music for tango

Javier Solís, Jorge Negrete, Lola Beltrán, Pedro Infante, José Alfredo Jiménez, Rocío Dúrcal y Antonio Aguilar

This was at this mexican restaurant near my house. it’s so awesome i sit facing it every time i go.

The signs as my students

Aries: The girl who answered the question “what’s something that’s magnetic?” with “Beyonce” 

Taurus: The boy who ran around at recess screaming “I LIVE TO DIE”

Gemini: The kid who thought snapchat face filters were just some cool game and was always asking if he could ‘play snapchat’

Cancer: The student who looked me straight in the eyes and said “I can see things other people can’t” and then went right back to drawing velociraptors.

Leo: The girl who wrote a full-page story about a woman who fell in love with a giant ear of corn. The best line of the story being “The corn was always there for her.”

Virgo: The kid who would call me over to fill me in on the latest third grade gossip every morning

Libra: The student who dramatically sat down across from me after school and said, “Miss we need to talk business” when asked what kind of business replied, “Chip business”

Scorpio: The student who was not actually in my class at all but was somehow always in the classroom anyway

Sagittarius: The boy who during aftercare somehow snuck out of the school, walked to the 7-11, and then came back with a huge bag of chips

Capricorn: The boy who grabbed my hands one day, started humming tango music, and proceeded to pull me away to dance around the room with him

Aquarius: The kid that called me over in the middle of silent reading time to tell me that moth man did nothing wrong and was just a guy trying his best

Pieces: The little girl who every time she saw me would scream “warning you!” before jumping onto me and expecting me to catch her


If anyone’s got a craving for horror-themed 80s pop/new wave camp and hasn’t seen this before, behold: “Dracula’s Tango”. In *~Full HD~*.



El Tango de Roxanne
Ewan McGregor, Jacek Koman & José Feliciano
El Tango de Roxanne

El Tango de Roxanne - Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Performed by Ewan McGregor, Jacek Koman & José Feliciano

Originally written and performed by The Police.
Moulin Rouge! became the first movie musical in ten years to be nominated for the Academy Award for Best Motion Picture of the Year since Disney’s Beauty and the Beast (1991). (x)

Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months. And then, one not-so-very special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story. A story about a time, a story about a place, a story about the people. But above all things, a story about love. A love that will live forever. The end.
—  Moulin Rouge, 2001
The Samwell Team as stuff my bf did p.2
  • Bitty: accidentally ordered 50 cans of peaches instead of 5, sold them at school to make profit
  • Jack: once fought a goose to impress his s.o (me)
  • Ransom: once drunkenly cried bc his best friend said that he was "a good noodle"
  • Holster: Rapped the entire Hamilton Musical, continued to ask me out on our first date after he saw that it impressed me
  • Shitty: His chosen signature is a weed smoking illuminati sign
  • Lardo: Broke his thumb, continued to play beer pong (instead of going to the hospital)
  • Chowder: Got sent to the principals office, brought pizza with him
  • Nursey: screamed "CLOTHES DON'T HAVE A GENDER", while fistfighting in a skirt he borrowed from his s.O (again, me)
  • Dex: Stole a refrigerator from his neighbors (bc his grandpa dared him to)
  • Whiskey: Secretly loves polca music
  • Tango: Still speaks to his plants lovingly though they have all died in his care

Bird Cage Tango

He had it coming, he had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you’d have been there, if you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same


I love Edward Nygma
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real intelligent guy…
dramatic… a murderer.
But he was in trouble
He was trying to find a nice bottle of wine for me
And instead he found Isabella.
I took it upon myself to get her to leave Ed alone
Ed needed someone to appreciate him on his own level.
But the little idiot couldn’t take a hint.
Let Ed go, I said.
And she refused.
I guess you can say her and Ed finally broke up
because of lifestyle differences.
She saw herself as alive
and I saw her dead.


You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Oswald.
Oswald liked to call my girlfriend by the wrong name, Isabelle.
No, it’s IsabelLA.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, because Isabella got hit by a train and I’m
looking for a bit of sympathy
and there’s Oswald posin’
for a painting, drinkin’ wine
and he says I’m so sorry about Isabelle. No, it’s IsabelLA.
So, I said to him,
I said, “you call her Isabelle
one more time…”
and he did.
So I took him to the docks
and I fired a shot into his gut…
…and pushed him in the water