museum crushes

CLUBESKIMO facts
  • Their logo is an igloo with a palm tree.
  • They chose the name Club Eskimo because of the people that lives in igloos, the eskimos, who eat raw meat and live a rebellious life in the cold wilderness. They want their music to be like that, rebellious and raw.


DEAN

  • His real name is 혁권  / Hyuk Kwon.
  • He is also known as Deanflluenza.
  • He was born on 10th November 1992.
  • He was born in Hongeun-dong, Seoul.
  • He made his debut in the US on July 2015, and in Korea on October 2015.
  • He is 177cm.
  • His bloodtype is 0.
  • He is signed under Universal Records and Joombas Music Group.
  • He is also a member of the crew Fanxy Child with Crush, Zico, Penomeco and Millic.
  • He has a younger brother called Hyuk Bom.
  • He can speak English.
  • His favourite colour is green.
  • His influences are Kanye West, N.E.R.D, Childish Gambino (Donald Glover), Cashmere Cat and Chance The Rapper. 
  • He is Catholic.
  • He gave the name REBELS to his fanclub.
  • He chose his stage name because of James Dean.
  • His favourite food is sushi. He also likes pizza, jelly and chocolate.
  • He is friends with JeongHan from Seventeen and ChanYeol and BaekHyun from EXO.
  • He is close with Jay Park, Crush and Zico.
  • He admires IU and would like to work with her.
  • He produced K-Pop songs such as “Voodoo Doll” for VIXX and “Black Pearl” and “Unfair” for EXO.
  • He also produced songs for international artists such as “One Less Lonely Girl” for Justin Bieber.
  • He started his musical career when he was 16 as a hiphop artist. During this time he collaborated with other artists and was part of the hiphop crew The Cohort with Keith Ape. When he was 19 he went to the US, where producer Hyuk Shin discovered him. He currently works with him both in the US and in Korea.
  • When he started writing music in Highschool, he used to keep it a secret from his parents. When they found out, they supported him.
  • If he has to describe his music in three words: raw, rebel and root.
  • He thinks his lips are his main attraction.
  • His ideal type is someone who understands him and his weird antics.
  • He was a producer in Show Me The Money 6 with Zico (Team CODEAN).


CRUSH

  • He was born on 3rd May 1992.
  • He was born in South Korea.
  • His real name is 신효섭 / Shin HyoSeob.
  • He is in Amoeba Culture.
  • He made his debut on 7th December 2012 with the song “Red Dress”.
  • He is Christian.
  • He is 175cm.
  • His calligraphy is bad.
  • He has a dog called 두유 (Doyou).
  • Doyou is an American Skimo Miniature (not confirmed, but pretty sure it is).
  • He used to be in a duo called Masterpiece with female rapper Cheetah.
  • He always cries when he listens to “Sofa”’s lyrics.
  • He chose his artistic name, Crush, because his real name is Shin HyoSeob and when you pronounce it quickly it sounds like “Shi Shup”. He though that this would be written like “CSub” in English, but since he has a pretty bad calligraphy, one of his friends asked him if it said “Crush”, and so he liked this better and that’s how he chose it.
  • Zion.T was his bestfriend and they used to live together. They were so close that, according to Dynamic Duo, they gestures and way of speaking were almost the same.
  • When Zion.T left Amoeba they stoped following each other on social media and rumors said that they were not friends any more. They follow each other again nowadays and their relationship seems to be good.
  • He is a member of VV:D, with Zion.T, Elo and Loco.
  • Before debuting as a singer, he helped other artists producing their music.
  • He is a member of the crew Fanxy Child with Dean, Zico, Penomeco and Millic. 


CAMPER / RAD MUSEUM

  • His real name is So Haejoon.
  • He is a graphic artist and  a DJ, singer and producer.
  • He created their logo and helps with album work.
  • He has two instagram accounts. In one he posts his graphic works and Rad Museum is his main account.


2XXX!

  • His name is pronounced “twotriplex”.
  • He is a producer at Joombas Music Group.


JUSÉN

  • His real name is Kim Jusen. (I have doubts with wether it is “Jusén” or “Juisen”.
  • He is a composer at Joombas Music Group.


CHEK PARREN

  • His real name is Cho Daehee.
  • He is a DJ.
  • His birthday is 16th August.


MILLIC

  • His real name is s 천승현 / Cheon Seung Hyun.
  • He was born on 24th April 1993.
  • He is signed in HIGHGRND.
  • He is part of the crew Fanxy Child with Dean, Zico, Crush and Penomeco.
  • His bestfriends are Dean and Crush.
  • He started rapping in the same amateur community as Dean.
  • He speaks at least a bit of English.
  • He is a DJ and producer.


MISO

  • She is a producer, singer and DJ.


OFFONOFF

  • They are a duo.
  • They debuted on 2016.
  • They are signed under HIGHGRND.
  • Colde is the vocalist and 0channel the DJ.
  • Colde was born on 10th May 1994.
  • Colde is both a singer and composer.
  • 0channel was born on 16th April 1994.
  • 0channel is a DJ, producer and composer.


PUNCHNELLO

  • His real name is  이영신 / Lee Young Sin.
  • He was born on 28th May 1997.
  • He was born in Anyang, Kyonggi-Do.
  • He is signed in HIGHGRND.
  • He is 162.5 cm.
  • He debuted on September 8th, 2016 with “Lime”.
  • He appeared in Show Me The Money 6 as a contestant. 
  • He was eliminated during the battle against MyunDo because they got a tie and were requested to perform another song. Punchnello couldn’t concentrate and didn’t rap anything. He explained later on that it was due to his mother being ill and her conditioning worsening at the time.
  • He participated on the song “Show Me The Money” with other eliminated rappers such as Penomeco and Olltii.
  • During the interview with the eliminated artists he explained that his mother was doing well.
  • He loves cats and has one.




crds to @bbyeskimo

Across the room he sat, playing a game of cards with his friends and laughing at his own jokes. He was secretly eyeing me from a distance, stealing small glances every now and then, and turning his head away every time I lift mine up. He was wearing ruby red pants, slightly rolled-up exposing his brown oxfords, a white shirt and a pair of suspenders that held his pants in place, and he felt a constant need to keep flicking through his chestnut brown hair. He was a living portrayal of James Dean, and the amount of close attention I paid to detail was ridiculous, considering all I took of him was just sneaky looks here and there. He just had his own unique persona that shone through, as if he was a piece of art that belonged in a museum.
—  S.D | Excerpts From A Book I’m Writing

cute date idea: you pick me up on a crisp december morning and try your best to focus on the road instead of me while i apply my mascara. we get coffee and breakfast, and then go to the art museum. it’s cold outside as usual, but we don’t mind because we’re together for now and that’s all that matters. we look at each other more than the art, then drive to the theater to see a movie. you take me back home to meet your dog and snuggle up together on the couch to watch something lame on netflix. loving you is blissful.

“We’re back, boy.”

Ever notice how often Larry licks his lips?

I did, and I decided to gif it.

And it happens a lot.

I mean

Just in the first movie

I found 16 moments to gif

And I might of even missed a couple

The man doesn’t know how to keep his tongue in his mouth

I stg that would drive anyone with the hots for him mad, and he wouldn’t even be knowing he was doing it.

I’ve been really sad the past couple of months that my dream of visiting museum was crushed when it closed up shop, and now Touka-chan has had to say goodbye to :re too and I’m even more sad

Evolution of a NatM fan
  • 2006 me: *tiny kid voice* Mommy look at the pharaoh dancing!
  • 2009 me: *slightly bigger kid voice* Wow the pharaoh's kind of cute what was his name again?
  • 2015 me: I WANT AHKMENRAH, FOURTH KING OF THE FOURTH KINGS RULER OF THE LAND OF HIS FATHERS TO FUCK ME ON EVERY EVEN VAGUELY HORIZONTAL SURFACE OF THE BRITISH MUSEUM HOLY SHIT holY SHIt
Phantom Troupe: Day Off

Chrollo: Walking trough the city to find new items to steal or wasting his time in a library or museum. 

Uvogin & Phinks: Crushing men’s confidence at the gym and arm wrestling with them. 

Machi and Kalluto: Joining the craft club and also crushing people’s confidence for their own amusement.

Nobunaga & Franklin: Chugging down beer and judging random people. 

Feitan: Making dark themed art on walls and stealing new art books. 

Shizuku & Kortopi: Spending time at a record shop. 

Shalnark: Beating people at the arcade.

Bonolenov: Seeing different kinds of tribal antique stores. 

Pakunoda: STOLEN CREDIT CARDS OUT! She’ll shops till she drops. Not only for herself of course, but also for the other spiders so that they all can be hella fabulous at the club later that night. 

  • Me before joining UD Fandom: Urgh, I can't believe I had a crush on a Mummy when I was 10 years old...
  • Me after joining UD Fandom for the first time: Oh hey, Josh Washington's a really good character! Hm, I wonder why his face is so familir....
  • Me a few days after joining UD Fandom: .....Ahkmenrah...? Is that you???
  • Me after a few more days of joining UD Fandom: No...It...It was a silly c-crush on a fictional Pharaoh Mummy...It wont take me again! I was 10! Have mercy on me Jesus!
  • Me today: *re-watched all Night at the Museum Movies* Ahkmenrah is the best. I demand a standalone movie! NOW!!!