[dj] kiseki's seirin kindergarten

Title: Kiseki’s Seirin Kindergarten
Circle: 風太郎
Fandom: Kuroko no Basuke
Characters: Various/Kuroko
Warnings: N/A
Language: English
Scanlator: A Little Memorria
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First priority?
  • Kise:If all of us, Kiseki no Sedai and Kagamicchi, fell off the boat, who would Kurokocchi save first?
  • Kuroko:... Excuse me?
  • Aomine:How can 7 people fit in a single boat?
  • Akashi:Well, if we're talking about a ship, that's more realistic.
  • Murasakibara:Is there any snacks in the ship?
  • Aomine:How many Mai-chan's magazine were there?
  • Midorima:Aren't you guys talking this way too serious?
  • Kise:And that wasn't the question at all! Kurokocchi?
  • Kuroko:Well, based on how I observed you guys well, I think I'll save Kagami-kun.
  • Everyone:...
  • Kagami:R-really?
  • Kuroko:Yes, since you can swim, you can save the others while I call out for helpers.
  • Everyone:...
  • Kise:No, no, Kurokocchi! I'm asking you that you can only save one person and all of us are drowning because we can't swim.
  • Kuroko:All of us took a swimming class.
  • Murasakibara:We'll drown.
  • Kuroko:Well, my answer won't change. All of you can drown till death since I still have things to do with Kagami-kun.
  • Kise:Isn't that way too extreme?
  • Aomine:Tsk, for a second, I thought you would save me.
  • Kuroko:Then, shall I ask you the same question, Aomine-kun?
  • Aomine:Isn't the answer is obvious? I'll save Kise.
  • Kise:Aominecchi!!
  • Aomine:So he can drive the ship back. Saving me for all the shit that I did for saving your ass.
  • Kise:... Sorry, I just really want to kill you right now.
  • Kuroko:Midorima-kun?
  • Midorima:Akashi.
  • Everyone:Whoaaa!
  • Murasakibara:Why Aka-chin?
  • Midorima:Well, for starters, you should save the smallest one since there's a high chance that they can still float in the ocean.
  • Akashi:All I'm hearing is that you called me short.
  • Midorima:Wait, Akashi! You didn't even let me finish!
  • Akashi:No need for you to finish it, Shintaro.
  • Kuroko:... Murasakibara-kun?
  • Murasakibara:Whoever got snacks in their pocket...
  • Kagami:How in the world you would know?
  • Murasakibara:Kuro-chin.
  • Kagami:Oi!
  • Akashi:For me, I'll say Tetsuya.
  • Kuroko:Then, I'll save Akashi-kun, as well.
  • Akashi:We can have my private submarine pick us up.
  • Kuroko:That's good, Akashi-kun.
  • Aomine:Hey, isn't it Akashi became way too flirtatious to Tetsu?
  • Kise:Did you just noticed that? They are currently flirting!
  • Kagami:But... Kuroko, I'll save you.
  • Kuroko:Don't worry, Kagami-kun, I can swim.
  • Everyone:...
GOMxKurko: Bento Making

Summary: Kuroko wants to make a bento box for Aomine, the Kiseki no Sedai decide to pitch in. Warnings for crack, Kise being an idiot, Kuroko being cute in general, and cavity inducing aokuro fluff at the end.

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