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2 Reasons I Love/Hate Tuesdays

The ‘Love’ Part: I get to praise this lovely scout in all of his wonderful glory to the fullest (pft like everyday already isnt like that, Hah)

The ‘Hate’ Part: Chores a.k.a-

anonymous asked:

your muse is a whore. you have too many ships

[Out_of_Crimson:] I was about to ignore this because I don’t have time to deal with someone like you but I ended up answering. If my muse is a whore or not is your opinion. I do have TRILLION of ships I love yes, and I’ll ship them no matter your opinion. Each ship happens in different verses, even if it happens in the same verse I don’t give a fuck about your precious opinion. I believe you might be jealous of my muse’s affairs. Don’t worry TINDER is the solution for you! Just go and try to find some fun. I ship what I want with whom I want! If you’re jealous I don’t fucking care because that’s childish. This is my blog if you’re not pleased with what you see just leave. I don’t care about your presence. But please follow my advice and go to TINDER, your life might change and you’ll find something else to do. I’m here to have fun and love my ships to matter what, no matter if you ship them, or people hate them. I DON’T FUCKING CARE. This is my blog, so just leave and have a nice day?

Ps: Hate doesn’t affect me. I’m just laughing at this. You can even tell me to kill myself I’ll not do it. Life is toooooo precious to be wasted with people like you.

new   one - liner   call,   pls specify muse.

[Femslash February]: Frenemies

*plays Annie soundtrack* you’re only a day behiiiiiind~!

last chlonette prompt for the week! 

(pst. you should read @sadrien‘s nail polish headcanons bc they’re a+)


Day 7: Frenemies (Chlonette)

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Link to Archive of Our Own: [AO3]

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“Round 20, Bourgeois!”

Marinette slammed open the classroom door and dramatically pointed at Chloe who was sitting quietly in her seat for once, answering her text messages and catching up on the homework she didn’t do last night. Chloe looked up in disinterest until she realized that it was Marinette issuing her a challenge. Chloe immediatley brushed her books onto Sabrina’s desk and slammed her hand down on the table. “You’re getting your ass kicked today, Dupain-Cheng.”

“Judges!” Marinette called as she dropped her bag off at her desk and went to stand in front of Chloe’s. “Front and center.”

Nino groaned and slumped in his chair. “Uggghhh, I don’t wanna do this. This has been going on for over a month.”

“Say what you want, this is hilarious,” Alya snickered. “Let’s hope it ends today.”

“Keep saying that, and you’ll jinx it,” Adrien warned. 

Sabrina laughed when the three of them came over. “Alright, everyone. Rules have not changed. In the event of a tie, we’ll get a neutral party to split the vote. Agreed?”

Nino, Alya, and Adrien each held up a hand and swore. “Agreed.”

“Alright, Marinette,” Sabrina smiled. “You go first.”

Marinette slammed her hand on the table right next to Chloe’s. “Matte red polish. Ladybugs and roses for the nail art. Rhinestones on the accent nail.”

Chloe smirked. “Tri-color glitter-infused gradient with bumblee nail art on the accent nail.” 

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Okay I get why most rpiers are not fond of personal blogs that reblog roleplays, muse status posts and such..

But.. why do people get so bent out of shape for a personal just following your blog or asking your muse questions and doing little generally harmless things like that?

Mischance [Jungkook]

{{ noun // bad luck; an unlucky occurrence }}

Accidentally punching your new neighbor isn’t the best way to introduce yourself.

Fluff. Neighbors AU. 1,633 words.

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You can be very jumpy sometimes.

One time, during a paintball fight, Eunbi tried to ambush you and ran straight towards you screaming. In your panic, you threw the paintball gun at her, and she narrowly avoided a trip to the hospital for a broken nose. It’s safe to say, Eunbi makes sure to stay a good distance away from you from then on. Actually, all your friends make sure not to scare you now.

After so many jump scares, screams, and horror movies later at your friends’ home, you find yourself bidding them goodbye and walking back to your own apartment. You’re not sure why you thought it was a good idea to take a stroll back to your place alone, but after scaring yourself half to death with your own imagination that warped shadows into dark entities and monstrous creatures, you run the rest of the way back.

So far, you’ve made it home safely, thank goodness. Standing in front of your apartment door, you search through your purse for your keys, furrowing your eyebrows when you don’t hear the familiar jingle. But suddenly, there’s a small shuffling noise behind you, and you freeze up. You feel someone creeping up behind you. Petrified, millions of different scenarios race through your mind, each one more terrifying than the next. What if it’s a murderer? What if they’re trying to kidnap you? Oh god, what if it’s that ghost girl from the horror movie? You frantically try to find your keys now, digging through all your pockets as well.

Suddenly, you feel their hand on your shoulder.

Your first instinct is to scream. Your second is to wildly punch them in the face.

Fuck! What was that for?!”

Oops.

That was definitely a real, breathing human being, and not a ghost.

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like for an ICON BASED STARTER  !!  ( those kinds where i do a random number generator & write a starter based on the icon number it gives me. )

Up close and personal Meme

Rules! Send either “Mun” or “Muse” plus a question if you want to know the answer from either from the intimate, TMI questions below!

웃    Last thing you remembering thinking before you fell asleep last night. 

☿     Something that scares you to your core. 

♒    A memory that still makes you cry. 

☑    The biggest regret of your life. 

❣     Tell us about your fist kiss. 

♥     Tell us about your first time. 

❥     The first time you had your heart broke/ detail your first major break up. 

✄    Something about yourself you’re really embarrassed or ashamed about. 

☺    A memory that always makes you laugh out loud

♪     Your OTP and what do you think it says about you and the love you want/think you deserve?

♫    Style icon? Who do you wish you looked like?

♋    Secret, guilty pleasure

☯    Strangest turn on. 

✐    Tell us a bit about your first writing project you can remember. 

✒     Tell us about your favorite book

✑    The worst book you have ever read. 

ϡ     Have you ever lied or cheated to get something you wanted, whether a lover, a grade, a toy, ect?

۵    Random piece of love advice

❂  Tell us your three wishes for yourself

✬   Do you hate anything about yourself

✣   What do you think your muse says about you?/ Your mun says about you?

✌    Something you would change of the fandom/character’s universe?

✚   Religious views? Paths to said views?

❇   Tell the truth about _____ [ asker makes up question]

    I was going to do a follower appreciation for 1,337 followers, but then Persona 5 dropped and everyone made a blog and (glances at milestone in the rearview) … So I’m going to call it a 2 years celebration.  I made narxkami on April 21 2015, so it’s been just over two years since I started this blog and let me say that it’s been a blast from beginning to right now. Yu has helped me through a lot of things and helped me grow as a person (I hope), but it would never have been possible without all the precious S. Links friends I’ve met along the way. You guys mean more to me than I could ever put into words, so I just want to say thank you. Really. I’m sure I’ll forget some people, but please remember that if I follow you or if we’ve interacted ic or ooc, then you’re part of my wonderful experience here. I can’t express how grateful I am to know you all. Without further ado …

     THE OG INVESTIGATION TEAM: You guys defined the main cast in a way that any number of animes and spinoffs could never do. Even if we’re apart or don’t interact any more, I’ll never forget you guys. 

     @hanxmura, @chieriot, @amagiggled, @kvjikawa, @kumahanamura, @shirogune, @hokotei, @gooselullaby, altrustae, @velvetempress

      THESE BONDS BRING YOU CLOSER TO THE TRUTH: You guys are on my dash all the time and it’s still not enough. It wouldn’t be the same without you.

    @bleachblondbeefcake, @notyourprinccss, @thekingteddie, @sweetpvnk, @puckish-rogue, @atolsremix, @hyoukan, @froppii, @fearframed, @hananura, @reaperdachi, @beyondarrest, @emoticlysm, @sabazio@truthorslap@purseona, @seacrowned, @backstagebaae, @galacticpxnt@steelbanchou, @dokitsuu, @lamentis, @honorbourne, @rationalclover, @hiunmei, @treurspel, @ujimashii, @foolspartner, @desbearer, @orokana-riko, @frcidyne, @fragilefated@breakmaki, @shrapnelsong, @starpcff, @naesarang, @saltyprotector, @mcncheri, @downtomyunderoos

      RANK 10—YOUR EYES TO SEE THE TRUTH: If you haven’t seen your name yet, brace yourself for exorbitant amounts of praise and sappiness because you guys are the lights of my life—I can’t imagine existing without you.

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anonymous asked:

Do you think Tyrion knows that Aegon isn't who he says/thinks he is

Thanks for the question, Anon.

It’s pretty clear Tyrion thinks things don’t really add up re: Illyrio’s mission:

“Tell me,” Tyrion said as he drank, “why should a magister of Pentos give three figs who wears the crown in Westeros? Where is the gain for you in this venture, my lord?”

The fat man dabbed grease from his lips. “I am an old man, grown weary of this world and its treacheries. Is it so strange that I should wish to do some good before my days are done, to help a sweet young girl regain her birthright?”

Next you will be offering me a suit of magic armor and a palace in Valyria.

“I told you, my little friend, not all that a man does is done for gain. Believe as you wish, but even fat old fools like me have friends, and debts of affection to repay.”

Liar, thought Tyrion. There is something in this venture worth more to you than coin or castles.

And he even specifically wonders what Illyrio is doing with the Golden Company in this venture:

“I admire your powers of persuasion,” Tyrion told Illyrio. “How did you convince the Golden Company to take up the cause of our sweet queen when they have spent so much of their history fighting against the Targaryens?”

That, plus his musings on the Blackfyre line, set up Tyrion to be suspicious of Illyrio’s plots. Having Young Aegon be the son of Rhaegar and Elia doesn’t make any of this come together more sensibly. Why would Illyrio care personally about restoring the last Targaryen crown prince’s son to his birthright? What “debt of affection” could he owe to Young Aegon, or to Rhaegar’s shade? Why would the Golden Company be willing to fight for the would-be Aegon VI, who represents the line which again and again repulsed the Blackfyres from their supposed birthright? There’s something more going on, something even under this disguise, and if Tyrion has not totally puzzled it out, he has plenty of doubts before he even lays eyes on Aegon.

So even after Tyrion wins his wager with Haldon and gets Aegon’s cover story, I don’t think he believes it, certainly not totally. This may be why he taunts Young Aegon about his life seeming to be a perfect fairy tale:

“Aye.” Tyrion moved his elephants. “And when the pisswater prince was safely dead, the eunuch smuggled you across the narrow sea to his fat friend the cheesemonger, who hid you on a poleboat and found an exile lord willing to call himself your father. It does make for a splendid story, and the singers will make much of your escape once you take the Iron Throne[.]”

And why Tyrion makes this rueful comment after their game:

Young Griff jerked to his feet and kicked over the board. Cyvasse pieces flew in all directions, bouncing and rolling across the deck of the Shy Maid. “Pick those up,” the boy commanded.

He may well be a Targaryen after all.

Of course, I think whatever doubts Tyrion harbors about Aegon’s legitimacy, he’ll be sure to repeat them all with confidence when he takes his place as one of Daenerys’ advisers in TWOW. Tyrion wants to get home, for a variety of reasons, and if he doesn’t already know that Team Aegon has landed in Westeros, he can reasonably bet they’re not going to go through pains to get him back and bring him to Aegon’s court. Daenerys is his ticket home (with his head still on his shoulders, at least), and one of his most valuable assets in relation to Daenerys is providing her with information on Young Aegon and his crew. I fully believe Tyrion will confidently assure Daenerys that Aegon is a false pretender, and this information - combined with Daenerys’ own renewed belief in “fire and blood” and the prophetic warnings she’s received about the “mummer’s dragon” - will be all the more fuel to her push west to take the Iron Throne from this boy who would style himself her nephew.

The Queen Regent (NFriel)