music for patricians

I hate Craig, he’s the type of kid who thinks that listening to Death Grips makes him unique and recommends them to literally anyone he talks to. Even his grandmother. And when his parents send him to therapy for listening to them, he claims they don’t know what true patrician music is. He then broods in his room while writing a youtube comment like “I’m only 10 years old and I think Death Grips is a good band with deep lyrics” and the comment gets 100 likes because people think he’s some teenager posting it ironically.