starts fights just about every day
how to spot a theatre kid

- knows too much about first treasury secretary alexander hamilton, bank robbers bonnie and clyde and the newsboys strike of 1899

- grocery shopping list consists of ‘the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold’

- when introduced to someone new, sings:

 - and i’m jAVERT

 - alexander hamilton, my name is alexander hamilton

 - veronica sawyer. i crave a boon

- laughs at anyone who says disney isn’t realistic because nobody randomly breaks out into song

- favourite rappers are the cast of hamilton and the witch from into the woods

- when walking in the rain, will start singing on my own from les miserables

- panics when the cast list is about to be posted

- blood is 90% throat coat

- constantly losing bobby pins

- has no sense of privacy because have you ever had to do a quick change

Some Musicals as Clickbait Titles
  • Hamilton: He didn't throw away his shot- until he did!
  • Phantom: "The strange affair of the Phantom of the Opera, a mystery never fully explained."
  • Assassins: The strangest JFK assassination conspiracy yet!
  • The Drowsy Chaperone: This man listened to musicals so much that he hallucinated he was in one!
  • Heathers: This Teen Murdered Three of Her Classmates- Find Out What Went Wrong!
  • Les Mis: We heard this story about an obscure French rebellion- and we are LITERALLY SOBBING :'(
  • Into the Woods: You'll never look at fairy-tales the same way again!
  • The Sound of Music: New evidence has uncovered what upper-class Austrians did in light of Anschluss, and you'll never guess what it was!
  • Sweeney Todd: "Demon Barber": One Man's Journey of Revenge, Murder, and a Meat Grinder.
  • Waitress: You go, girl! This woman's journey is the most inspirational thing you'll see all year.
theatre songs that could resurrect me

• the bitch of living

• ring of keys

• blackout

• schuyler sisters

• la vie boheme

• bad idea

• defying gravity

• tomorrow is a latter day

• king of new york

• this world will remember us

• no one else

• one day more

• into the woods prologue

• all that jazz

• gimme gimme

• naughty

musical ratings based on if children swear
  • falsettos: great at first, but slows down a lot. 7/10
  • annie: terrible. so many children, so few swears. 0/10
  • into the woods: none, but if it was made now im certain little red would drop an f-bomb. 1/10
  • music man: not even trying. 0/10
  • fun home: idt there are any? 0/10
  • billy elliot: incredible. set the standard. if u like children swearing this is the show for u. 11/10
  • spring awakening: theyre not child actors, but gosh do they swear a lot. 2/10
  • matilda: they say hell a couple times. 5/10
  • spelling bee: again, not child actors. if "erection" is a swear, 3/10, if not, 0/10
  • a christmas story: no full on swears, but quite a few near swears, so its alright. 2/10
  • school of rock: very good. bonus for talking abt hating the man, minus for being a not great show. 8/10
  • sound of music: can u imagine if one of those kids started swearing thatd be hilarious. 0/10
the signs as musical theatre quotes
  • Aries: I am flame and I am fire
  • I am destruction, decay, and desire (Next to Normal)
  • Taurus: Look, I find some of what you teach suspect, because I'm used to relying on intellect, but I try to open up to what I don't know (Rent)
  • Gemini: Must it all be either less or more, either plain or grand? Is it always "or"? Is it never "and"? (Into the Woods)
  • Cancer: A dream is a soft place to land (Waitress)
  • Leo: I don't come cheap but the kisses come free ;) (Hairspray)
  • Virgo: No other road, no other way, no day but today (Rent)
  • Libra: Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise (Les Miserables)
  • Scorpio: Oh, you're gonna be wounded. Oh, I'm gonna be your wound. (Spring Awakening)
  • Sagittarius: When your feet don't touch the earth, you can't feel the fates that hurt. And you're free, there's no need, to come down. (Finding Neverland)
  • Capricorn: I don't want to fight, but I won't apologize for doing what's right (Hamilton)
  • Aquarius: If you want me, satisfy me (Once)
  • Pisces: Don't you carry nothing that might be a load, come on and ease on down the road (The Wiz)
There's so much R&B to be found, no excuses (pt. 2):
  • Sampha
  • Bibi Bourelly
  • Guordan Banks
  • Ari Lennox
  • Vanessa White
  • Justine Skye
  • NAO
  • Noname
  • Roy Woods
  • June’s Diary
  • PJ
  • Eryn Allen Kane
  • Jamila Woods
  • Kehlani
  • Gallant
  • H.E.R.
  • Anderson .Paak
  • Gabriel Garzon-Montano
  • D.R.A.M.
  • Raury
  • Ambre Perkins
  • Samaria
  • Sinead Harnett
  • Ella Mai
  • Paloma Ford