murder man

“The Devil is real… and he isn’t a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful because he’s a fallen angel and he used to be God’s favorite”

-American Horror Stories


my favorite fics [41/?]

Adore You by @isthatyoularry​; 66k, read on ao3

Summary: “We invited our new acquaintances from uptown. You’ve simply got to meet their oldest son!” said his mother with a flourish, and suddenly it became abundantly clear as to why his parents had so adamantly demanded he join them in Deansville for the entirety of the summer.

Against his wishes, Harry spends the holidays at his family’s summer estate, and is reluctantly pulled into a courtship he didn’t ask for. Harry doesn’t want to get married, but Louis does. They don’t fit, but then again they really, really do.

Vaguely set in the 1920’s. Headpieces, jazz, fashionable canes, and flapper dresses, and that.

your fave is problematic: dorian
  • “if the evening lacks a murder, we sniff and call it a bore”
  • i don’t know what party you were at but i’m fairly certain there were plenty of murders committed
  • some of which by you

At least once a week my brain does the following:

Plotting Brain: “Ahsoka might then fight that person and kill that person…”

Plot-Check Brain: “No, but Ahsoka doesn’t kill people.”

Plotting Brain: “Oh, you’re right. So if the doesn’t kill people, maybe she has to wrestle with–”

Plot-Check Brain: “Wait! I’ve got an incoming message from memories, let’s see what it is…”

Plotting Brain: “Okay so she might then fight that person and kill that person…”

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David Suchet’s Poirot joke on the Doctor Who Fan Show, May 6, 2017 [x]

anonymous asked:

Hitman AU ideas?

  • “Oh crap! I made a mistake! You’re the wrong person! Oh man, my guy, I am so sorry let me just crawl back out this window and let’s forget that this ever happened.” AU
  • Character A has heard of some pretty bizarre ways to make cash fast, but being a hit man wasn’t something that Character A had ever considered. After accidentally killing somebody, Character A finds a wad of cash on their kitchen table with a note that reads: “Good work. More information coming soon.”
  • “It’s nothing personal. You’ve obviously done something bad enough to get killed, so I’m just here to carry out the will of the universe.” AU
  • Character A is a hit man that works for a large, corrupt company. Whenever any other businesses start to encroach on the business’ turf, Character A is paid to take them out. Character B is the heir to an up-and-coming rival company.
  • In order to carry on their business, Character A has decided to bring on Character B as an extra pair of eyes. While staking out a target one night ,Character B taps Character A’s shoulder and quietly lets them know that the two of them are being watched by another person.
  • “Shh! Listen, you don’t deserve to die, but I’m the third hit man that’s been hired to take you out and we need to make you disappear. We need to fake your death.” AU
  • Character A is a hit man that has planned on getting close to Character B, their latest target, by inviting Character B out onto a date. While out on this date though, Character A is actually really impressed by Character B and isn’t sure if they’re okay with going through with the job.