muppets rp


ft . muses from it , disney movies , black butler , rick and morty , tmnt , the walking dead , meet the robinsons , bob’s burgers , shrek the musical , and the muppets . all loved & cherished by ash .

The Muppet Christmas Carol Sentence Meme
  • “I am here to tell the story.”
  • “I am here for the food.”
  • “Hello, London!”
  • “Let us see another Christmas in this place.”
  • “You changed.”
  • “At this time in the proceedings, it is tradition for me to make a little speech.”
  • “You’re a little absent minded, spirit.”
  • “A night’s unbroken rest might aid my welfare.”
  • “There’s more of gravy than of grave about you.”
  • “What a terrible pun. Where do you get those jokes?”
  • “There are two things in this life I hate: heights and falling from them.”
  • “God save my little broken body.”
  • “What right have you to be merry? You’re poor enough.”
  • “What right have you to be dismal? You’re rich enough.”
  • “If I could work my will, every idiot who goes around with a Merry Christmas on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey and buried with a stake of holly through his heart!”
  • “Please…do not show me that Christmas!”
  • “Are you the spirit whose coming was foretold to me?”
  • “I do not make merry at Christmas and I cannot afford to make other people merry.”
  • “I knew you weren’t suited for literature.”
  • “I’m usually trustworthy.”
  • “Are these the shadows of things that will be or are they the shadows of things that may be only?”
  • “A life can be made right.”
  • “I am not the man I was.”
  • “Why would you show me this if I am past all hope?”
  • “I will know Christmas and try to keep it all the year.”
  • “Why do you delight in torturing me?”
  • “Another year before our wedding?”
  • “You will be haunted by three spirits.”


tonight, dammit: starter for @vakredoden (already written, just need to type it in), replies for @xgodofstoriesx and @mckaytriarchy

still looking to plot with canons who know doom (tony, amara, reed or sue or any of the four + kidlets or doom’s other kidlets, nadia) don’t care what verse, just hmu–that would really help me get going here again.

{+} nightmares

It’s been five days.

He hasn’t slept, really, only fell in and out of fitful nightmares composed of dark and roaring and overwhelming guilt. He’s gross and exhausted and his grip on his magic is weak, and he keeps nodding off only to be plagued by memories he’s already tried desperately to bury. Like now, in the middle of standing in the kitchen, trying to remember what he was looking for.

Instead of turning to the fridge like he’s supposed to, he shuts his eyes for a second, wavering on the spot, and jumps awake when something lunges at him in his dream.

No - no no no no no

Sarkis shudders, gripping the counter tightly, golden veins rolling through him in a bright pulse before he gets himself under control. And promptly crumples to the floor and bursts into tears. Oops.