murder tank

  • Someone: Donald Trump is an asshole. I wish he wasn't the president of the USA.
  • Me: Yes that's true.
  • Someone: Donald Trump is going to round up the LGBT people and put them in gas chambers, he's going to go in a tank and murder all the pee oh sees, he's going to shoot disabled people and rape all the women and get rid of abortion and America is going to become North Korea and we are going to die and I want to kms-
  • Me: NO. NO THIS IS A LIE. STOP FEAR MONGERING HOLD ON A SECOND

‘But your honour,’ My lawyer says. ‘Please consider that the victim used <se.6> and a countdown with sound effects in their berserk macro.’

‘Very well,’ The judge says. ‘Just clean up the blood, and I’ll let you go.’

(Check your local laws before you murder your tank, please.)