murray langston

Billy & the Teacher - TEACHER: Billy, Why are you late? BILLY: Class started before I got here. - TEACHER: Billy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? BILLY: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Billy, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ BILLY: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ TEACHER: No, that’s wrong BILLY: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Billy, what is the chemical formula for water? BILLY: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? BILLY: Yesterday you said it’s H to O. TEACHER: Billy, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? BILLY: A teacher