Murder Tips Master Post
I don’t condone murdering. This is purely for reference while writing fictional stories. If anyone is concerned, these have been on blogs written by chemistry majors, forensic criminologists, and forensic chemists. Information is accurate, but please don’t test them out. ((If you do test them out please tell me how it goes))
Prevention of Suspicion
-Wear shoes that are bigger than your normal size.
-Make your stride longer and trod heavier.
-If you’re a male, wear perfume. If you’re a female, wear cologne.
-You could also wear heels if you’re a male.
-Kill someone that you don’t know. Having relations with the victim makes you more of a suspect.
Prevention of Evidence
-Gloves will absorb oil from your fingers and start leaving fingerprints after about 15 minutes. Keep a supply of latex gloves on hand.
-Paint your fingertips with clear nail polish.
Disposal of Evidence
-After wiping for fingerprints, take the victim’s hands and wipe them around. Place them on cups and other everyday items. No fingerprints will look suspicious.
-Wrap your knives in plastic before using them. This will allow for no evidence on the knife.
-Instead of injecting poison through a syringe, fill the syringe with air and inject in between the toes. It will mimic a heart attack and look exactly like a heart attack so no one will suspect.
-If you kill a man on an unregistered boat in international waters and then dump the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system and you can’t be prosecuted.
-Bleach and urine mixed together make a fume that is toxic upon inhalation.
-Plastic knives can be sharpened, stabbed into the body and then twisted to shatter the knife. This is effective in causing immense amounts of pain.
-When killing by stabbing, make sure you remove the knife. It will allow the victim to bleed to death.
-Three crushed cherry pits in their food or drink will be equivalent to a lethal dose of arsenic for two adult men.
- Stab below the neck near the spinal bone, it will break the bone and permanently paralyze them while minimizing blood loss.
-Piano wire works well with slitting throats and then you can just place it back inside your piano!!
Disposal of Body
-Satellites look for holes 6-10 feet wide, so bury the body vertically.
-Bury body 6-10 feet under a dead dog. Police dogs will find the dog and the police will take it as a false alarm.
-Mixing body fluids with bleach and letting them soak will rid the blood and whatnot of the death smell.
-Dispose of body in a septic tank. The acidic properties and equipment will take care of the body for you.
-If you have the means to dispose of the body over, time, one could cut the body up into small pieces (head, feet, hands, limbs at the joints, separate the ribs and hips, etc) and from there the body could be disposed across the land, miles apart. Fresh graves would be another alternative.
-Grind the pieces into fish chum, mix them with actual fish chum, and let the fishies take care of it! As an added bonus, you might catch something!
- Literally just bury the body in a cemetery. Preferably a fresh grave but y’know whatever’s available!
(I will update this /somewhat/ regularly)