murder!edd

EDDSWORLD 2.0

-tord is replaced by a static image of the babadook. he does not talk, but the other characters engage in one sided conversation with him.
-matt is not there physically, but you can hear him if you can pick up on high enough frequencies. it is recommended you do not try to listen to what he has to say
-edd is now one of those poorly made eddsworld cgi models i’ve seen floating around before
-tom is now renamed “Michael” and is exactly the same as before, but his name is michael.
-there is an episode where the gang go to las vegas, do massive amounts of coke and ends with edd brutally murdering his friends and drinking their blood. it’s ok! they’re fine in the next episode.
-sometimes the face of a baby will appear on screen while a deep man’s voice says “are you enjoying it. we worked so hard on it for you.” or just “cornbread”
it’s alright, it’s always over soon.
-the chicken dance plays throughout the episodes in the background, the volume depends on how big michael’s eyes are.
please close the browser IMMEDIATELY if the screen is pure black.
-in the REAL finale the gang meets god

Edd: “That … does match up with what Tom told us…”

Edd: “I mean, I don’t like what you’re telling us, but it matches up…”

Matt: “Edd, are you sure you’re okay? If you want to stop, we can.”

Edd: “No, I want to hear more. I want to know the truth.”

Matt: “Oh, that’s a lovely idea!”

Matt: “Tom told us that Eduardo and Mark moved into the same apartment building as us, only a few floors down! But we’ll take it easy and just call them instead.”

Matt: “Ah, it’s ringing…”

*Click*

Mark: “Hello?”

Matt: “Mark! How’re you doing, bud?”

Mark: “Matt? Haven’t heard from you in a while…”

Matt: “Yeah, and Edd’s here, too! We were wondering if we could ask you about something. Is Eduardo there, too?”

Mark: “Yeah, he’s right here. I’ll get him.”

Eduardo: “What’s this about? Did you say the losers were on the phone?”

Edd: “Heh, at least Eduardo hasn’t changed…”

Eduardo: “Hasn’t changed since what?”

Matt: “Oh, that’s the reason we called. We were … um, wondering if you could tell us what’s happened over the past month.”

Mark: “…..”

Mark: “What?”

Edd: “Matt, I’m not sure about this–”

Matt: “No, this’ll help. Guys, something bad happened to us recently. We … lost all memories of the past month. We don’t know how. It just happened.”

Eduardo: “Well, that’s bizarre. But it’s fitting; a weird thing happens to the weirdos…”

Mark: “Eddy, I don’t think now’s a good time. I think they’re telling the truth.”

Eduardo: “…Fine. But if this is a joke, then you two are gonna get it.”

Eduardo: “So, uh, lemme think…”

Eduardo: “It started when that red hoodied-weirdo – Tord, I think? – came back to stay with you guys. We saw him break into your house, but we didn’t really care enough to tell you guys.”

Mark: “And then, a couple days later, we heard really loud yelling, and then a sofa suddenly crashed into the side of our house. We saw Tom passing by, looking furious. And that was it, for a few days.”

Eduardo: “That is, until a giant robot appeared on your front lawn and blasted both of our houses to bits. It was Tord who was piloting it.”

Eduardo: “And in that blast … in the blast … erk…”

Mark: “It’s okay, Eddy. I’ll tell them.”

Mark: “Matt, Edd. Jon died in that explosion. The one that Tord caused.”

Matt: “Wh–”

Edd: “What?!”

Matt: “Jon is dead…?!”

Mark: “You guys are acting as if you didn’t know … I guess you really did forget.”

Edd: “So Tord … Tord killed Jon…?”

Edd: “I-I …”

Matt: “Um – I’m sorry, guys, but I think we need a minute. I need to help Edd–”

Eduardo: “Hey, are you guys okay–”

*Click*

Matt: There we go. Edd, are you alright?”

Edd: “N-no … I just can’t … believe it…”

Edd: “!!!”

Edd: “That’s it!!”

Edd: “I don’t need to stay here and listen to you guys tell me that my best friend is a murderer!”

Matt: “Edd?! Please sit down, don’t leave–”

Edd: “No! I don’t need to deal with this!”

Matt: “Edd–”

*SLAM*

Matt: “…”

Matt: “Edd…”

-Mod Matt

anonymous asked:

Back to Edd- WHY HE FUCK ARE YOU STILL THE HIDING

“MAYBE BECAUSE I SCARED MY BEST FRIENDS AND BROKE UP WITH THE ONLY PERSON I’VE EVER LOVED OUT OF PANIC AND THEN GOT A HOTEL AND NOW I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO I DONT WANT TO GET MURDERED!” edd is flipping out.

Twisted

(Author’s Note: This is a fic I wrote for Mod Tord’s brainwashing alternate plot line for Edd and the peeps at the house’s confrontation thing. Here’s chapter one. I apologize profusely.)

((dude i am legitimately crying im so happy omg thank you so much I didn’t think anyone would like the idea because it was so dark thank you thank you thank you -mod tord))

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anonymous asked:

Can Edd get away with murder?

Edd: No? I mean I’m not going to test it to find out but I doubt it.

((whoops my pen pressure died again holy hell. I had some stuff that I was going to do to advance the plot planned, ugggg. Oh well, feel free to send in random questions that don’t have to do with the plot, I’ll answer them through text and pretty quickly since I don’t have to draw anything.))

Sooo I just got my very first tablet and look! I made a thing!

This is Edward the Surgeon. This version of Ed,Edd, and Eddy’s Double D belongs to tumblr’s Saltymarshmallows. I want to be apart of the murder! family so bad but I’m chronically shy and while I’m aware Edward doesn’t bite (that’d be unsanitary) I know he does for a fact cut *twiddles thumbs*

*Hides* I’m new to tumblr and the eene fandom don’t eat me plz  T.T