musers

if you’re new to the muse fandom and you’re worried about arriving late to a joke, here’s a list of topics which we’ll never stop joking about:

  • the stress of being asked “what genre is muse?”
  • the fact that nobody actually knows what genre muse is
  • 1984
  • muse = just a bunch of geeks
  • muse fandom = also just a bunch of geeks
  • matt is an alien
  • space and aliens in general
  • matt’s on-and-off stage persona
  • matt’s before & after a new album era transformation
  • trying to sing along to micro cuts
  • “-the fuck is matt saying?”
  • “-the fuck is matt talking about?”
  • “-the fuck is matt singing?”
  • “-the fuck is matt wearing?”
  • -the fuck is dom wearing?”
  • chris the baby machine
  • matt the chicken killer
  • matt the farmer
  • matt’s laugh
  • matt’s sheep
  • poor chris
  • poor dom
  • tom kirk is evil
  • #soon
  • the apocalypse
  • brie = gay cheese
  • “sit the fuck down!”
  • dom’s faff bag
  • matt’s sock fetish
  • octopus
  • pedro
  • matt trying to kill dom on stage
  • the embarrassing ‘pwoper phase’ every muser goes through and tries, to no avail, to forget ever happened
  • never ask muse to mime
  • never believe anything tom says
  • never believe anything matt says
  • be suspicious of anything dom says
  • believe everything chris says
  • "the muse”