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Casting director Douglas Perrett of COACD released a book called “Wild Things” in which he unveiled Polaroid pictures from 2000 to 2010 of future models at their first castings and his first impression of them.

Miranda Kerr – First impression: “She would always do her castings with her blonde friend, another Aussie who would always get the job. She never booked the jobs.”

Chanel Iman – First impression: “Realized how young these kids are. She needed a hug that day.”

Arizona Muse – First impression: “Didn’t get at first; Her hair, her face.”

Elettra Wiedemann – First impression: “Meh.”

Candice Swanepoel – First impression: “Didn’t like her; Found her very Barbie-like.”

Hilary Rhoda – First impression: “Her first season, they begged her to do my shows. Too tall. She later did Balenciaga that season.”

Abbey Lee Kershaw – First impression: “They kept sending her over to hang out. I wasn’t sure why, neither was she.”

Daul Kim – First impression: “We just connected in a nerdy bloggy kind of way; lots of staring and grunting sounds.

Rosie Huntington Whiteley – First impression: “Upbeat character, she seemed to have her eye on the big picture.”

Liu Wen – First impression: “Professional, in and out. Class act.”

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So I heard that it was National Siblings Day yesterday… so I just wanted to do a late shout-out to my incredibly amazing sister, @wyrd66.

Even though Wyrd is 5 years older than me, people always mistake us as twins. Maybe that’s because we look alike and sound alike and have similar interests… but I think it’s mainly because we’re just incredibly close to each other. Wyrd is my best friend. She always has been and she always will be.

We’ve always had each other’s backs–from when she used to elbow kids out of the way so I could walk through the playground to the time when I chewed someone out for being rude to her about wearing a kilt to a convention. I love that we can just talk for hours about our interests, even if I’m not into Thief like she is or she’s not into Voltron like I am.The point is, we can still talk endlessly about everything and anything–from dog sledding teams and training chickens to walk on leash to the political implications of Jedi corruption and the disappointing shortcomings of writing in our favourite media. I love talking to her, spending time with her, and feeling supported by her. I couldn’t imagine a better friend, better cheerleader, better roommate, and better sister.

So… Wyrd, you are the Luke to my Leia. I couldn’t ask for a better sister. I love you.

“Ah, the bunny outfit? While it looks exquisite while garbed upon milord, I can’t claim any credit for it.”

“I did sew it together myself, true. But the idea was with those who suggested it. I simply worked without a moment’s reprieve to sew the outfit to perfection. I do hope milord hasn’t yet torn one of its sleeves off…”

Playlist

1. Something Big - Shawn Mendes
2. Brokenhearted - Cover by The Vamps
3. Year 3000 - Cover by The Vamps
4. Mmm Bop - Cover by The Vamps
5. Jack - The Vamps
6. That Girl - Cover by The Vamps
7. Mr. Brightside - Cover by The Vamps
8. Cecilia (breaking my heart) - The Vamps
9. Girls on tv - The Vamps
10. Wild Heart - The Vamps
11. Last Night - The Vamps
12. Somebody to you - The Vamps
13. Hallelujah - Panic! at the disco
14. my songs know what you did in the dark - fall out boy
15. Teenagers - Cover by The Vamps
16. Weightless - All Time Low
17. Dear maria count me in - All Time Low
18. Psycho - Muse
19. Reapers - Muse
20. Mercy - Muse
21. Dead Inside - Muse
22. Aftermath - Muse
23. Revolt - Muse
24. Madness - Muse
25. Starlight - Muse
26. Thing we lost in the fire - Bastille
27. Marry you - Bruno Mars
28. Sugar - Maroon 5
29. It was Always you - Maroon 5
30. Bad Blood - Taylor Swift
31. Style - Taylor Swift
32. Hey Soul Sister - Train
33. photograph - ed sheeran
34. Yellow - Coldplay
35. magic - coldplay
36. shots - imagine dragons
37. release - imagine dragons
38. trouble - imagine dragons
39. Passing time - heffron drive ft. logan henderson
40. night like this - hilary duff ft. kendall schmidt
41.  shades of cool - lana del rey
42. i want you to know - selena gomez/zedd
43. sumertime sadness - lana del rey vs cedric

“…nnngh.” Oh, look, it’s a Noire, currently laying in a hospital bed, slowly waking up. “…it’s been a while since I’ve hurt this much.”

She slowly sits up (a bit more difficult when you’re missing most of a limb), and takes a look at the now-thoroughly-bandaged stump that used to be her arm.

“…meh. I’ll just commission a cybernetic replacement.” …Wow.

I.

I was not expecting that kind of reaction, considering how pissed you got at the time of disarm-ment.

“Your jokes are terrible.” Hush.