murderous drama

things you’re missing out on if you don’t watch eyewitness!
  • explicitly gay characters
  • n o queer baiting
  • bisexual lilies
  • badass independent female characters
  • unsexualized, non fetishized, unstereotyped lgbtq+ couple
  • cool as fuck action sequences
  • crime drama !
  • murder mystery !!
  • good af soundtrack
  • poc in positions of authority!

(feel free to add to this!)

murder, she wrote starters #1

notes: feel free to change pronouns, etc. to make it fit if needed. this show aired from mid 80′s to the 90′s & is a whodunit show so this will contain references to murder, theft, affairs, & many similar topics.

  • ❛i didn’t steal it!
  • ❛[name]! [name], you in there?
  • ❛there’s something I want you to see.❜
  • ❛by recognizing what she had been, what how much she had meant to me, well, it was a way of keeping her alive in my heart.❜
  • ❛well, with, uh, your permission, i’d like to excuse myself.❜
  • ❛i killed him❜
  • ❛he could pick a fight over anything.❜
  • ❛all those years of taking his orders and sacrificing whatever kind of life she might have been able to make for herself.❜
  • ❛take a look, [name].❜
  • ❛wrong? my facts are never wrong. ❜
  • ❛well, tonight you are a professional nincompoop!
  • ❛[name], be quiet.❜
  • ❛and naturally we’re all very relieved that [name] has been cleared. ❜
  • ❛i just find it very hard to believe.❜
  • ❛i’m sure they were here last night.❜
  • ❛well, perhaps so, but humor me.❜
  • ❛that is very insulting.❜
  • ❛well, unlike my [family member], I haven’t got anything to hide.❜
  • ❛is that an invitation?
  • ❛i’m not particularly proud of what I had to do to earn that money, but I did it.❜
  • ❛don’t ever touch me like that again.❜
  • ❛you don’t seem exactly broken up over [name]’s death.❜
  • ❛if I love him, how can I justify spying on him?
  • ❛but I can live without you.❜
  • ❛just how intimate a wedding will this be?
  • ❛i got hung up at the office, and traffic’s brutal.❜
  • ❛i’m sorry honey, i can’t make it.❜
  • you’ve always read me like a book, haven’t you?
  • ❛you know how they say there’s nothing quite so romantic as san francisco after dark? i wouldn’t know.❜ 
  • ❛yesterday, i met him for breakfast, and he had these circles under his eyes, and he smelled like perfume.❜ 
  • ❛you made the deal for him.❜ 
  • ❛he just wants some freedom to explore a few more things.❜
  • ❛now I’m getting stubborn.❜ 
  • ❛[name], so delighted you could join us this evening.❜ 
  • ❛how could [name] afford to bring her to a place like this?❜ 
  • ❛i didn’t know you were here tonight.❜ 
  • ❛you’re really beautiful.❜ 
  • ❛[name], have you noticed there’s something a little strange about this place?❜ 
  • ❛you can take my purse, and you can search me.❜ 
  • ❛well, i mean, i walked past the open door, and i saw her him standing over [name] with the gun.❜ 
  • ❛i haven’t slept all night, and i’m tired.❜ 
  • ❛i, too, have been up all night, and i have got jet lag on top of it.❜ 
  • ❛he was dead when I walked in.❜ 
  • ❛well, I’d like to believe that.❜
  • ❛[name] would’ve understood that.❜
  • ❛look, i don’t know how to explain this, but i wanna be a performer, and i knew if i didn’t give it a shot, a real shot, that i’d be miserable and so would my [marriage/relationship].❜ 
  • ❛i was gonna quit before [name] got out here. ❜
  • ❛he wouldn’t let me quit. he knew i was broke, so he held back on my wages.❜
  • ❛we’ve only had one killer in our family and the redcoat shot first.❜
  • ❛uh, I’m still waiting for the results.❜
  • ❛now we’re getting somewhere.❜
  • ❛what is it about that woman that makes me nervous?
  • ❛naturally, all contracts will be honored. 
  • ❛let me worry about that.❜ 
  • that’s a shame about this whole thing.❜
  • ❛forgive me for interrupting you.❜
  • ❛always so organized.❜
  • ❛frankly, [name], i don’t know how I could ever run this club without you, but I’m gonna try.❜
  • ❛i really appreciate this now that I’m on a budget.❜
  • ❛i wouldn’t tell a soul.❜ 
  • ❛thanks for the lift.❜
  • ❛and don’t worry. i won’t say a word about what you’ve told me.❜
  • ❛oh, darling, don’t pout.❜
  • ❛i thought we should get our stories straight.❜ 
  • ❛i was about to ask you the same question.❜ 
  • ❛you don’t know how much better i feel now that we’ve talked.❜ 
  • ❛that means he didn’t fire the gun.❜ 
  • ❛i’m so happy to see that you’re satisfied.❜ 
  • ❛i mean, what the hell is going on here?❜ 
  • ❛what’s this lady trying to suggest?❜ 
  • ❛well, that’s my office persona.❜ 
  • ❛it was not an accident.❜ 
  • ❛do please accept my condolences.❜ 
  • ❛we were very close.❜ 
  • ❛oh, am I interrupting? ❜ 
  • ❛[name] take it easy.❜ 
  • ❛i think we oughta postpone the wedding.❜ 
  • ❛i thought marriage was supposed to be for better or worse. ❜ 
  • ❛darling, i just can’t ask you to tie yourself to me with all this hanging over my head.❜
  • ❛but you’re innocent!❜ 
  • ❛won’t that noise disturb you?
  • ❛right now, i could sleep through armageddon.❜ 
  • ❛we are going to get to the bottom of this.❜
  • ❛these are police photographs. where did you get them?❜ 
  • ❛i knew you were trouble as soon as i saw you.❜ 
  • ❛what was I gonna do? spend the rest of my life workin'in this rinky-dink club?❜ 
  • ❛i’m sorry about all the problems.❜
  • ❛i got big news for ya, baby.❜ 
  • ❛well, i don’t usually give advice, but in this case, i say go for it.❜

ok but I’m imagining a replay of when Hannibal chucks that massive sad because Will doesn’t turn up to his appointment but with them as Murder Husbands post finale like Will goes out for some coffee but gets distracted by a cute dog (obviously) and has his phone switched off and when he gets home a couple of hours later than he said he would the door’s open and Hannibal is sitting in the living room surrounded by destroyed furniture with his car keys on the table and his head in his hands because he’s been out searching for Will, but then had given up thinking he’d finally left him permanently and Lacrimosa is playing and WIll is just like ‘what the fuck’ 

and Hannibal doesn’t say a word but he just gets up and hugs Will really really tight and doesn’t let go for ages and Will is just honestly bewildered by it all but he just goes with it because he can tell that under the mask of calm Hannibal was clearly freaked out / upset 

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A friend posted a picture about cities that have abolished Columbus Day and made it Indigenous People’s Day. Someone posted “Fuck Indigenous Day” and proceeded to make a bunch of racist comments that denied and justified genocide. These were the comments made by this idiot who came in to white knight for the other one.

She uses her full legal name and lives in California.

Tumblr. Do your stuff.

UPDATE: It would appear that the employer has been receiving a lot of e-mails because of this post, especially when word got out that the manager actually laughed at the comments Erika left on Facebook. 

Because someone wrote an e-mail to the CEO and this was the outcome:

For those who can’t read it, here’s what is being said:

Concerned: Hello! I am emailing you today to let you know that your office manager, Erika Everett, has been going on a rather racist and violent tirade on facebook. Apparently, someone on facebook being happy about Columbus Day being renamed Indigenous Day in some places was very upsetting to her. Here she is saying it’s ‘too bad we didn’t get rid of all the indians’ Here she is making light of child abuse I will note that someone has already contacted you, by means I’m not sure of, and apparently her supervisor and Ms. Everett apparently laughed about her disgusting comments together. It is already making the rounds of the internet. Hopefully some disciplinary action is taken before it become too much public knowledge that yet ANOTHER unapologetic racist is a manager at a financial service industry. It doesn’t bode well for a company that backs up this kind of behaviour. I hope Pinedo Financial Services is not one of these companies. Thank you - A concerned observer

The CEO: THIS IS HARASSMENT STOP NOW!!!

Concerned: Thank you for the confirmation about your company’s standards. It’s a shame that you find this e-mail to be harassment when you employ people that laugh about genocide and child abuse. But it’s nice to know that your company endorses that. Well done. - Still Concerned

Whatever you guys are doing, you’re doing it well.

guys, i think i’ve just found my new favorite show

it’s called eyewitness and the shows main pairing is a gay couple who witnessed a triple murder while they were fooling around in a cabin but they can’t tell anyone about it because they don’t want anyone to know they’re gay

it’s literally a gay murder drama, like, why aren’t you already watching the first episode right now?? go watch it!

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We have a deep-seated need to interact with our children.  

Hannibal and Will feat. the Daddy Talk. It’s fair to say that if they actually learnt to communicate efficiently and stopped attempting to kill each other all the damn time, they would probably be a happily married, slightly cannibalistic couple with a few kids and a hundred dogs. 

Life of a Mafia Boss

Summary: Kai never knew how stressful it would be to be a mafia boss. But he knew he was doing it for a good reason.
Members: Kai (ft. all the other members as different roles)
Type: Drama/ Mafia! AU
Length: 872 words

This is my first drama scenario with an EXO member. It was really interesting to write a Mafia!AU. I hope you like it! <3 I do not own this gif

-Admin Kat

Originally posted by kaibility

“What do you mean, you don’t have the files?” Kai asked in a cold tone. His eyes rested on the man before him. Officer Jongdae kneeled before him. The officer’s face was a bloody mess and his breathing was lapsed, air struggling to enter his collapsing lungs. “I have given you plenty of time to collect it. I do a favor for you and when it is time for you to return the favor, you claim you could not. Do you think I am running a charity?” Kai sat forward in his chair and placed his gun on the officer’s head; attempting to force it to balance.

Officer Jongdae looked up at him through swollen eyes. “Pl-please…” He begged in a barely audible breath. Kai smiled wickedly, leaning his ear close to the officer. “I’m sorry, I don’t think I heard you that well? Did you say ‘please’?” He glared at Jongdae. As he stared at him, the officer lifted his head more, grimacing in pain, and spat blood at Kai. Without hesitating, Kai grabbed a handkerchief out of the breast pocket of his suit and wiped the blood off of his face.

Kai stood up straight and turned his back to the officer. He turned to his Capo, the man in charge of the dirty-working underlings. “Xiumin, have two of your men deal with this rat.” He said as he returned to his seat. He sat forward in his chair and placed his gun on the officer’s head; attempting to force it to balance.  Xiumin nodded his head, remaining silent as always. “Baek, Chan, you heard the boss.” He said to his two underlings. Baekhyun came forward and picked up the gun from the officer’s head and held it to his temple. He pulled the trigger quickly, the silencer muffling the sound of the gun firing.

The officer’s body collapsed to the side, his pool puddling on the plastic tarp that covered the floor. Chanyeol approached the corpse and place a white sheet over him. The two underlings began cleaning the scene before Kai. He waited until the men were done and left the room before collapsing in his seat. The room was silent again, but Kai knew it would not remain this way for long. It would not take long for the Mafia godfather to hear about this.

The door before him opened and his consigliere, Kyungsoo, entered the room. He looked at the spot where Jongdae had been and frowned slightly. “I see your officer advisor was of no use.” He said in a nonchalant tone. As Kai’s advisor, he was meant to make sure that the bosses were working for the best of the family.  “He claimed that his fellow officers were getting suspicious of him and he was unable to get the files.” Kai explained. It was Kyungsoo’s job to relay the events to the Godfather, and this made Kai nervous. After the ‘lose’ of accounting advisor, Lay, he knew that he was not in good terms with the godfather.

Kyungsoo nodded his head slowly before slowly turning away from Kai. “Godfather Suho will not be pleased with this news. Perhaps he should have had Sehun take care of this mess.” He said in an icy tone. He left the room, making a call to Suho as he left. Kai rose from his seat and left the room. Walking up the stairs, he entered into the main floor of a busy restaurant. The bustling restaurant filled Kai with a feeling of anxiety.


Kai entered his house quietly. He expected to find his wife asleep already, but was surprised to see her sitting in the living room. His heart was filled with fear when he saw her. She stood slowly, placing her hand under her pregnant belly. She was already eight months pregnant, but she never asked her husband to do anything for her. She knew how busy he was at his alcohol business. “Why are you still awake? Is everything okay?” He asked as he rushed to his wife. He placed his hand on her shoulders and stared down into her eyes.

“Yes, I placed your sons to bed a few hours ago and just felt like staying up to read.” She said with a smile as he hugged her tightly. She never understood the anxiety that he had, but she knew better than to question it. He placed a gentle kiss on her forehead before bringing her to their room. He laid her down on the bed and gave her a gentle foot rub. He couldn’t help but smile at her peaceful, sleeping face.

Once she was fast asleep, he stood and went to his sons’ room. He placed gentle kisses on his two sons’ heads before sitting down on the rocking chair in the corner of their room. He watched his sons sleep for a few moments. His two year old was curled in a fetus position with his thumb in his mouth, and his four year old held his teddy bear tightly to his chest. No matter what happened with the Mafia godfather tomorrow, he knew he would not let anyone touch his beautiful family. These were the people he was doing this for.

MISS FISHER’S WALK-IN CLOSET - Phryne Fisher, Lady Detective, has an outfit (and a man) for every occasion.


No, it’s not a real comic book, but that’s where my head is these days. The third series of Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries isn’t available internationally yet, but as far as I know, we haven’t seen the inside of her closet. I like to think she keeps men stacked like cordwood. And I presume there is an entirely separate closet for her shoes.

2017 wishlist

-i need a tv show, just like htgawm, with characters just like annalise wes laurel connor michaela and asher, with a relationship just like waurel, with murders, lies, plot-twists, drama, all of it, so to sum up - a show that is like htgawm, but isn’t htgawm because i need a show where wes is alive and where a showrunner doesn’t think it’d be interesting to kill off male poc leads “for fun” or “shock value”