the canon ships and how they deal with “last night on earth” scenarios:
  • vax and keyleth: visit keyleth's hometown, have a lovely conversation with keyleth's father, promise to come back after everything is done and just have an all around cute and pure time
  • percy and vex: IT'S TIME TO F 😍 U 😍 C 😍 K BOYS 👌👀 WE POPPIN' THE BIGGEST BOTTLES TONIGHT 🍷🥂🍷🥂🍷🥂 mMMMMᎷМ 💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌 GONNA GET 👏 THAT 👏 GOOD 👏 DICK 👏 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥
Perc’ahlia Moment Ep.78 Transcription - “How to Answer a Door”

aka: she DID that

Quick note, decided to just do Laura/Vex’s & Taliesin/Percy’s dialogue/responses, as there was a lot of crosstalk/sound effects happening & would’ve lengthened the process when REALLY this is all you sinful people need. Please enjoy! (And I personally recommend rewatching that part as much as possible, the acting & reacting are spectacular.)

Taliesin: As a quick thing.

Percy:  I knock on Vex’s door. I have a bag. I go to Vex’s door, I knock on her door.

[knock knock knock knock]

Vex: Uhm hello, who is it?

P: It’s me, I have something to show you.

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They don’t get to the carefully collected alcohol. The door slams behind Percy, nearly catching his coattail. There’s a brief, strange moment where he feels everything, all at once. The cool glass of Courage’s bottle against his palm, the weight of all his clothes, the heat of Vex’s gaze.

They should talk. They should really, really talk.

Percy places his clumsy armful of bottles onto the table. They should talk. There was a plan, dammit.

Vex smiles at him. She is so, so naked and so beautiful.

Plans never do work out, and Percy has never been so grateful for it.